#enderman!reader

BATFAMILY X ENDERMAN!READER HEADCANNONS

(Sorry if bad cuz lowkey I was just thinking abt anything in my head.)

I like to imagine that the Enderman!reader is just freakylish tall so they have to bend down a lot in some doorways

Dick always likes to make tall jokes towards the Enderman or maybe just jumps forgetting that one of the batfamily members is just some tall baby giant that can’t speak cmon language

Damian definitely was weirded out at first when coming to Gotham but got use to reader who also likes to draw and paint with him.

Reader just holding random items and handing them to any member , like they don’t even question it anymore and is use to it

Jason using reader as a scare tactic for assholes just so he can see them piss their pants at a tall lurking purple eyed teenager who definitely ate their greens.

Bruce most likely have a tub or a water chamber for reader incase they go insane. Sounds a lil crazy but nothing to crazy about a plan incase a 9’5 tall teenager goes rapid in Gotham

Alfred always reads reader bedtime stories, I mean who wouldn’t like Alfred reading you a bed time story. I mean hey, I wouldn’t pass it off.

Jason would definitely act as if reader was the hoop and make reader do a circle for their arms just to dunk an empty beer can

Tim lowkey using reader as reference for some of his measuring of people’s heights in cases

Damian using reader as a person to just use as an object to lift his paintings

The family making sure that there isn’t no water around reader cause damn that would be terrible

The batboys loving their weird creature family member.

Reader just having a special umbrella for rainy days, imagining them like Peppa pig just hopping on puddle.

I can see reader lowkey having social anxiety and holding onto anyone’s hand no matter what. lol just imagine a tiny damian holding onto reader’s hand with a mean glare. “They said they didn’t want pickles on their burger.” So cute! !

Imagine how shocked the family was when reader can be harmed by water. I can see something like an accident happened and all they see is reader screaming while bubbling on a certain part of their skin

I can headcannon that reader lowkey likes to croak a lot since they like to be verbal but also do hand signs taught by Cass

I headcannon that reader has a blindfold to not get angry at the eye contact and learns to handle things more wisely

Imagine how cool it would be if the ender dragon was somewhere in Gotham looking for her precious child

Credit to the person who made the art, this is just how I imagine Enderman!reader to look like as a human. 🦆✨

MORE HAZBIN HOTEL X ENDERMAN! READER IMAGINES/HEACANNONS

imagine how reader is when they get pissed…they would just straight up punching shit just like the Enderman hits you in Minecraft 😭

I Imagine Charlie trying to make you do a eye contest with Alastor only for you to start tweaking and punch Alastor into a wall as Alastor only gives up a thumbs up while you sweatdrop putting on your blindfold as you try to pull out Alastor from the wall

I headcannon reader to always pat everyone’s head when they are at their full height. But at 6’5 they just pat their back like “good job buddy😐✨”

Imagine Lucifer and you wearing matching shirts that say, “if lost return to big boy” as your shirt says “I lost big boy”

Headcannon that Angel is your cuddle buddy because he likes how your arm is basically a pillow for you. And husk is your second cuddle buddy because of his fur and you like to pet him.

I imagine Angel trying to make you wear pink only for it to turn black when it fits your body. Angel gave you a “🤨 are you fuckin serious?” Look as you just shrugged with a “😐” face. I mean shit, if it fits. It fits.

I headcannon Enderman!Reader’s suit to be like the art but instead of those black things on it. It’s just slight purple sparkles on it to represent the purple pixels around them.

But definitely their second fit is a black vest and a white dress shirt with black slacks and black dress shoes. 🤨☝🏾 W FIT YOU GOTTA ADMIT!

Yk how Angel made that Snapchat post about you and you got death threats? Yeah well Valentino was the reason as he got mad that Angel “wasn’t paying” you as you were just working on the hotel

I imagine Enderman! Reader to be black coded just like how the art is above as the reader’s hair is always in dreads, cornrows, and twists. But never in an Afro state as it takes time to get the hair nice and soft (coming from a black writer….it literally takes an hour…)

I imagine you once teleported during your cuddle session between husk and angel. They were so confused they even searched your room only to find out you teleported on the top roof of the hotel during your sleep.

I imagine Valentino at least trying to ambush you to see why Angel is so happy to come to the hotel to see you again. Only for you to teleport out of his view every second. And the moth dude is like “shit! He’s onto me…” but really you are just bored asf and need some fresh air from the hotel air.

I can see nifty just minding her business when you lifted her up and croaked softly petting her head and sitting her down.

I headcannon Enderman! Reader’s room to be built from those block in the end so reader can feel the presence of his home in the hotel💗🦆

I imagine Velvette actually getting able to like post you on her fashion account as a mysterious person with your blindfolded looks. The girls dig for guys who seem mysterious.

