chapter 4/7, gax, rated m, world cup au. first f1 fic posted pls enjoy!!
Under the barâs sweeping, fluorescent lights, Max ribbed the two Australians, trash talking their team, before they turned on him and his ugly orange jerseys, Jesus, mate, they couldnât pick a better color?
âI thought you liked orange,â Max directed to Oscar. Like the rest of the world, heâd seen that clip of Lando and Oscar talking incessantly about orange that Arsenal had posted last week.
âMate, thereâs orange and thereâs whatever theyâve got you wearing on the pitch,â Oscar shot back. His cheeks were a bit pink, though.
Alex burst in then, mocking Max over his jerseys, before Max started handing it back, until they were all arguing over whose team would win the World Cup. They could agree on one thing at least: it was sure as fuck not coming home.
Max loudly proclaimed as much to the whole bar, head fizzy and lips loose from his gin and tonic. âFuck England, obviously,â he added.
âExcuse me?â an unfortunately familiar posh voice said.
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Max plays for the Netherlands, but normally FC Barcelona. George plays for England, but normally Real Madrid. It's simple until it's not.
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playing hunter is so fun guys (GETS SHOT 47 TIMES)
hwhshsg i really love a lot of the hunters in this game. i have many thoughts about them, so i scribbled down some here just for fun. iâve also never written for hulla or joseph, so hopefully these are okayâŚâŚ
characters included : hullabaloo, ithaqua, and joseph desaulniers
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hullabaloo
due to the spring in his middle, it takes a conscious effort for him to keep himself upright. heâll always lean a bit in a certain direction, his head hanging down as if it were too heavy for his neck. much like many of the other hunters, his posture is atrocious
he has a habit of laughing while in pursuit. he was never the stealthiest in his faction to begin with, but due his uncontrollable snickers (and the squeaking of his springs⌠and that humongous circle around himâ), survivors can usually spot him from halfway across the map. heâs fast enough to make up for it, though
hullabaloo is the sort of hunter that doesnât put a lot of stock in matches. if he wins, he wins. if he doesnât, he doesnât. he really just does it for the love of the game
his carefree attitude makes it all the more frustrating for the survivors heâs placed against. he doesnât even look like heâs trying sometimes, and yet heâs still notoriously one of the manorâs most difficult hunter to kite. at least for new arrivals
among the residents with identity switches, hullabaloo and mike are a pair with a more⌠amicable relationship (though i use that term extremely loosely). neither of them are outwardly hostile towards the other, but most of the time mike prefers to pretend his hunter counterpart doesnât exist
hulla, on the other hand, thoroughly enjoys reminding him. heâs all smiles when he sees his counterpart in a match, purposefully scaring him on and off ciphers but never fully committing to a chase
heâs so annoying lol
whenever heâs in a good mood, heâll suddenly decide to chat with whatever survivor he just ballooned. the same goes for when heâs camping and the designated rescuer hasnât shown up yet. âit helps pass the time!â he chirps, right as a cricket ball flies at the back of his head
he isnât very fond of violence, so heâs one of the more gentle hunters in the roster. as gentle as getting knocked down can be, anyways
he can get a little excited and smack survivors around a bit, but heâll never intentionally hurt them. he may look like it in this new form, but he doesnât want to be seen as a monster
he also always gives out dungeon. in fact, heâll even bring the last survivor there himself! there are some members within the faction that almost see it as degrading the way he picks them up and happily floats off in the direction of the hatch
he tends to take the win most of the time anyways, so it doesnât matter if one escapes. besides, if they were able to kite him long enough for the dungeon to open up in the first place, then they deserve it! at least he thinks so
this is more of a headcanon for mikeâs character in general, but i think he has dyslexia lol. thereâs no evidence for it or anything, but i just feel like he would. this of course extends to hulla
his vision is a little altered in this new body anyways, so reading is made even more difficult. the star-shaped hole in the side of his face sort of makes the world look like a broken kaleidoscope
ithaqua
while some within his faction had a difficult time adjusting, ithaqua couldnât be more perfect for his role. heâs familiar with hunting man and beast alike, itâs no different here in the manor
for him, the matches have become a good way to keep his skills sharp and blow off extra steam. itâs sort of like his personal âme timeâ, and he can grow irritable if itâs been awhile since his last game
while he does share hullaâs habit of giggling during a hunt, he usually only does it once he lands a hit or chairs a survivor. he values stealth a lot more than the circus clown, so heâs relatively quiet during a chase
he tends to take his games seriously. maybe not to the extent that other hunters do (cueist lol), but he doesnât like losing. after a long string of defeats, heâll start getting annoyed
