PAIRING: Soldier Boy x GN!Reader
GENRE: Fluff
TO NOTE/WARNINGS: Ben being Ben, suggestive but nothing explicit, not beta read
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Letโs be real, Soldier Boyโs reputation isnโt exactly the best. Many know heโs a chauvinist pig, even more scratch their heads at the fact that he settled down. Marriage wasnโt something the public nor the people working with Americaโs Darling expected him to go for.
Heck, he himself never thought he would get to be a husband one day.
Before all this superhero shit went down, maybe. When he was a piss poor boy with zero hope and many dreams. Dreams of a better life, the good olโ fashioned way โ a pretty girl at his side, 2.5 kids or whatever the average was right before the Great Depression, white picket fence.
That little fantasy faded into the background when Ben became USAโs number one superstar. But it never fully disappeared. Heโs still a man with traditional values, after all.
Married life suits him well. Better than anyone โ even himself โ wouldโve ever thought. Turns out he can be quite a sap, but itโs probably best to not say that to his face.
Heโs a real romantic behind closed doors, his softer and domestic side reserved for his spouse only.
Sometimes it slips through the cracks even in public, whenever he holds a door open for them, when he slips a possessive hand over the small of their back and places a chaste kiss to their temple.
If heโs feeling frisky (which is... almost all the time), heโs not above a playful smack on their ass, or risky touches under the table.
Benโs still a busy man. Always will be. Heโs rarely home, but he makes sure they have everything they need. Thatโs what he thinks the role of a husband is โ a provider, a protector. The man of the house. They can roll their eyes at that all they want. It fills him with pride either way.
He still takes on dangerous missions, much to their dismay. Itโs one of the things they constantly fight about. He has a role to fulfill, a badass job to do, some asses to kick. The fact that theyโre so worried he wonโt return honestly offends him. Heโs wounded knowing they donโt trust in his strength.
However, when one time he returns injured, heโs learned his lesson. Though itโs with gritted teeth that he agrees to being more careful. Less dangerous missions it is, damn.
That was one of the worst weeks, too. In sickness and in health is all fun and games until youโve got a bedridden manchild to babysit.
Benโs a menace when heโs sick or hurt, doesnโt listen to anyone telling him to rest, keeps whining and complaining. At least his spouse makes a hot nurse.
In the scenario of him still being a rich supe with a contract: He showers them in gifts.
For example, he placed a permanent order at the flower shop: A giant bouquet of roses is to be delivered to them once a week. On their wedding anniversary, itโs always a replica of the flowers from their wedding bouquet. He also frequently buys them expensive jewelry, luxurious wristwatches, fancy perfumes, and of course the sexiest outfits/lingerie.
Insists on taking them out on a date at least once a month. Doesnโt matter what his manager needs him for, or if thereโs a villain he should be fighting. These things probably happen way too often already, and he hates having to ditch you. So he makes sure to go completely MIA to reserve a nice table at the best restaurant every four weeks on the dot.
Keeps a photo from their wedding day in his wallet. Itโs among sexier ones. Yes, he carries around polaroids of their nudes. Yes, plural.
Doesnโt keep his mouth shut about his spouse. Everyone he meets, whether they want to or not, gets their ears gnawed off about how perfect his spouse is. Sometimes the details are too TMI, but he loves to brag.
Blows a kiss and winks at the camera for them in every television interview.
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Any hange headcanons? (can be sfw or nsfw,your choice). I love her so very much and she's not really centred in a romantic aspect in this fandom, some headcanons for her would be greatly appreciated
hanji overworks a lot. they basically live in their office and get lost in projects and ideas and completely forget about time. so either their s/o has to quite literally pick them up in the middle of the night so that they can get some proper rest, or they will fall asleep at their desk and feel very guilty for not spending the evening with their partner.
they always come up with very cute ideas to make it up to them though. little selfmade gifts, a small love-note hidden on their pillow, their favorite snack for breakfast, etc. etc.
hanji is very touchy! once they feel comfortabel around someone, they love to grab their hands, give random hugs, play with someoneโs hair and what not. with their s/o, hanji constantly craves physical affection. lots of cuddles included here, but sometimes something simple as resting their head on their shoulder or in their lap!
whiny. whiny little baby. especially when hanjiโs s/o is not around, they tend to complain a lot and sigh every few minutes. the second their s/o joins them they turn into an excited puppy.
the master of surprises. hanji loves to throw surprise parties for their s/o whenever the occassion calls for it. birthday? letโs invite some friends. successful project? letโs celebrate!
hi may i request headcanons with shizuo with a tiny fem! s/o? Like she's 4.8 thx
frequently picked up by shizuo. he does it so casually too. theyโre walking around town together and his s/o is standing at some display window for too long? aย โletโs get goingโ wonโt help? pickย โem up and keep going.
piggy back rides, too.
convenient when they need someone to pick something up thatโs too high up. convienient for shizuo when he drops something and has them pick it up for him with ease.
catch shizuo still being the little spoon from time to time when the two are cuddling
their... hands... are so TINY??? their whole hand just melts in his PALM
although he initially hated the idea of it, once he saw his s/o wearing one of his shirts and practically drowning in it, he wonโt ever complain if they steal his clothes.
shizuo always gets their clothing size wrong too. sometimes he buys them a cute print tee or fuzzy socks or anything that reminds him of them as a present, but itโs always too big on them. still damn cute either way.