Imagine Lucifer and you making each other building hobbies, like he makes you build him a duck as he makes you a sleeping mask just incase you don’t want to stare at someone’s face without your blindfold.

Headcannon on how fat nuggets like to cuddle against reader’s legs as reader was making a bed for fat nuggets to have a heater installed if the pig is cold.

Like…bro IMAGINE READER BENG SO PISSED THEY SUMMON THE MOTHER OF ALL…THE GUARDIAN OF THE END…THE ENDER DRAGONNN (dun x3 dramatically) maybe they would summon that during the battle between the angels and absolutely destroy their asses

I headcannon Angel once seen your mouth glowing purple when you unhinged your jaw to screech. He definitely asked before checking out your mouth which he could see in the back was glowing.

Since I headcannon enderman! Reader is black coded. They have a bonnet that was shipped from Velvette as they put it on and felt more comfortable sleeping ‼️💗

Who would be the first one to respond to you calling them: Lucifer, Charlie, Angel dust, husk, nifty, Alastor. And specifically in that order 🦆

I headcannon for Vox to try to always have you on his night show so he can show off his new “guest” being a new specie of demons.

I imagine sinners asking what ring (7 deadly sins) you came from and you are just like. “The end….i came from the end..” and now they are more confused than you when they asked where you came from

I headcannon reader’s nickemame is like, “ENDY, tall one, handsome, [actual nickname], weirdo, cutie, dad, fucker, bestie.” You can imagine who called you who which is kinda obvious…

I imagine Adam to make a lot jokes about you saying how freaky you are and how weird you are for not liking eye contact without your blindfold as you just stand there like “what’s for dinner…😐”

I can see you showing the egg boiz a picture of a ender dragon egg making them think they can have someone like them but also just like you

I can see you just standing there as everyone argues in the court because Charlie wanted you there since you don’t seem like a demon or angel. She tried to get answers but no one knew what you were.

Imagine modern au! Angel dust and you do tiktoks….because Angel dust forced you to be in his tiktoks as the others just watch trying to enjoy their summer vacation

I can see Adam hating how you aren’t pressed about what he says about you as you just stand there ignoring him.

Imagine you being sick and everyone stopping to make sure you are okay. (except for Alastor as he knows you will be better soon) Like the whole crew just starts to baby you and try to fix things you can fix but only fail.

Imagine reader with a baby ender dragon as a pet as reader whistle for the dragon to land on their shoulder or appear more bigger for it to protect you and the crew

I headcannon reader’s singing voice to sound decent with a little bit of deepness in it to mask out some things.

I imagine your full form if you were a demon or angel obviously an ender dragon lol 🦆

Imagine Pentious just pure on slithering around your body as you just sit down after a rough day of complaining by residents and their rooms.

#DARK KNIGHT VS DARK CREATURE

BATFAMILY x ENDERMAN!READER

when the dark knight meets the real dark knight

You stood behind Batman with cuffs around your wrists, legs, and chains wrapped around your tall frame, basically looking like a tree trunk. Sparkles of purple surrounded your body. They twinkled in the air before disappearing.

You croaked, your eyes blindfolded to your wishes.

Honestly, you came willingly, you’ve been chased almost all of gothman all cause you help people in your own ways.

Definitely not because the criminals you deal with are practically paralyzed with fear from looking into your eyes.

You poofed from the cuffs, teleporting to Bruce, who was typing into the bat computer.

“Hello.” You croaked out, and Bruce paused his typing. Yeah, you were gonna be something, he didn’t have to know who you got out of your cuffs. He’s been tracking you down long enough to know you’re just something that’s a mystery, along with being called the “purple devil.”

You were just some tall vigilante who wore a dark, padded cloak.

Dick was friendly. He didn’t ask you many questions other than what you liked to do, what your favorite hobbies were, and etc, etc., etc. Sadly, all you answered was voice cracks and croaks.

He froze when he realized you didn’t even speak regular English. You spoke in these weird tongues. When you had to say, “Look for the eye.” He was so confused before you just waved it off. Like, oh okay.

Jason didn’t really meet you til later that year when you were getting familiar with the family. He entered his old room, walking in it, he didn’t suspect a tall ass creature with purple pixels floating in the air to look at him with menacing purple glowing eyes.

As your jaw unhinged itself due to the eye contact, static roared through the male’s head before dick grabbed Jason and closed the door.

“What the fuck was that?” He asked Dick, who had a sheepish smile. “That’s the newest addition to the family, but they don’t like eye contact,” Dick said simply.

It was kind of weird with you and Jason; you apologized with paper and pen.

Tim was the one who kept asking questions. Kept trying to experiment on you, but not in a creepy and gross way. More like “oh ca you do this?”What else can you do?” “Allergic to water?”

He’s the one who’d probably make you a waterproof safety outfit. Anything will be waterproof in his sight.