it can be a little difficult to tell given that his face is always hidden by his mask, but if you donât hear him laugh after a strike, consider yourself in for a rough match. despite his typical level-headedness, he can still become quite aggressive
ithaqua gets along really well with axe boy! since the two use similar weapons, heâs more than happy to give the younger hunter guidance if he ever asks for it. robbie himself has gotten into the habit of calling him big brother and always brags about their âmatching earsâ (I LOVE THEM)
but aside from him and a small handful of other hunters who heâs somewhat cordial with (michiko, grace, and maaybe jeffery), the night watch is unsurprisingly rather solitary. he is on decent terms with a few of the survivors though, namely eli and victor
and of course, to address the elephant in the room. with brynhildr, heâs understandably rather hesitant. the vilulfs likely donât know that theyâre technically family, but archerâs striking red hair reminds him of his mother, so heâs subconsciously softer when it comes to downing and chairing her
the two donât speak all that often either, but on the rare occasion that they do, itâs almost entirely one-sided. bryn is much better at carrying a conversation than her distant cousin
in general, itha tends to interact better with women and individuals with traits similar to his mother, but people whoâve won the favor of animals are also a little easier for him to be around
heâs still notoriously difficult to converse with though, simply due to the fact that he doesnât want to most of the time. he tends to keep everyone at an armâs length, never sparing more than a few words if he can help it
with how aloof he acts, youâd never guess how much of a yapper he really is. in the very, very rare case that he ever becomes close to someone, he can talk for quite awhile without even realizing it
heâs still more on the quiet side, but heâll ramble about birds and stories heâs read and the moon and stars. itâs really lovely to listen to
it should be said that ithaqua does NOT give dungeon, even if he is already in a winning position. heâll simply scoop up the downed survivor without a second thought, marching towards the nearest chair as they thrash and squirm about
to him, itâs the more merciful option. theyâre already injured anywaysâitâs best to kill them here than allow them to return to the manor with broken bones and lacerations
the only exception to this rule, however, is if the last survivor is either: memory (as she is a child. he tries his best to be gentle and refuses to chase her first), bryn (for the reasons stated above), or fiona (red hair. he sees his mother)
patrollie does not work with his play style at all, but iâd like to think that he would like the little pup⌠super self-indulgent, but itha always makes sure to toss the creature whatever leftover bones he has in his stew once heâs finished. just for the little beast to chew on until the next game
joseph desaul(nier)s
nier mention but at what costâŚ
kidding, kidding. the photographer has been growing on me quite a bit as of late, mostly due to the interesting parallels he and claude have with ithaqua and his own twin brother (am i maybe reaching?? idk but ithaqua mention)
regardless! joseph has been on the brain for a bit, especially after getting his coa skin. heâs quite the odd man, but itâs to be expected. no normal person would be so overly fixated on the preservation of life without some sort of unresolved trauma
part of the reason why the photographer looks the way he does despite actually being quite⌠ahemâlong-lived is because during this particular point in life, his face was most similar to claudeâs
with age comes change, and the older joseph became the less he could see his twin brother in his reflection. it was an agonizing realization, almost as if he was losing him a second time
so, he intentionally froze his appearance in the period just before he lost his brother. a perfect mirror, no? he even began dressing like him and wearing the same powdered wigs. now, with this appearance, claudeâor the memory of him, at leastâwill never fade
blind old man joseph is canon to me. perhaps his appearance is that of how he used to look, but his body certainly isnât. itâs agonizing the way his joints will ache after a particularly rough match
heâs dramatic about it too, always grumbling under his breath in french as he rolls his shoulders. please do not pallet stun him. he is petty and will hold a grudge
he requires lots of down time in between games, especially since matches with him tend to stretch much longer than usual due to his constant cipher reduction
you can typically find him having tea in a secluded part of the manor, indulging in delicately made pastries. many of which were once claudeâs favorite flavors
the photographer 100% has some mercury in his system (aka the victorian special). spending so much time in a poorly ventilated darkroom with dangerous chemical fumes was bound to give him some problems sooner or later
hand tremors, memory loss, insomnia. the reason why he coughs so much during pursuit is probably caused by the chronic mercury poisoning too
this is a little silly, but i think it would be funny if a (huge) pet peeve of his would be survivors slipping into the camera world. who gave them permission to enter? certainly not him!
