Do you think Evbo learned how to do those jumps and thought "oh this is so sick what's the best way I can show off my parkour skills"

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Do you think Evbo learned how to do those jumps and thought "oh this is so sick what's the best way I can show off my parkour skills"

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GUYS THEY WEREN'T KIDDING. IT'S ACTUALLY SO GOOD. I WISH I WAS JOKING
Spoiled by the parkour god
(whenever Evbo misses his husband he just flings himself and some flowers too champion headquarters to surprise him, after the 15th time EMF isn’t that suprised anymore.. but he still welcomes his godly husband home)
here in pronoun civilization no one jumps for the neos
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In parkour civilization, even rain is parkour
based on this amazing comic except I made it stupid

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Parkour civilization is so real for having every character never introduce themselves and by the time you actually get to know them its too late to ask for their name so you just awkwardly sit there. Shout out to such wonderful names as “The Parkour Villain” “Evbo’s Master Friend” “The Old Man” “Pro Neighbor”, the literal only guy that gets a name is Seawatt and thats just cause of the implanted memory.
the citizens of parkour civilization have started using "oh my evbo" instead of "oh my god" and seawatt n emf use it just to embarrass evbo
i'd also think the 2 accidentally started saying it unironically as a habit and it jumpscares evbo every time
I swear this actually happened i heard it with my own eyes