You may be some weird creature, but you’re family.

Steph is very chaotic, but she’s the best sister you could ask for. She’s playful, protective, and always has your back. Although you could say that sometimes she could be a little too much for you.

You love her dearly, though, nothing wrong with that.

She’s the type to literally cover a wet puddle with her body so you won’t get hurt. (She didn’t know that you were fine unless it was just skin contact.)

Duke is a chill guy, he was the first to see how you mostly didn’t like water on your skin and watched the weather every day like a ritual til he told other members of the family.

He’s the one to make you mostly laugh in your weird language.

Barbara likes to play around with you. She sometimes sends you things and asks you to grab some signals for her. You’d easily teleport away and come back with proof on your phone from something that was needed for evidence.

Cass loves teaching you hand signs since you have broken English.

All you do is croak and groan in frustration. Small “hello”’s and “wassup”’s from around the manor. You’re pretty close to her despite Dick being the most warming brother figure you could ever have.

And lastly Damian. Damian wasn’t very welcoming at fist til he saw you painting what looked like a purple place with spongy flooring. There was a dragon swirling. He didn’t know what it meant. But all he knew was that you were artistic. He started to do his arts around you. You gave him a smile with a thumbs-up. And there you both became art buddies.

Alfred was nice to always leave you small snacks at your door since you didn’t like to come out a lot due to the insecurity of your appearance.

Your purple, weird freckles along with glowing purple eyes and some kind of purple to black specks on your skin.

The others didn’t mind it; they told you that despite how you kept teleporting away once a small spit of your skin was out.

You always wore a black hoodie and baggy black sweatpants with slides/shoes.

The dark knight now knows what the dark creature is.

It’s just a tall teenager who has bad social anxiety.

BATFAMILY X ENDERMAN!READER

Summary: a simple tall phantom like person, all blacked out with glowing purple eyes like a vigilante. No one, not even the smartest team of bats can figure out who could be helping around Gotham

Info: y/n isn’t mention as a name. Only they/them pronouns but this is gender neutral so there are male reader and female reader tags. Idc. Reader is most likely 17. 

Genre: story

Wc: 1,673

In the shadowy alleys of Gotham, a mysterious figure lurked—tall, slender, cloaked in darkness, with piercing purple eyes that seemed to glow eerily in the night. The figure hovered over a frightened man, who cowered, trembling at the sight of what many whispered about as the 'Black Devil.' But why fear someone who appears to mean no harm?

With a gentle purr, the shadowy being reached out a hand, trying to appear kind and inviting, softly echoing a simple, “Hello.”

Startled, the man jumped back and slapped the offered hand away, panic-stricken. "Get away!" he shouted, convinced the creature's intentions were anything but friendly.

Panicked, the man bolted into the darkness, screams echoing into the cloudy, ominous sky. The dark figure sighed softly, then dissolved into the night, disappearing into Gotham’s shadows.

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It’s a new day, late morning. In the cozy kitchen, Tim sipped his coffee, brewed by Alfred. His mind drifted to articles he'd been reading about a strange creature—the one with the haunting purple eyes—known around Gotham as the “Purple Devil.” Cloaked in darkness, with a shadowed hood covering its features, the mysterious entity continues to stir whispers and wonder among the city’s residents.

People can tell it’s a little slim with slightly broad shoulders. It's tall and croaks like a dying person waiting to make someone suffer.

Geez, even Tim got a shiver from how this newspaper deceived this new thing around Gotham.

“Drake.”

Tim jumped as he realized he was too focused on the article, turning around to see his little brother Damian with his natural angry resting face. “What?” Tim questions as he sets the paper down to see Damian only sit upon the bar stool beside him.

“Are you still reading that blasphemy about the 'purple devil'?” Damian quizzed the older teenager who seemed not to have gotten a lot of sleep due to a few nights of patrolling.

“What? No… no. Not at all.” Tim says nervously, bunching the paper up and getting up quickly.

Damian scrunched his face as he followed Tim to the living room where the other two oldest were.

“Why lie, Drake? I’m also curious about this 'purple devil'.”

Damian kept pushing it as Tim tried to drown him out.

“Lalalala! I can’t hear you!”

“Oh, you certainly can hear, Drake!”

Dick and Jason stared at their younger brothers who seemed to have this weird fixation on this new thing around the city.

Sure they were curious too, but they didn’t want to show it.

I mean, they were all trained to handle emotions during situations. But clearly, Tim and Damian showed that freely in the home they lived in.

But they were certainly wondering,

Who is this purple devil?

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The purple devil is certainly behind a building standing as their tall frame ate a meaty burger. They can stand the daytime. But the sun makes their powers to teleport wonky, needing to be in the shade or a dark place.

So behind the building is nice enough. The nice people named Alex and Steve had given the teenager a burger.

