#exh

look ppl I've never been good at humping. idk if it's my anatomy or my lack of hip mobility or what, but humping the way I see in porn gifs has never worked for me, and it's always made me rly sad bc humping is just soooo puppy 😭

until now!!

if ur like me, and humping is difficult for you, and you want a way to make yourself look even more pathetic while edging, read on ✨

you will need:

(probably) a cunt - may work with a penis but I don't have one so idk!

pillows for support

a wand vibrator (others will prob work as long as they're sturdy/securable)

some way to keep it upright

here's what you're gonna do:

find a comfy position in some combination of chest down, ass up. get creative w pillows :)

secure your vibe upright below your spread legs ;) I did this by literally moving my arm under me and holding it in position, but I got a crick in my shoulder for it, so won't be doing that again ✌️ lol

you want it to be somewhere you can easily rub your clit/cock against it by moving ur hips up and down.

once it's there...get humping :3 think rly hard about how pathetically needy you must look, with your legs spread humping like a lil puppy dog 💕

notes:

this is a great (read: terrible!! mean!!!) exercise in self control. u have to either physically drop the vibe when ur at the edge, or move your hips away if it's secured some other way.

the problem ofc is that being in humpy drooly puppy mode makes this rlly hard >:c can't think.. can't rebmemer 😭

so I ruined before I was planning to. and let me fucking tell u. something about being in that position, both being so spread open and also being hella humiliated, made my ruin so. fucking. meannnn. I whined into my pillow and humped the air like a dumb slut 💕

given that this had me such a drooly puppy mess, I'll probably be made to edge like this for the foreseeable future 😭

possible variations:

if ur a dom and u make ur sub do this while ur passively ignoring them n throwing out little mean comments once in awhile as they put their ass into it just to get ur attention?? ur so mean 😭 ur so hot I'm begging u to DM me lol

securing the vibe independently and putting the sub in bondage that only juuuust allows them to hump properly is. hh.. (obviously do this safely af, esp if doing it solo)

u could experiment with the position of the vibe, then put constraints on your bodily positioning, to essentially make it doubly hard to get enough stimulation to hit the edge 🥺 juust add to the frustration and the desperation 💕

would be great in combo with other toys...puppy tail plug? labia spreader? dildo gag??

or even...some kind of spiky thing, also secured in the area, that would mean every time u rut against the vibrator, somethin painful is digging into ur ass or labia or w/e 💕💕

like, the scheduled ones are great. a hand between my legs in the morning, thrusting lazily into my hole just to keep me wet, the same at night. but what really gets me are the ones that underpin my role as a pet.

just for the fuck of it. being told to put my hands on the wall, my leggings pulled down to mid thigh, to check how wet I am. massage my clit for a moment just to keep it that way. and then change whatever needs changing. that's the crucial part: a few swats to the ass because it's not red enough for your liking.

mid sentence, having my shirt pulled up to show my tits. in a bar alley, in the corner of the restaurant booth, in the dark movie theater, just to make sure my nipples are nice and sore and pointy.

do wet checks while I'm in the passenger seat of your car, always, of course, making me pull my pants down and bare myself to you. corner me right outside the bathroom door and pull my skirt up. grab me while I'm cooking for you and perform an inspection of your choice.

make it malicious: interrupt me with an inspection anytime I'm saying something too intelligent, just to shock me back to a stupid, wet, needy, puppy headspace until I'm conditioned. do it in semi public, degrading me the whole time about how wet it makes me to be scared I'll be caught. what you'll do if they catch us? invite them to join the inspection, of course, then turn me over your knee in front of them and spank me if I'm not up to par.