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i'm on my period and want egg rolls terribly, so you are in the same boat. make your boyfriend(s) dazai, chuuya, atsushi, and akutagawa figure it out, fem!reader.
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𝒪. Dazai -`♡´-
pet name: my darling/my darling girl
"Hey, I'm home!" Dazai calls out, a sigh following while he rubs the back of his neck. He's exhausted, a long day at the agency where he actually had to rush through his paperwork before the deadline tomorrow, which kept him away longer than he wanted, leaving you alone for a couple hours too long.
You sit on the couch, curled up under a blanket that you have completely cocooned yourself in, the TV playing but you aren't paying much attention to it, and you sniffle. You quickly wipe your nonsense tears with the blanket, hearing his footsteps get closer, and you don't want him to see you have been crying. You bring the material tighter around your head, hugging it tight, and ball yourself up more on the cushion.
"Hey," you greet, keeping your voice as level and even as possible.
"I didn't mean to stay so late, I just had piles of papers-" He stops when he gets to the couch, seeing your mildly red and glassy eyes, his brows downturning. He glances over his shoulder at the television, only to see your favorite sitcom running - nothing happening that would cause tears. You rush to wipe more at your face with the already damp blanket, peeking up at him when he faces you once more, concern evident. "Oh no, you're made at me." He immediately spits out, dropping down to his knees to be eye-level with you. You shake your head, fervently, another small sniffle causing his concerned gaze to drop to the tip of your pink nose. "Oh, god, I'm so sorry. I'll never stay late like that again-"
"No, 'Samu, you-you did nothing wrong," you get out in barely a whisper. He lets out a small breath from relief, shoulders relaxing, but you're still a visible mess that you're doing a lousy job of hiding from him.
"Then what's got my darling girl crying?" He asks, his voice caring and sweet and worried, fingers brushing some hair from your face that stuck itself to your tear-stained cheeks. You blink at him once, lower lip suddenly trembling, before dropping your stare and bursting into a nearly childish sob. His entire body freezes, going rigid, hands frantically trying to see where he is allowed to touch you, hushing you softly, and playing back the entire month to see what all he could have done wrong - he doesn't care you said he didn't do anything, he is fairly certain he messed something up. "Hey, hey, no, don't cry, it's okay." He soothes, rubbing your back while you continue weeping into your hands. "What's wrong?" He sounds helpless, considering nothing indicated in your messages and brief phone call earlier in the day that you were upset. You are a big crier as is, but usually he knows what exactly caused it so he can fix it immediately. He never knows what to do if it's random outbursts like this.
"I-I..." You attempt, hiccupping a bit, him waiting with slight impatience, before letting out a wail he has never heard from you before. "I just want some friggin' egg rolls, and we don't have any!" The room is still, aside from your relentless crying, and it's his turn to blink at you in silence. He pauses, collecting his thoughts, and finally assess the condition you're in: a ball in the same spot he left you when he placed a kiss on your forehead as a goodbye, then took off to work. His hand resting on your body feels the slight tremble, and it clicks in his brain what's wrong.
"Oh, I see," he bites back a small smile, knowing now really isn't the time to laugh at your misery. "You have some big feelings, don't you?" You nod again, trying to wipe away the ceaseless mess of tears from your eyes again, but it's only smearing them more on your skin. "And the only cure is egg rolls?" He asks, a hint of rhetoric behind his words. You nod again with a weak 'mhm', looking up at him with big, wounded eyes.
"I looked everywhere," you sniff, and he has to prevent himself from saying 'no, you didn't'. He smiles, warm and a bit mischievous, propping his cheek on his fist. "I made so many! How are we out already?!" Because you ate them all, he breathes out a small chuckle, lightly shaking his head at your adorable theatrics.
"I'm sorry, I must have been a little greedy and didn't save any for you," his lips press carefully to your temple, brushing back the blanket and more of your hair. "Tell me everything you want, I'll go pick it up. I'm sure somewhere is still open just for you."
"Can I get as many as I want?" You bat your wet lashes, hugging the material more around your body, and he gently pokes your nose.
"Of course, my darling. As many as it takes to cure you."
𝒞. Nakahara 𐚁
pet name: my love, sweet girl
"Chuuya," you quietly whine, shuffling into his office, where he is working on some last-minute paperwork for a meeting tomorrow. He lifts his gaze long enough from the sheets to acknowledge you, but his pen didn't stop moving as his cheek is propped on his fist.
"What is it, my love?" Chuuya asks softly, the only light in the room coming from the far corner of the lamp he flipped on a few hours ago when the sun was setting. You had been doing what you could not to bother him, knowing he has work piling up he had been ignoring, but you are now at your limit.
"Chuuya, I'm hungry," you pout some, crossing your arms over your chest.
"Did you forget to eat again?" He is still writing along the papers, but he is making sure to keep his attention on your conversation. "I thought I reminded you to order whatever you'd like earlier?" Maybe I forgot again. He pinches the bridge of his nose, silently scolding himself for not keeping better track of time.
"I did," you shift your weight in your spot, dropping your arms to behind your back, fingers messing with the hem of the shirt you grabbed from his drawer. "I'm still hungry, though, and I didn't get what I wanted." He stops briefly, ink pooling around his pen, then twists his wrist to check the time, the watch face reading after midnight.
"Do you think what you're looking for is here in the kitchen?" He finally sets his work to the side, pushing his chair out to stand and stretch his limbs.