That’s how they found it. The creature looked up seeing a trio of teenagers looking their age minding their business giggling.

A human life.

Something the creature envies and wants.

The image of living in a nice house, having friends. Having to live in fear of being different.

Having a nice human life.

That’s what they want.

But how?

How could they when they look like this?

The creature lifted its cloak to see purple markings, like scattered deformed freckles.

Their eyes are purple and glowing.

Their mouth looks jagged when opened.

Looking with a purple tongue, sharp teeth.

And no human words other than “hello, wassup” etc.

None to have a normal human conversation.

Nothing to even win in this life.

Other than the feeling to help others.

The creature dropped the cloak sleeve down as they finished their meal and teleported off. Leaving purple pixel trailing behind.

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It’s another night, their legs swinging off the edge of a roof as their hood is off. Their face looked corrupted with those “freckles” they had along with those demonic purple eyes people have been calling them.

A small sad croak echoed from the creature’s lips as they watched the moon shine brightly and beautifully.

Silence.

Beautiful silence.

CRASH!

A big glass breaking sound was heard as a robbery was being made across the street from a bodega. The two robbers went in.

The teenager creature scrunched their eyes before putting their hood back on and teleporting with particles close behind.

“Give us anything you have!” One of them yelled at the cashier who shook in fear and anger.

“Why me?! I can’t give you anything I worked hard to put food on my family’s table—” the cashier was cut off when a shot was made. Making the cashier flinch and immediately go to empty the register.

“There we go. Good girl.” The man said, making the girl cashier hold back a gag as the other robber started to steal lottery tickets and also gift cards along with food.

“Man, I didn’t know they had the Hot Cheetos in here.” Robber number two had spoken.

“Man shut up and get the stuff!” Robber number one had demanded, grabbing the cash from the cashier who just looked nervous.

After the whole scolding, the robbers were about to leave til they looked at the cashier who shifted a bit.

“Oh no no no. Don’t even think about pressing that button.”

“It’s too late! I already did and they’re coming to arrest you fiens!” She yelled at the two who looked at each other.

“Aw shucks.” The robber holding a bag of money sighed as he pointed his firearm at the girl.

“Looks like you have to die.” He says brutally.

As his finger was on the trigger, the lights flickered off.

“What the! I can’t see you, Chris!”

“Wh-it’s cause I’m black isn’t it!?”

The robbers argued as the cashier hid behind the counter, covering her mouth as a weird static noise started to echo.

The robbers stopped arguing to turn and look down the hall where the bathroom would be.

There stood the creature with the heavy cloak around its body.

Purple eyes. Slanted with anger, as their tall frame seemed to intimidate the two men. A simple head tilt with a loud croak was all it took for one to feel fear.

The one holding the hot Cheetos looked like he was ready to pee his pants. “Omg, it’s the purple devil!!” He shrilled, hiding behind the other one.

“Chris, get your coward ass from me!” He scowled as he pushed Chris ahead.

Chris seemed to accidentally make eye contact with the creature, making their jaw unhinged. A loud static sound seemed to echo in his head.

That’s all the man heard as he started to scream. A brutal scream as the creature gripped the shoulders of the man.

That’s when the other robber seemed to finally fire at the creature. But the creature teleported away.

Leaving Chris to drop to the floor, twitching. His eyes were dull, and his words made no sense.

Bullet shells on the ground, the other robber clicked his tongue nervously. The robber didn’t care for his companion, only for the money as he turned around only to bump into the creature's chest.

The robber slowly glanced up to see piercing purple eyes stare back into his man's eyes. Immediately static overtook the man’s mind as he dropped to his knees and gripped his head.

Dropping the bag of money and the firearm.

It must’ve been minutes after the chaos as the lady behind the counter peeks to see both the men looking brain dumb, drooling, and tied up next to each other. The lady glances her eyes to see the stack of cash, nice and simple with a note that says.

“Get better security and don’t be alone.”

The lady smiled, “Maybe the 'purple devil', is a purple angel.” She says softly as she puts the money back into the register.

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The creature was at least five blocks in before a batarang strikes down by the floor by the purple-eyed creature. A shocked croak echoed as four males dropped down.

The creature looked at them in curiosity and alertness.

Tim looked fascinated at how tall the ‘purple devil' was. Damian was on high guard, watching every single move. Jason looked chill, but he was on high guard just like Damian.

And there’s the last one. Dick smiled with a friendly aura.

“Hey, pal! We just saw what you did in there, and honestly, that was nice how you helped that young lady.”

'Nightwing, RedHood, Red Robin, and Robin…. Am I in trouble!!? Oh no!' The creature overthought as Nightwing moved forward. The creature moved back with a sharp croak.

Damian and Jason immediately flinched towards their weapons until Dick put his hand out.

“Relax guys. They’re not gonna hurt us or run—”

“They’re running,” Damian says bluntly as he points at the cloaked creature who cries out a croak.