Headcanons of Dimitri with a โfragileโ crush or s/o? Like a healer or someone who is hurt easily (or both)? I know his dislikes say he doesnโt like fragile things but shhh
โก itโs not that he hates fragile things because they are weak or anything like that. he is just scared of being incapable to treat someone who is so gentle andย โfragileโ wrong. he hates causing damage more, is all.
โก dear god if anything were to happen to them, he would goย insane.ย you think post time skip dimitri was out of it? you havenโt witnessed him losing his lover/crush.
โก literally anxious to just hold their hand. heโd be scared his grip is too strong. their hand feels so soft and fragile in his, what if he crushes it by accident???
โก he craves cuddling, but he would never initiate it for the very same reasons. if they snuggle up against him though, he canโt help but feel his heart melt.
โก if he actually were to hurt them by accident, he would feel so guilty and ashamed. heโd need a lot of space and would keep his distance from them for a while, fearing heโd only hurt them again otherwise.
โก he needs lots of reassuring. conversation and patience is key, basically. he can be stubborn about it, but if they can convince him that they donโt blame him and love to be with him despite anything that has happened or might happen, he will try his very best.
โก though heโs not very interested in learning magic or healing himself, heโd love to hear a trick or two of his s/o. the constant praise never ends, heโs really impressed by how delicate and elegant their movement is during training and on the battlefield.
Can you please do kissing headcanons for Takuma, Zero and Kaname?
Ichijo:
likes to lift up his s/oโs chin so they face him and he can look them directly into the eyes, before closing his and the gap between them.
kisses like a disney prince, to be honest. his touch is gentle and sweet. light and sensual kisses are his favorite, because they build up tension and make both of them strive for more.
his movements are slow, to make the most out of every one of these special moments. but heโs not timid or hesitant at all.
he knows what heโs doing, heโs very confident.
Zero:
itโs rarely him initiating the kisses, but heโs quick to react and play along, when his s/o leans in.
on rare occasions it is him going for it. mostly that means theyโre blabbering too much (especially when they keep on and on about how theyโre worried about him) and he quickly pecks them so they grow silent.
either that, or heโs in a really grumpy mood. after rough days he gets clingy and affectionate, longing for cuddles and touches.
either chaste or rough and demanding. thereโs no in between. he likes to really grab at his s/oโs waist or cup their face too and pull them closer.
Kaname:
he has fun with making them wait for it. itโs obvious something is bound to happen with the tension in the air around them, but he takes pride in getting them impatient, so he takes his time.
loves playing with their hair as he draws in closer. his touch is as light as a feather and radiates caring.
once their lips do meet, he wastes no more time. things get passionate right away.
heโs the quickest to turn things heated, using his tongue and maybe his teeth for light nibbling.
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CHARACTERS: Dean Winchester, Alec McDowell, Beau Arlen, Soldier Boy (Ben)
BONUS CHARACTERS: Sam Winchester, Castiel
GENRE: Fluff
NOTES & WARNINGS: None, just take this with a grain of salt as I have very little knowledge of cat breeds. I did some research, though!
A/N: After @jollyhunter came up with headcanons for "What Dog Breed Are They?" my cat-lady senses started tingling. Ty for this idea, Jolly! <3 Again, I don't know much about cat breeds. But that just makes it more interesting. I'm curious to hear your thoughts!! I know even less about Beau to be honest, but I had an idea that is based purely on vibes, lol.
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โโ[DEAN WINCHESTER] Abyssinian Cat ๐
In general, I want everyone to take the following into consideration: Orange cat, one braincell, oral fixation and will eat/chew on pretty much everything, constantly knocks stuff down, little piece of shit (affectionately)!
Now for the specifics: Abyssinians have a short, dense coat, often ginger or brown-ish, and their eyes are usually green-gold. Check. They are often described as "dog-like" because you can teach them tricks and train them. They're very active and even sleep less than other cat breeds (remind you of someone?). Loyal as they are, they prefer companionship, because if left unsupervised their boredom might lead to destructive behavior. They hate being lonely. Apparently they are one of the silliest cats of the bunch.
Also, look at this for further proof:
I can't find the full gif, but in the second one he's knocking down Rowena's purse, lmao. I can't with him.
โโ[ALEC MCDOWELL] Bengal ๐โโฌ
The breed resembling a mixture of leopard, jaguar, and ocelot.ย "Wild cat domesticated into a loving pet"-energy with a very affectionate soul. They're highly intelligent and very distinct. One of a kind. Bengals are human-made and did not develop naturally. Just like Alec is basically one of Manticore's projects, though he stays true to himself (and that's enough angst for this one).
Bengals are very curious by default and love to explore. They're agile and energetic. Alec's adventurous and adaptable personality aligns nicely here. As does his extroverted side. He's charismatic and outgoing. Bengals too are very social animals, definitely not shy.
