SNK HEADCANONS

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Reiner: He would be super awkward, not gonna lie. He doesn’t know how to initiate a conversation, he overthinks about what he would have to say and just the thought of attempting small talk has him cringe. He just... lurks around??? It’s almost creepy, but he finds ways of picking tables close to where they are seated, etc etc. He’s totally the type of guy who would ask his friends to throw him a bone here, so he will not so subtly hang out with his friends close to where his crush is and act amused. Since he’s keeping somewhat close watch on them through this, he’ll probably be able to be there when they i.e. drop something.

Armin: Similar to Reiner, but a lot mor calculating and advancing. “Mind if I sit here?” “I think you dropped this” “Oops, I didn’t mean to bump into you like this, are you hurt?” He’ll play it off as casual and smooth, but it was planned for sure. Once he’s engaged in the situation and actual conversation, though, he’s a lot more nervous and shy himself. Most likely to drop random compliments and blush and apologize for being blunt immediately afterwards.

especially the first few kisses are a little awkward, because he is quite anxious to be bad at it / do something wrong.

he’s either going very slow or a little hectic, but be patient with him and he will find the right pace.

loves to lift their chin with his finger

he holds them so gently, always, too??? one hand at the back of their head, gently playing with their hair, one at the small of their back?

usually they’re the first to lean in, but he returns the favor with no hesitation each time.

he loves to kiss them on top of their head! especially as a good night’s kiss.

Eren:

adventurous outdoor activities! that includes lots of travelling (he loves seeing countries and towns he’s never been too and enjoys sightseeing), random car trips, etc.

most of the time it’s just going for walks and hikes, preferably through forests, but it doesn’t really matter.

i can see him enjoy something athletic too, especially climbing

when the mood calls for it and he wants to relax: binging shows (netflix and chill?)

Mikasa:

she would enjoy concerts and music festivals for sure. or camping in general!

other than that, casual shopping trips. she herself doesn’t care too much about getting new clothes, but she loves how enthusiastic her s/o is whenever they see something and go “you should try this on, i bet you’ll look so pretty in it!”

little bonus: treat her for an ice cream cone!

playing video games with her s/o (and winning against them almost every time)

Armin:

museum dates! it’s both educational and impressive. he’ll still continue glancing at his s/o every 5 minutes, no matter how beautiful the art in front of him.

eating out. armin strikes me as someone who would appreciate a good restaurant or café over cooking at home.

beach visits and/or swimming

hanji overworks a lot. they basically live in their office and get lost in projects and ideas and completely forget about time. so either their s/o has to quite literally pick them up in the middle of the night so that they can get some proper rest, or they will fall asleep at their desk and feel very guilty for not spending the evening with their partner.

they always come up with very cute ideas to make it up to them though. little selfmade gifts, a small love-note hidden on their pillow, their favorite snack for breakfast, etc. etc.

hanji is very touchy! once they feel comfortabel around someone, they love to grab their hands, give random hugs, play with someone’s hair and what not. with their s/o, hanji constantly craves physical affection. lots of cuddles included here, but sometimes something simple as resting their head on their shoulder or in their lap!

whiny. whiny little baby. especially when hanji’s s/o is not around, they tend to complain a lot and sigh every few minutes. the second their s/o joins them they turn into an excited puppy.

a weird mixture of him being overprotective while somewhat distant at the same time

he’s worried for sure. 24/7. and you can’t really blame him, after all the losses, he would break if something were to happen to his sister

he probably wouldn’t give a rat’s ass about military reputations and having to uphold certain etiquette, but it’s likely she doesn’t want to cause him any trouble and perhaps even erwin told him to tone it down and put some trust in his sister.

which levi does, by the way. he taught her well and made sure she would know how to protect herself, how to fight back, how to survive.

if anything, he’s even stricter with her during training. you can’t call it playing favourites and allowing her to slack off. instead, he probably expects too much from her, wanting to make absolutely sure she will not get harmed during expeditions etc.

on the other hand, he won’t hesitate to throw fists at anyone who touches a single hair on her head.

it’s probably not easy for her to make friends among peers, let alone establish relationships. at least with the wrong people. sure, most are intimidated by levi and won’t dare to get too close to his sister

but a few people do, likely those who have good intentions and respect levi (also: vice versa, that includes people whom levi trusts, especially his squad, hanji, erwin, ...)

