It doesn't even matter bc the voices in my head are obvi my biggest supporters

Need a lil picnic date with the girls drinking fresh squeezed juice and eating fruit or something

I love a pretty little snack plate with assorted cheeses, crackers, and fruits.

Imma southern sweet tea with a lil lemon wedge on the glass kinda gal, ya know?

Do not underestimate my ability to nerd the fuck out

I’m like if a girl were one of those pretty seashells being pushed back and forth by the waves on the bottom of the ocean floor.

“Children????” I ask, horrified that someone would ask such a thing, as if my peers aren’t on their third child and live in a gorgeous home they own.