claudeâs personality has more of an influence on him in this unchanging space (you know, like the big shift in his voice and such), so his frustration is softened quite a bitâbut the second he steps out into the real world, heâs definitely swinging his sword a little harder than he usually does
he can be quite brutal, honestly. youâve all seen his ballooning animationâhe steps directly on survivors and chairs them with little thought. he also never gives out dungeon. youâll unfortunately have to fight for that yourself if you wish to escape him
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SHNSDHUFUIASFDFKJGDJNJKDFHGD HELP. IM HONORED. I DON'T FEEL LIKE I DESERVE THAT BUT THANK YOU THAT'S REALLY NICE
It's not much because im VERY busy right now but have a little work doodle of Jojo having twelve conflicting feelings about how Dio's vanity is kinda cute
synopsis: yandere! alexis ness x reader who is kinda into it (just him⌠for now)
words: 930
cw: general yandere themes - stalking, obsessive behavior. implied nsfw, but no smut. MDNI.
notes: implied one-sided kainess.
a/n: happy birthday to my babygirl
alexis ness, who finds you after kaiser transfers to re al.
at the time, youâd both told yourselves it would be a one-time fling; just a way for you to destress after exams or work or whatever is plaguing you lately, and just something to distract him from the hollowness in his chest, the aching pain from losing the person heâd held at the center of his universe for countless years. all things considered, itâs a good deal for both of youâ heâs always eager to please, and you have a tendency to be more than just a bit affectionate during sex (even if it is only supposed to be just one night), and so you both leave that hotel room the next morning feeling satisfied.
itâs⌠nice, he thinks, to have been able to fall asleep and cuddle with someone after being intimate with them. to wake up and feel someone holding him back, to be met with a smiling face (even if you are just being polite and trying not to make things awkward). itâs nice to share a meal with someone, to have someone compliment him on his feats in his career, and even go as far as to ask about his life outside of football. (even if it's all just in the name of small talkâ youâre not actually into him, itâs just a one-time thing, he knows. he knows.)
itâs so nice that, against your previously agreed upon terms and his better judgment, he asks to see you again. and again. and one more time after thatâ this is the last time, he swears. he always swears it isâ but every time you hold him tenderly, kiss him gently, make sure heâs also being satisfied and not just using him for your own pleasure, he feels his resolve rapidly unravel between your fingertips, burning hot where they trail along his skin.
and yet, you agree. time and again, you agree to meet up with alexis, until it becomes part of your weekly routine to spend friday nights in bed with him and saturday mornings working through the long list of breakfast spots around munich youâve been meaning to try for months now. at some point, he stops asking if he can see you again, and instead moves on to asking if itâs going to be at your place or his.
