#lingulini

state smp 2.5 but medieval...ish!

(addendum for more insight on the designs below)

After several weeks of careful curation, I present: 2.5 State SMP members as text posts.

I also made image descriptions for all of these, since they're primarily text based jokes that lend well to that. IDK if I did a good job, but I tried.

Also these quotes: "Fucking British people: they find a way to colonize even the poorest of islands." (Reaction to Ish saying that the Commonwealth was formed from five groups merging)

"He's the Julius Caesar of the event." "He's really going to become a Roman dictator." (Reaction to Schpood almost getting assassinated and Schpood announcing that they were building a colosseum respectively)

*Schpood ups and leaves the Island One meeting on Day 3, and Ludwig just stares. Someone mumbles, 'we really need better representatives' and then...*

*upbeat music plays as Benji_Button walks in, and Ish introduces him as the leader of Island 1's second biggest nation.*

"-I'm sorry, I'm confused. Schpood basically had all the social power to be the leader of the island and then gave it up because he got bored in a meeting? Honestly, this is one to one to the Game of Thrones plotline. A 16-year-old with basically power gifted to them and threw it away because they're a bored 16-year-old."

Exactly, Ludwig. Exactly.

"Commotion? It's more like domestic terrorism!" (Reaction to someone blowing up a part of the Commonwealth)

"Oh my godsssssss. These motherfuckers did the same shit we did in 1776! There's no wayyyy Rhode Island should count the same as California in the Senate. But they do." (Reaction to Ish explaining the... internal turmoil of the Commonwealth)

"Ish is like a Roman or Greek god. Less of an omnipotent diety and more of an immortal shitslinger." (Reaction to Ish telling Sidefall about the Covenant's torturing devices)