'IM TOO YOUNG AND INNOCENT FOR AKHARM PRISON!' They screamed in their head as it was quite obvious the four males were on their tail.

Seemed like Nightwing was hot on their track as he did an aerial cartwheel in front of the creature who seemed not to stop running. Nightwing sweatdropped a bit as he expected the creature to stop.

But no.

The creature ran forward, making Nightwing close his eyes this time only to feel nothing but a whoosh of wind.

He opens his eyes to see purple pixel particles in the air as he looks around shocked.

Just like his brothers who came up to him.

“Whoa,” Tim says as he watches the purple particles fade away into the night. Damian and the others by his side as Jason pulled out his phone to take a picture before Dick had slapped the arm down.

They have never seen anyone like them before.

Like you.

The purple eyed bat || Enderman!reader

Blacked out like a phantom || Enderman!reader

Prompt: a 9’5 creature comes by and randomly builds the crew things.

ITS ACTUALLY FUNNY CAUSE IMAGINE YOU BEING CHARLIE IN THIS SITUATION-

You hear a knock at the front door of the hazbin hotel and open it to see a 9’5 TALL ASS PERSON WITH DARK PURPLE SKIN WITH SMALL PURPLE FRECKLES SCATTERED AROUND THEIR BODY….

Immediately door slam like Alastor got in the pilot….

She kept reopening the door as you finally got tired of that bullshit and teleported inside as you croaked…your jaw unhinging in a weird attractive way as your eyes were blinded by a black blindfold.

“Uhm sir? Are you here for the hotel?” Charlie asked as you nodded turning slowly with a croak. You pulled out a wrench ready to show how you wanted to work for her. Charlie smiled awkwardly as she shows you around the place. Literally you had to duck a lot to the point you had to crawl like a baby just to fit in the room…

Embarrassing it is…..

But at least you can kinda shapeshift a bit to 3 feet less as you are at 6’5 which made the others feel a lot more comfortable about you being comfortable in this height as you still kinda crouch to pet keekee.

I feel like Lucifer will like you personally because of how you like to build and take things apart to renew things. So he definitely brings you in his workshop as he rants about his duck collection as you slightly grumble unconsciously as purple pixels fly around beside you.

Dead ass…you are beautiful with your purple ender eyes they glow behind your blindfold in the dark…the hotel cast and even say as they would see them from afar at night.

I headcannon Enderman! Reader to have slight muscles but is really strong despite their skinny look. But really they/he has a nice build under his working clothes.

Vaggie was shocked to see you teleport away before she could prick you with her angelic spear. She definitely had Alastor keep a look on you…but you only built and fixed around the hotel like a handy man.

I can see Angel dust taking a picture of you while you are behind him working having your sleeves up as you work as the Snapchat caption says, “He’s working hard to please me” as a joke. You definitely got death threats as you just stare at your hellphone confused as you block them all.

Sir Pentious has accidentally looked you in your eyes once and your unhinged jaw as you screeched at him as a static sound enters his head …it made him scared of you for almost five months until you explained and calms him down….you didn’t like to be scary to others.

Angel had told you how about how you could be a model with your skinny yet built body as you just stood then staring at him through your blindfold.

Tbh your dynamic with Angel dust is “girlboss” x “househusband” as you literally build and fix things

I bet reader built Lucifer a duck boat once as you stand there as Lucifer looks like he is about to cry in the duck boat you built as he gives you a thumbs up. It was a derpy sight but funny.

I headcannon Enderman! Reader to always pick things up, nifty including as she just smile kicking her feet back and forth with a smile. “I like em! Let’s keep him/them!”

YOU KNOW HOW IRON GOLEMS HOLD FLOWERS?! YEAH ENDERMAN!READER HOLDING FLOWERS FOR THE RESIDENTS 🦆✨

It would be funny be at a height comparison with Alastor as he just smiles as you stand there fidgeting with your hands.

I can see husk raising a brow at you like “🤨 who the hell is this guy?” As you walk a bit sluggish holding your tool box

I can also imagine reader having slight difficulty at reading the room or having social skills as they were isolated from people before dying definitely. Like you would croak softly patting Vaggie when her secret was out only for her to push you away as you were trying to say you fixed the toilet.

You stood there confused until husk just sat you down before you teleported after her.

You attacked a sinner for trying to rob you as they grabbed your blindfold in accident only to get attacked and a see an unhinged jaw…next thing they saw was a punch.

Charlie definitely cleaned you up, she was just confused who blood it was as you stay quiet and quietly croaked in your throat.

I headcannon enderman’s to have a raspy voice because they can’t talk but try to. As it’s either deep or a decent voice tone.