at some point, when he wasnât paying attention, that feverish feeling settled beneath his skin again. itâs something he hasnât felt in monthsâ something kaiser had taken with him when he left. gone is the dull ache within his chest, now replaced by the desperate need to know where you are, what youâre up to, who youâre thinking about. (him, right? are you thinking about him at least half as much as heâs thinking about you?)
itâs decidedly worse this time, worse than whatever infatuation he had with kaiser that said man was exploiting every step of the way. itâs worse because you actually accept his admiration and affectionâ and whatâs more, you return it tenfold, reciprocate his love and make him feel lighter than heâs ever felt in his life. youâre finally giving it to him, this thing that heâs craved for so long, and thatâs probably why he clings to you so tightly, his embrace always a little too tight, somewhere near suffocating.
but youâre not stupid. no, you noticed early on in your arrangement that personal belongings of yours started to vanish soon after the first few times you allowed alexis to spend the night at your place. you know the weight of his gaze on your shoulders all too well, for itâs there any time heâs not maintaining the rigorous routine of a professional football player, at times you know he shouldnât be anywhere near you. youâve poked at his phone while he was in the bathroom, and youâve seen the thousands of photos of you stored in a locked folder on his phone, with your birthday as the passcode.
but you canât help the flattery you feel from it, the thrill you get from knowing his obsession with you knows no bounds. youâre definitely messed up in your own right for being so into it, for not minding the twisted attention he gives you, but you think itâs fine. itâll be alright, because you genuinely do love and care for him, and youâre not planning on getting rid of him anytime soon.
itâs bliss, and after five months, as you lay in his arms on yet another saturday morning, you sleepily ask him if he wants to make this thing between you two official. five months soon turn into nine, then into a year, and before he knows it, your three year anniversary is on the horizon. thankfully, itâs about two weeks after the season ends, so heâs guaranteed the time off. heâs planned a nice trip to italy for the two of you, and he thinks the ring box tucked away in his desk drawer will make a nice end to it.
heâs been on cloud nine with you the past few years, experiencing life in a way he never has before. if it wasnât normal for him now, he would think it all too good to be trueâ sometimes, he still worries it is, but then he returns to your shared apartment and gets to melt in your waiting arms after practice, and he knows heâs being anxious over nothing. this perfect, precious thing heâs found is real and itâs his, and nothing could possibly ruin it.
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I LOVE UR MIXMASTER â¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸ have you any more constructicons ?
THANK YOU!? surprise anon attack
uhmmm!!! im assuming ur talking about my bishoujos? so far i only really have mixmaster and scavenger >_<
I would like to expand to the rest of the concons but i think i need to get a better grasp on their personalities before that.. im rlly attached to the cuteness of mixmaster and the girlfailure-ness of whatevers going on w/ scav
these designs still need some actual love (where i sit down and finish them once and for all) but for now i just have some doodles. ive been waiting for an excuse to post these so here you go :3 (featuring my prowl bc i rlly wanted to draw some conprowl yuri)
apologies if you were looking for the robots i SWEAR i want to draw more of them i just have.. priorities
A Payneland Ponyo AU, written for @c-rowland AKA sulfuric as part of the Dead Gay Detectives server secret Santa event!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, JAMIE! I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!! đ
He nearly dropped the bucket in shock. "You can talk?"
The fish laughed, a merry little sound, and backflipped.
Edwin looked rather fish-like himself, mouth flopping in startled awe. But he quickly gathered himself. "Hm. Well. You can smile. I suppose talking isn't such a stretch." He cleared his throat and held his index finger out to the water. "Hello. Edwin Payne, pleased to make your acquaintance."
The fish bobbed in place, eyeing Edwin's finger in confusion. "What's that?"
That was surprising, too â he'd half expected the fish to only have the capacity to repeat words, like a parrot. But he restrained himself from showing his surprise that time. It would have been rude. "You're supposed to shake it. It's how people greet each other."
It patted his fingertip with a wet flipper. "'Ello!"
In which Charles crawls out of the sea, straight into Edwin's arms.
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