He Put The Yee In My Haw

K wait, I know I said Tifa x Cloud shipper but she actually looks really good with Vincent Valentine too.

CEO of having 50 million blogs

When you reblog from one of those porn blogs and they hit your messages with "Hi"

It doesn't even matter bc the voices in my head are obvi my biggest supporters

Talk me through it. I need that. For my mental health.

I have an oral fixation so you know the head is good.

Sleepy sexx >>>>>

I have a side blog for every little interest. Is that not normal?????

Imma southern sweet tea with a lil lemon wedge on the glass kinda gal, ya know?

Sorry not sorry, I’m a Tifa x Cloud shipper.

Do not underestimate my ability to nerd the fuck out

I’m like if a girl were one of those pretty seashells being pushed back and forth by the waves on the bottom of the ocean floor.

“Children????” I ask, horrified that someone would ask such a thing, as if my peers aren’t on their third child and live in a gorgeous home they own.

Need a lil picnic date with the girls drinking fresh squeezed juice and eating fruit or something

God you’re so fucking cute when you passionately ramble about the things you love. ❤︎

Just blogging into the void ★彡