Imagine if enderman! Reader met the other overlords before their decrease in height as they stare up at you kinda intimidated by your height. Their necks definitely hurt 

HOPE YOU LIKE IT! 🦆✨

ENDERMAN! READER GETTING HURT

prompt: reader accidentally gets splashed by water. No one knew what could harm you until now.

CHARLIE

Charlie had told you a pipe busted in the bathroom as you nodded sighing with a slight croak teleporting. Leaving a bit of purple pixels behind as Charlie.

I’m not gonna lie, you didn’t know the pipe bust was so ugly. You scrunched your face up as you grabbed your tool box and opened it so you could grab your wrench and other needed.

As you worked in the damn pipe, the pipe fully combusted as water spills all over your body making your eyes widen. A huge screech erupts from your mouth as you spazzed out teleporting from the water as the water in your skin sizzles. You grip your arm and mostly body as Charlie runs to the room to see you panicking with glowing purple eyes.

“[READER]?!” Charlie yells shocked and concerned for you as she sees your skin practically boiling. She rushes to you and grabs a towel to dry you off as you screech having your jaw unhinged as you look away from her.

After she dried you off, you had to change clothes and stop working for 2 days as you had bandages on your arms mostly.

You still looked badass it’s just you had a frown like pout as Charlie apologizes a million times about how she didn’t know you could get harmed by water like that. But you calmed her down saying she didn’t know

And now every water duty was now alastor’s duty.

VAGGIE

I feel like vaggie would try to give you water not knowing it could harm you.

Idk how to explain this but she felt your head as you don’t feel well and she wanted you to drink water to cool down your heat from your body.

So what did she do? She grabbed you some water hoping you would take it but you didn’t want to as you shook your head no.

VAGGIE got tired of you “being stubborn” as she shoved the water in your face like she pushed the glass of water to your chest making the water spill onto your lap as you screech teleporting with a spazz.

You were teleporting left and right as vaggie then noticed your lap bubbling as you screeched with an unhinged jaw. Vaggie cover her shocked with her hand as you teleported away at least.

Vaggie then goes to Charlie as she tells her girlfriend what happened with you and how you let out a piercing screech that broke her heart.

She left terrible to harming you, but Charlie comforted her and was saying how she can fix this

Charlie takes vaggie to the kitchen as sir Pentious was there making something for the egg boiz who are hungry. She tells Vaggie, “how about making some cookies? I remember seeing them happy at some cookies.” And Vaggie nodded a bit

Few minutes later, vaggie had grabbed the cookies with a smile face on it. The smile faces were kinda ugly but they had effort as she walks to your room and knock on it. You open the door having your blindfold on as you stare intensely at her.

“I’m sorry I didn’t know that water could harm you like that…I was being a pushy bitch wasn’t I?” She says awkwardly as you stand over her. It was a weird silence until she heard a deep chuckle

You laughed with a croak and nodded, taking the cookie. And everything went well after that

LUCIFER

For Lucifer, I feel like he would try to get you inside his duck boat because he just appreciates it as much as he appreciates you.

It all started one day when you were in the workshop with Lucifer as was making a captain and sailor boy duck when he remembered the duck boat you built for him.

“ENDY!” You jolted looking at your hyperactive friend as you stopped working on a box. Lucifer’s smile shows off his teeth as he had a pose that says “I HAVE AN IDEA!🤓☝🏾” Lucifer grabbed you by your broad shoulders and got close to your face.

“We should do a boat ride..like, like AN AMAZING ONE!” Lucifer was excited to hang out with you since you are his first friend that’s similar. You looks side to side as if you were in a cartoon and nodded for Lucifer to continue. He told you how cute and fun it would be to be in a boat ride with you as he just wants to hang out.

So imagine Lucifer picking up a 6’5 tall person who has a neutral face while the other has a gremlin happy face. He literally had a sailor hat on with a fit excited as he gets in the boat that’s ready to be sailed in the water. He waits for you as you just stand there shaking your head no.

“No.” You said flatly as Lucifer just sits there like. “What….” Lucifer was shocked as he raised a brow confused

It’s so cartoony as Lucifer is trying to drag you in the boat while you screech with an angry face “>:(“ LOL A SHORT ASS MAN AND A TALLER ONE FIGHTING😭🦆

Although Lucifer is stronger than you since you are quite just a creature and he is the king of hell. He pulls you but too hard as you fell in the water screeching in pain as your mouth unhinged. You literally start tweaking as you twitch before teleporting out the water and shaking.

Lucifer’s eyes widen as he immediately runs to see your body bubbling as you grip the ground in pain as you screech in pain still. Lucifer actually gets concerned as he uses his hand that has fire in it to warm you quickly as you are in pain.

After you dried off…it was an awkward moment as Lucifer had a sorry look, like a puppy that had just been kicked as he looks down ashamed at how you got hurt because of him. You looked at him through your blind fold and wrap your arm around his smaller figure close to yours.

