imagine being parkour champion and you dont even know what rain is
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imagine being parkour champion and you dont even know what rain is

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this was how this scene went right??
The comments under Ludwig's reaction video was so hilarious...
Also these quotes: "Fucking British people: they find a way to colonize even the poorest of islands." (Reaction to Ish saying that the Commonwealth was formed from five groups merging)
"He's the Julius Caesar of the event." "He's really going to become a Roman dictator." (Reaction to Schpood almost getting assassinated and Schpood announcing that they were building a colosseum respectively)
*Schpood ups and leaves the Island One meeting on Day 3, and Ludwig just stares. Someone mumbles, 'we really need better representatives' and then...*
*upbeat music plays as Benji_Button walks in, and Ish introduces him as the leader of Island 1's second biggest nation.*
"-I'm sorry, I'm confused. Schpood basically had all the social power to be the leader of the island and then gave it up because he got bored in a meeting? Honestly, this is one to one to the Game of Thrones plotline. A 16-year-old with basically power gifted to them and threw it away because they're a bored 16-year-old."
Exactly, Ludwig. Exactly.
"Commotion? It's more like domestic terrorism!" (Reaction to someone blowing up a part of the Commonwealth)
"Oh my godsssssss. These motherfuckers did the same shit we did in 1776! There's no wayyyy Rhode Island should count the same as California in the Senate. But they do." (Reaction to Ish explaining the... internal turmoil of the Commonwealth)
"Ish is like a Roman or Greek god. Less of an omnipotent diety and more of an immortal shitslinger." (Reaction to Ish telling Sidefall about the Covenant's torturing devices)
"Okay what is going on on this island? Leaders are getting assassinated, BarbieLand is doing coke and partying all day, and worker's rights are being violated!" (Reaction to Pinkwinx10 making WoodDaddy go chop the highest tree)
This is a joke about how when I first saw evbo fan art I thought he was Martyn
Imagine being EMF and being able to say he was LITERALLY god's favourite.

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evbo
my take on Parkour civ & PVP civ Evbo! love how both characters are so different even though they’re both the MCs
(inspired by the parkour civ x PvP civ series)
close ups + extra notes on the designs below! ⬇️
parkour civ - God of 360°s:
• gained cookiegod’s knowledge after being passed on the title of “parkour god”
• can summon any parkour blocks at will
• can fly in his own “realm”
• is older than pvp!evbo, around 23-24 years old
PVP civ - The Immortal Sword:
• younger than pk!evbo, though he looks much older than he actually is (17) because of his scars and dark eyebags
• suffers from nightmares of teddy’s death, has survivor’s guilt
• lots of scars from the constant respawns, old scars will fade after a while. the only ones that never fade are the trident scar from princezam, and the axe scar he got from tabi after her betrayal
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might do a speedrun academy design too…
the lack of polygamy between seavbo and evbo's master friend is criminal