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despite all the paperwork, they usually insist that levi would join them, claiming it’s important for a healthy relationship to go to bed together, at least.

at first he treats it like a nuisance, but he honestly appreciates the thought behind it. he knows they’re just worried, but once your sleeping schedule is so fucked, it can’t be turned around within a day.

for some time they were already fast asleep for hours before levi would sneak beneath the covers and even then it would take him some while until his eyes would remain closed for a bit. when he’d wake up unusually early, then, it would feel like they didn’t even get to snuggle up or make themselves really comfortable.

levi would earn some scolding for it, not only because the bonding aspect was lacking, but because they are clearly worried for levi’s health.

they probably come up with a compromise and have him lay down at least a little earlier each day, even if he wouldn’t sleep immediately. it doesn’t always work and especially in the beginning, he would lay awake for hours still.

it’s progress, though. actually, watching them sleep so peacefully next to him and listening to their calm breathing grants him relaxation never felt in years.

some nights are better than others, but the improvement is there either way. even when there’s papers, ink and books stacked on top of levi’s desk, his s/o makes sure he’s at least somewhat comfortable and not overdoing it.

they’re willing to sit with him over a cup of tea each time and because of this, little habits, rituals develop overtime that help them trick levi’s mind to switch to ‘bedtime’-mode.

what helps him fall asleep real fast is when they read him a bedtime story. at first it seems silly and childish, but their voice is so soothing.

bonus points if he gets to rest his head in their lap as they play with his hair. works everytime. (also a great possibility for short naps!)

he also appreciates them snuggling against him and drawing random patterns across his chest with the tips of their fingers.

usually he’s the last to fall asleep and the first to wake up, but overtime and in rare occurances, they manage to lull him to sleep and get the chance to watch his eyelids flutter ever so slightly and the tension in his furrowed brows to vanish. seeing him so peaceful is something else.

she is very attentive and picks up on small things quickly. “did you get a haircut? are you using a new perfume? is that shirt new? ooooh you painted your nails!”

the same applies to more subtle things such as her s/o’s mood. she knows immediately when something is up. if they are feeling a little under the weather, they don’t have to say anything, she already knows and she is prepared.

a good cuddler. she is an expert when it comes to soothing the soul. “join me for a minute!” she smiles and that alone radiates a warmth that could heal literal wounds. her sitting on the couch with her s/o’s head resting in her lap is a regular thing. she loves to hum a little song and to play with their hair!

brushing their hair! braiding it, if it’s long enough! or just massaging their sculp!!! so cute.

she actually snores a little, but it’s honestly the cutest thing. it’s not very loud either, just a quiet rustling of her breath. she’s very embarrassed about it.

whenever their s/o did something cool, she turns into a cheerleader. squealing, clapping and jumping a little. so much praise!! she is so proud! yes, tha’s her s/o right there!!!

a very good gift giver. she knows exactly what they would like and even tries to handcraft some of the gifts herself. she’s not the best at it, but she puts her whole heart into little art projects or making a bracelet or something of the sort. she’s humble about it, but even if there are minor flaws, her art always ends up being very pretty.

knows her s/o’s coffee order by heart. plus points if they prefer the sweetest drink. she herself likes her coffee to be pitch-black. something about the idea of her ordering a double espresso and a caramel macchiato, the barista switching up the orders and giving her the sweet drink is very funny to me.

needs like 5 blankets to be comfortable and cozy. she wraps herself into a fuzzy blanket burrito as she walks around her home every morning.

by the way, she’s the one who is usually grumpy in the morning. she tends to oversleep, too. she’s just good at pretending to be ready for the day the second she awakes, but she could honestly stab anyone who dares to annoy her.

His initial reaction is to be annoyed. It’s way too early for them to be acting up. He’s barely awake, probably hadn’t much of a good night’s rest anyway and this is what they decide to wake him up with? Of course he’d be grumpy.

“Okay, I get it, really funny... untie me. Now.” He’s not asking nicely or begging for it, that’s a straight up order. Accompanied by a serious glare. They should know better than to play games with their Captain.

So when they don’t comply immediately, he’s all the more angry.

“You’ll be in so much trouble.” But his attempt to free himself from the cuffs proves to be a straight up failure.

He has to admit: They’ve done a good job. He’s quite surprised. He didn’t take it too seriously at first, thinking he’d be able to escape easily. But his movement is completely restricted.

Before he even gets the chance to ask what they are up to in the first place, their next move speaks volumes already. He flinches at the touch as their palms stroke his thighs, wandering up to his hips.

That fucking smirk on their lips, too. You have no idea, how desperately he wishes he could break free and wipe it off their face.

“You’re all tensed up. Try and relax for me, will you?”, they chuckle, clearly teasing him for his reaction as they straddle his hips.

He can’t help tensing up, though. Being so helplessly at their mercy feels intense and new, he doesn’t know how to react, so he can barely control how flustered he is.

He’s still unsure how to feel about it. He knows it would just take a word from him to have them stop, if he wanted it to... but he kinda... does enjoy it. At the very least, he is intrigued. They have his full attention.