His eyes widen as he feels your slight cold body as he still looks down. “I’m sorry for hurting you…”

“I’m okay..thanks to you.” You said as you teleported both of you and Lucifer back to the hotel so you can heal.

ALASTOR

You were walking with Alastor for a stroll when a sinner had poured out water from their window.

Alastor had asked you to do a stroll with him as you were working all day fixing things around the building. You didn’t want to at first but Alastor assured you he wanted you to be by him as he literally grabbed you by your lanky yet muscular arm and dragged you along the streets of pentagram city.

“Tell me my fellow specimen, do you like jazz?” He says as he smiles at you waiting for your answer. You thought about it as you remembered a person named “Steve” playing jazz once….it was quite catchy. So you nodded as Alastor nods with a hum.

As you guys walk a sinner had seen you by the radio demon and wanted to be a asshat as they grabbed some water and aimed steady seeing you and Alastor close to the window.

With the sinner having the balls to pour water, they poured it on you. Missing Alastor completely as he jolts shocked to see you covered in water. Immediately when the water hit your skin, you screech loudly gaining attention as a static ring in the sinner’s ears as your eyes glow purple.

You teleport and start to take blocks and piece of the house angrily as you were in pain. But the pain was so much in your skin you passed out before you could harm the sinner.

Alastor’s shadow catches your body with a frown as it takes you to the hotel while Alastor had worry in his eyes with his smile still there.

Alastor looks up at the sinner’s window with radio dials for eyes as the sinner cowardly hid from the sight of the radio demon but Alastor smiles sinisterly and walked ahead.

Alastor had hoped you were in your room regaining your strength.

It was the next day as you woke up feeling better as purple pixels surround your body as you see Alastor in your room watch tv. You sigh grabbing your working clothes ready to iron them and go in with your day.

You just stood there as the person’s house was on fire and on the news next day while you were ironing your clothes. Literally your face was like “:0” as Alastor sips his tea with a evil smile.

ANGEL DUST

I feel like for Angel, he would bring you to a club because you told him you never been to a club before. And some asshole poured water on you thinking you are ignoring them because they liked you.

You were walking to your room as your hair was disheveled from working as you were tired, accidentally bumping into angel who was on his phone. “Hey watch where you’re goin'…” you grumbled at him as you kept walking only for angel to grab your wrist concerned as you would usually screech when he pissed you off or even annoy you.

“Hey…somethin wrong buddy?” Angel says as you turn to face him. He sees your tired form and he puts his hand on your cheek. No fever. “Hmmm…” angel hums as you stand there not wanting to deal with his bullshit as you almost teleported away.

“Wait. How about you hang out with me? Maybe you could see what’s fun other than slavin' away and being tired all day babe.” You thought about it but then nod as you followed after the spider demon who smiles grabbing your hand.

As you guys go to a club Angel is dancing has he has a shot in his hand while you just stand there awkwardly staring at your formal friend who seemed to be having the time of his life. Angel sees you not dancing and pouts grabbing your hands and making you have a dance with him as you have your hands on his waist as you let out a soft croak confused

Angel and you had fun as you smiled for once and Angel smiled seeing you happy. You guys were thirsty so Angel had asked if you wanted anything. You paused and said probably [anything but water] and Angel nodded and left.

As Angel left, you start to think about how you didn’t feel icky and less motivated tonight as you had fun with Angel dust. It felt like you needed this. You need fun. And this is the best night of your life.

A female sinner had been staring at you from afar, liking your dark handsome body as she licks her lips and goes over to you. “Heyyy~” the demon says as she tries to look seductive to you. You didn’t even hear the lady as you couldn’t even hear shit from the blasting music.

The demon lady got mad a few seconds later, not hearing you say anything back and assuming you are just being a rude person not wanting to be talked to.

“JERK!” The female demon throws the water in your making you back away as it splashes you on your face. You screech gaining Angel’s attention as he sees the female sinner snickering walking away as he runs to you concerned seeing your face bubbling.

Angel panicked either comforting the damn bitch, or comforting you. He sucked in his breath and ran after the bitch who poured water on you…..

You can imagine how the fight went as the next thing that happened was Angel grumbling helping you stand up as he enters the club again. “Up you go bud…” Angel says as he walks limping a bit by your body mass against his.

You guys get back home safely as angel patches up your face a bit and lays you on your bed as you groan. Purple pixels surround your body as a static sound softly vibrates around the room. Angel sighs tired realizing how much he partied with you.

Later that night, Angel was beside your sleeping body as it heals with purple pixels surrounding your face. Angel sighs with slight concern as he snuggles against your body. Using your arm as his pillow.

HUSK

Kinda like Angel’s, a person spilled water on you because they a hater fr and they can’t help but be jealous 🤓🦆.

