#endlessly quotable

if you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day, if you give a man a rat you satisfy his

It's an entire country in an abusive relationship with the weather.

By the very nature of a witticism, one is given very little time to assess its various possible repercussions before one is called to give voice to it, and one gravely risks uttering all manner of unsuitable things if one has not first acquired the necessary skill and experience.

What ambiguity there is in exalted things. We despise them a little.

late capitalism is a pyramid racket on a global scale, the kind of pyramid you do human sacrifices up on top of

Proverbs for Paranoids: 1. You may never get to touch the Master, but you can tickle his creatures. 2. The innocence of the creatures is in inverse proportion to the immorality of the Master. 3. If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers. 4. You hide, they seek. 5. Paranoids are not paranoid because they're paranoid, but because they keep putting themselves, fucking idiots, deliberately into paranoid situations.