#esfj problems

ISTJ: Relax, she can’t have gone far.

ESFJ: I turned away for two seconds to get her an ice cream cone—

ENTP: [annoyed sigh] I think I know where she is.

- a few moments later -

ENTP: Yep. There she is.

ESFJ: INFP, get back over here! How did you even get in there?

INFP, crouched in the center of a petting zoo, surrounded by goats and small sheep: Oh—

INFP: [slowly disappears behind one of the larger sheep]

ESFJ: INFP!

INTP: Don’t worry, I’ll get her.

- a few moments later -

INTP, crouched next to INFP, having converted to the way of the goat & sheep: [slowly disappears behind another large sheep]

ENTP: oh my god—

INTJ at the bookstore: Ah yes, I shall get these 20 books, 5 journals, and million more pens

ESFJ, looking at the newly cluttered bookshelf: Um, aren’t you going to start reading one of those books from your last shopping spree?

INTJ: I’ll start one tomorrow. Right now, their presence fills me with an aesthetic of wisdom and pride, and I shan’t ruin that.

ESFJ: What about those journals?

INTJ: Those journals...also add to my aesthetic. Besides, I have to finish my old ones first.

ESFJ, trying not to strangle INTJ: And what about those pens. THEY DON’T EVEN FIT IN YOUR PENCIL CUPS.

INTJ: The selection of the pen is a very delicate process. I cannot simply switch over from a pen I have been using for Journals A, B, C, or D without ruining the aesthetic and feeling of writing in them. On the other hand--

How my ESFJ friend tried out working as a door-to-door salesman

ESFJ: ... and then the family that opened the door looked really poor, and they were actually already living with a lot of loans and after we spoke they were WILLING TO BUY THE $900 SET...

ENTP: Wow, seems like you're the...

ESFJ: ...so I said it's actually cheaper to order it anywhere online.