So what I have in mind is that there are residents in the hotel after the battle with the Angels, and like so you being the handyman you are. You were trying to fix the shower for a resident who had a drug problem.

Like you were just sitting at the bar when you get a notification from room 102 that there is an error with the shower head. You said bye to husk as he nodded staring at you with dilated eyes before his eyes went back to slits as he cleans glasses.

As you rolled up your sleeves ready to get down and dirty for your job, you had an uneasy feelings seeing how you heard pacing steps back and forth. You knocked on the door for it to only open to see a sinner who seems to be slightly uncomfortable.

They let you in as their head twitched a bit as you just stand there with a broken English sound, “hello.” You walked into the bathroom and started to see the shower head. It looked a bit sideways as you walked around the bathroom.

The sinner gets more nervous as you sit your tool box on the sink. Almost by their medicine bottle which made them tweak out at you.

The drug addict started to yell at you, accusing of you spying on them as they grip their hair and push you out of their bathroom. They even threw the pill bottle at you as you were just shocked seeing them spazz out at you like a bipolar disorder.

Husk must’ve heard some sounds of the yelling and you letting a Enderman sound as the cat demon grumble going up stairs concerned got you.

The next thing husk sees, was you getting thrown with water as his eyes widen with yours as you screech out loud holding your bubbling arm you used to cover your face.

Husk immediately rushed to you as he tries to dry it off only for you to let out soft groans in pain. Husk turns to the sinner angrily as a slight cat growl erupts from his throat seeing you hurt.

“Get the fuck out of here before I shove my foot up your ass…” Husk says as it seemed like he wasn’t joking as he pulled out his cards and gripped his fists.

The sinner jolted as they ran off with a scoff glaring at you and leaving the hotel for good.

After the sinner left for good, husk grabs an aid kit that’s in every room of the hotel and wraps your arm as you sigh confused by what you could’ve done to the person…..“Am I ugly?” You asked husk who scoffed

“You’re anything but that pal…cmon get up. You still got a place to chill at.” Husk says helping you up as you both go to the bar to chill.

PENTIOUS

He was trying to show you a weapon he that had water in it…

Like one day you were fixing a clock because you wanted to know the time, but Pentious wanted your attention as he grabbed your waist and took you to his room to show you his new weapon he was gushing over about.

You didn’t understand what was happening as you let out a slight croak with your face being like “😐”

As you got dragged to his room his egg boiz surrounded you liking your tall frame as Frank climbed to your head. You patted the pure egg as sir Pentious slithers through his room and runs through it to find the weapon.

Pentious explained how the egg boiz wanted a bigger water gun, so he gave them one. You could tell he was confused between real gun and a toy water gun as you stood there and nodded with a thumbs up.

He pulled out the gun which seemed to be some type of ray gun, but in a colorful summer way as you just tap it not knowing what else to think of it as frank hops off your back.

“Issssn’t it pretty?” Pentious says happily as he spins the ray around. “With my brains I didn’t think of anything else bu-”

Before he could even say anything else, he knocked into the button that activates the ray having the water hit you in the middle of your chest as your eyes widen at the burning sensation.

“SCREEEECHHH” you let out a painful scream as Pentious’s eyes widen with his egg boiz as they surround you worried about you.

Pentious sees you holding your chest as he unbuttoned your shirt to see a painful bubbling spot of where the water weapon had hit you.

He gasped as he immediately got up and yelled for Charlie to come help you as the egg boiz kept you company

Tbh I can imagine a funny moment after this of Enderman! Reader sitting up still having a blank face having wrapping around their chest as pentious sniffles with teary puppy eyes.

“It’s okay…..” you said in a quiet broke English voice as it was raspy as well. You patted his head as your chest had the wrapping bandage on it. Sir Pentious wraps his tail around your waist as he snuggles up to you

NIFFTY

She was dust cleaning and accidentally knocked a cup of water on you. Like you were basically relaxing after a hard day of working.

You was by the bar and so was she dusting away with her wide smile. She said hi to you as you nodded acknowledging her presence as you just sat relaxing.

As you sat there, she accidentally knocked over a glass of water or so and it splashed all over your hand which made you jolt with a screeech. Husk looks over to see you hissing at the burn your skin got as she get an aid kit for you. This made husk not phased a little as nifty moves away from you ashamed that she harmed you.

After husk had fixed your hand a bit, you had to go to your room to recover as it is was build by you to help you heal better. It is filled with some blocks where you are from so you could heal better.

As you stayed in your room, nifty sniffled sad that you left to your room thinking you were mad at her

She went to Charlie or Alastor and asked for advice as she didn’t know what to do next as she couldn’t just walk in on you trying to heal.

So she went to both and they both gave her a different response, “Maybe you should apologize and give them a get better card?” “Hmm…I’m not good at these kinda things.”

So nifty got to work as you slept off the pain in your hand as you didn’t know what was happening down stairs.