โโ[BEAU ARLEN] American Bobtail ๐พ
American Bobtails are often referred to as the "Golden Retrievers" of cats because of their loyal, lowkey clingy and playful personality. Their rugged appearance and the short stubby tail give them a wild look, but they're very docile and cuddly. American Bobtails enjoy spending time with their human, making them the perfect chill companion. Especially for families. They have an athletic, muscular build, but are more on the laid-back side.
Now, again, I don't know much about Beau, but I keep seeing people describe him as the chipper sunshine-type. The somewhat shaggy aesthetic paired with the sweet personality of an American Bobtail reminded me of him immediately.
โโ[SOLDIER BOY] Savannah Cat ๐
Walk with me through my thought process: High maintenance cat, barely domesticated and on the wilder side, notorious yapper, luxurious taste, apex predator... Savannah Cat. The type of breed that borders on illegal to keep at home (and in some states it is not allowed to own a Savannah). The closest to wild beast that a "pet" can get. Savannahs are very energetic and have a high life-expectancy. Their large and lean appearance can make them quite intimidating, though there's a very loyal personality behind the growls and hisses. Their aura definitely demands attention.
Ben is 50% free-spirited beast and 50% product of Compound-V. They definitely tried to tame him, but it's not an easy task to say the least. He's absolutely a star among others, striking in strength and appearance. He's absolutely extra like that.
BONUS: [SAM WINCHESTER] Siberian Cat
The Siberian is another breed whose personality is often compared to that of a dog. They're great for families, very friendly and smart enough to solve some puzzles. Their coat is long and soft and for a house cat they're pretty large in size.
I read that it takes about 5 years until a Siberian matures and it reminded me of Dean trying his best to let Sam stay a kid for as long as possible. They're also famous for their adorable expressions, look at that face.
BONUS: [CASTIEL] Birman Cat
The color scheme is on point, is it not? Even the fur matches the shirt + trenchcoat. The Birman Cat is blue-eyed and gentle. This breed is not very vocal, but all the more loyal and friendly. They follow their owners around, seemingly wanting to support them. They're also called "Sacred Cats of Burma" and considered to be a companion of the Kittah priests in Tibet:
This is the legend of the Sacred Birman Cat: they have the brilliant blue eyes of the goddess, the golden hue that reflected from both their master and the golden statue of the goddess and with dark brown as a symbol of the impurity of the earth: the wicked murder of the priest but with white feet as a symbol of the purity of the soul. (Source)
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Hi. May I ask headcanons levi as a big brother to his younger sister who is also a member of his squad? Thanks.
a weird mixture of him being overprotective while somewhat distant at the same time
heโs worried for sure. 24/7. and you canโt really blame him, after all the losses, he would break if something were to happen to his sister
he probably wouldnโt give a ratโs ass about military reputations and having to uphold certain etiquette, but itโs likely she doesnโt want to cause him any trouble and perhaps even erwin told him to tone it down and put some trust in his sister.
which levi does, by the way. he taught her well and made sure she would know how to protect herself, how to fight back, how to survive.
if anything, heโs even stricter with her during training. you canโt call it playing favourites and allowing her to slack off. instead, he probably expects too much from her, wanting to make absolutely sure she will not get harmed during expeditions etc.
on the other hand, he wonโt hesitate to throw fists at anyone who touches a single hair on her head.
itโs probably not easy for her to make friends among peers, let alone establish relationships. at least with the wrong people. sure, most are intimidated by levi and wonโt dare to get too close to his sister
but a few people do, likely those who have good intentions and respect levi (also: vice versa, that includes people whom levi trusts, especially his squad, hanji, erwin, ...)
people always come up with stupid dares, wanting her to tease levi. surprisingly he actually lets her get away with it too. he is annoyed, though. but, if punishment is involved at all, itโs probably directed at those who dared her to tease him from begin with.
Hello there! If the EMA trio visited their s/o in the modern world,what would be their favorite activity to do together?
Eren:
adventurous outdoor activities! that includes lots of travelling (he loves seeing countries and towns heโs never been too and enjoys sightseeing), random car trips, etc.
most of the time itโs just going for walks and hikes, preferably through forests, but it doesnโt really matter.
i can see him enjoy something athletic too, especially climbing
when the mood calls for it and he wants to relax: binging shows (netflix and chill?)
Mikasa:
she would enjoy concerts and music festivals for sure. or camping in general!
other than that, casual shopping trips. she herself doesnโt care too much about getting new clothes, but she loves how enthusiastic her s/o is whenever they see something and goย โyou should try this on, i bet youโll look so pretty in it!โ
little bonus: treat her for an ice cream cone!
playing video games with her s/o (and winning against them almost every time)
Armin:
museum dates! itโs both educational and impressive. heโll still continue glancing at his s/o every 5 minutes, no matter how beautiful the art in front of him.
eating out. armin strikes me as someone who would appreciate a good restaurant or cafรฉ over cooking at home.
beach visits and/or swimming
hear me out here... collecting rocks. just going for a walk and picking up a little trinket each time? armin has some sort of hawk eyes when it comes to finding pretty rocks or other treasures.