The view alone kills him. They look so pretty sitting on top of him like that, glancing at him with that spark in their eyes and lips curled upwards into a playful smirk.

What he would give to place his hands on their skin. The fact that he can’t do anything about this desire drives him insane. His jaw clenches and his eyes narrow.

“You’re awfully quiet. Are you okay?” Again that chuckle of theirs. This game they are playing is too cruel.

Two can play it, though. They want to make fun of him? Fine, he can tease right back.

“I’m doing just fine. Actually, I might just doze off again”, Levi sighs nonchalantly. “Guess this is all you little shithead could come up with. All bark, no bite.”

They pout and all he can think about is flipping them over and fucking them into the matress at this point. He’s so frustrated and horny. “Oh... okay. If that’s the case then... I should just leave you be, huh?”

“Don’t you fucking dare.” His response came way too quickly, but it is what it is. He can’t go another second without their touch.

“Oh? What do you want me to do, then?” They know they can turn him putty in their hands, damn. It’s obvious that when he gives them a stare, it’s not enough. “You’ll need to tell me, Levi. Better yet...” they chuckle, leaning in closer, their breath tickling his ear. “Beg for it.”

Absolutely not, nope. Levi is determined to not ask all nicely and pleadingly for anything. In their dreams, maybe.

That’s what he thinks at first, at least. But his willpower dissolves as their fingers trace over the buldge in his pants- and draw away again immediately.

He lets out an embarrassing gasp. This is humiliating, to say the least.

“Want me to touch you there again?”, they hum. At this point, he is so desperate for anything, that his resolve breaks. He nods. “I need you to say it, Captain. Use your words.”

Fuck them. Fuck all of this.

“Touch me... please”, he mumbles without even looking at them. There is no way he could bring himself to keep up eye contact while shamelessly asking them to get him off like this.

“Not good enough”, they sigh. “Besides, I already am touching you, am I not?” As if the halfassed placement of their hands on his shoulders would be enough right now.

Fuck. This!

He hesitates. But the contemplating about whether to keep his dignity or to give into his desires takes a second too long for his s/o’s liking. “Or do you want me to sto-?”

“Fine. I need you to jerk me off, is that what you wanted me to ask of you?”

Their eyes widen a little, before their gaze softens slowly as they can’t help but chuckle. Great. This is humiliating. “That was not exactly as polite as I expected it to be, but...” they sigh and shake their head slightly. They were surprised, but then again, they should’ve known. “We’ll get there,” they smirk, back in character. A character they enjoy a tad too much to Levi’s liking.

However, there’s not much time for him to complain about their smug attitude as he feels their hands fumbling around with his pants, fingertips skilfully grazing his hard-on. Their movements are calculated and slow and as if they knew, they’re drawing back each time he tries to buck his hips into their touch.

“Be patient. I told you, we will get there.”

going on regular lunch dates! connie isn’t the best at cooking, but he wants to make sure they both eat properly and it’s like a scheduled thing. he’s looking forward to it all week, planning where to go.

once there, he’s pretty indecisive and doesn’t know what to order. he knows what his s/o would like though and makes tons of recommendations.

eventually, this turns into a habit of them ordering each other’s meal for each other. that way they get to try almost every meal on the menu which otherwise might have gone unnoticed!

i imagine him to be some sort of skater boi. at the very least it would be very fun to go skating with him! even if it’s just on roller blades.

in fact, imagine him to be totally clumsy at first and his s/o has to teach him, holding his hands as they guide him so he won’t trip every 10 seconds.

matching pyjamas and t-shirts. the “if lost return to” kind of shennanigans.

random headbutts. why? no clue. sometimes he just feels it necessary to BONK his head against theirs affectionally, and usually it goes wrong and the impact is harder than expected.

piggy back rides! each way.

he likes swinging their arms a little when they walk hand in hand. it brings him joy.

always the one borrowing jackets and/or scarves from them, bc he’s freezing. they told him it’s gonna be chilly outside but he irresponsibly said he could take it. maybe he lied on purpose to be engulfed in their scent.

pillow fights! he’s pretty good at them, but ususally his s/o wins anyway.

likes to kiss their cheek and when it’s too cheesy and overwhelmingly cute, he has to be an asshat about it and will stick his tongue out a little to lick their skin out of nowhere.

he sleeptalks. and it’s the most random, funny shit. his s/o once recorded him and he broke out in laughter upon watching/listening to the footage himself.

his revenge is to take pics of them when they are asleep, hair messy and drooling a bit. he originally planned to post it to his private story, but after looking at the picture for a solid minute, he decided to keep this treasure to himself. he did set it as his lockscreen, though. makes him smirk each time he sees it.