"I checked," you mutter. You stand there quietly for a moment, hearing his slippered feet shuffle along the floor to meet you, and you don't want to meet his gaze. He waits, patiently, his arms across his chest now while he stares at you, remaining silent so you can let him know what it is you're needing. However, you don't say anything else, just messing with your hair or moving your feet.
"Talk to me, sweet girl. I can't help if you don't tell me," he encourages, attempting to coax some words from you. He watches you closely, your cheeks puffing some, your bottom lip poking out, and your lash line rims with tears threatening to spill out of nowhere. His brow arches, stepping closer, leaning down to try getting a closer look and catch your eye. "What is it?" You inhale, holding it, darting your teary gaze in his direction before veering off elsewhere.
"Would you..." You begin, feeling childish, and pressing the heel of your hand into your eye. "Wanna go to the convenience store." You mumble. "Want snacks. And... And egg rolls." You admit finally, letting out a long exhale as you mentally tell yourself to get it together.
"Okay," he draws the word out, nodding slowly and standing back straight up. "What kind of snacks?" He tests the waters, remembering the time, the fact you're still hungry this late, and you're now having a mini mental breakdown in front of him over it.
"All of 'em," you mutter. "And ten egg rolls. And ice cream. And cheese sticks." You continue rattling off all the different things you could eat right now, him listening intently, and nodded along to each request, the ten egg rolls specifically catching him off guard, especially since you just said the other day the ones from the convenience store are 'utter garbage'. I get it now.
"Alright, my love, go get your shoes on then. We can take my bike," he says, walking past you to the bedroom in search of comfier clothes to change into. Your brows come down at that, staring at the back of his head like he's insane.
"But the convenience store is in walking distance," you retort, following after him.
"I'm not making you walk when you're feeling like this," is all he says when handing you one of his hoodies after pulling one on himself. You blink at him in surprise, but he just ignores you as he walks toward the door. "C'mon, before you lose your appetite."
𝒜. Nakajima ⁰८ᩥაᩥ⁰
pet name: apple (like "apple of my eye")
"What is it?" Atsushi whispers, eyes darting from your face to your very full plate of food you originally said you wanted. You two have been sitting at the mall food court table for roughly ten minutes now, most of his food gone when yours is completely untouched. You eye your plate, knowing it's about to be a waste, and tears immediately spring forth, making you even more embarrassed. He notices this, his brows coming together, and carefully reaching his hand out to trace a finger along your knuckles. "Somethin' wrong, apple?" He asks again, leaning on the surface so he can keep his voice down.
"Uhm..." Your fingers twitch forward, other hand subtly applying pressure to your abdomen since it's hidden underneath the table from prying eyes. "I-I came wildly unprepared. And... And this all looks really gross." You murmur, dragging your line of sight to meet his, concern prominent.
"Is it not what you wanted?" He immediately thinks it's his fault, that he didn't pay attention to what you asked for, that he hadn't heard you correctly. "Do I need to get you something else?" You blink away the tears, realizing he completely skipped over your "unprepared" comment. You stare at him, trying to think if there is anything you want to eat, when you shift some in your seat, the embarrassment getting worse.
"I wanna go home," you suddenly tell him. His features drop, already internally kicking himself for ruining this day. He took note of your behavior earlier in the week, how you were more irritable than normal, getting upset over small things, not wanting him to touch you - not even for a hug. He thought taking you out for some fresh air and being around other people would help, but now you're about to cry in the middle of the food court and asking to go home.
"I-I'm sorry, I should have suggested a day in instead," he mutters, his hand beginning to withdraw, but your fingers reach out enough to trap them together.
"No, I was having fun, but I just don't feel good," you explain, which isn't necessarily a lie, but if he hasn't caught on yet, you're not going to explain it to him in public. "I-I wanna still see you. Just... Maybe while laying down." You suggest. He nods once, analyzing you to see what ails you, your face a bit pale, and your grimace is evident. Unprepared for what, exactly? He thinks to himself, head moving around to see the line from the restaurant he got your food from is gone.
"Wait here, I'll get a box," he instructs, quickly getting to his feet and rushing over. You sigh heavily once you know he's out of earshot, your hand coming up press to your forehead. It obviously isn't an embarrassing thing to talk about, and you're - kind of - confident he understands this happens regularly, but you two haven't been dating terribly long and aren't sure how to act around him. Usually, you'd just be a hopeless heap in your bed crying and squeezing a pillow, but he insisted on taking you out and, honestly, it's so hard to say no to such a cutie like him.
When he comes back, he doesn't say a word as he takes it upon himself to start cleaning up, shoveling everything into the styrofoam, and your can't help eyeing the small bag on the table. Your brows come together, pointing at it. "Atsushi, what's that?" He hums, glancing up at you then at the bag, closing the box then carefully sliding the small bag toward you.
"It's an egg roll," he shrugs. "I felt awkward just asking for a box, so I ordered something small." He watches your intense stare, gesturing to it. "Think you're hungry enough to take a bite and try it?" You delicately take it and pull the roll out, fresh, and smells amazing. The ill feeling you had disappears enough for you to take a small bite, and as you chew, more nonsensical tears come forward that just completely burst from the dam.
"It's really good," you try to say with the most convincing positivity you can muster, but he is staring at you in gobsmacked horror, not knowing in the slightest what to do. Did she burn her mouth?! Why is she still eating it?!
"Wh-Why are you crying, apple?" He reaches out to wipe your tears away with the heel of his hand. "You don't have to eat it if you don't like it."
"N-No, I do like it!" You sniff, taking another bite and feel extra pitiful. "It's exactly what I wanted!" You say with your mouth full, trying to shield it with the back of your hand. "I want a hundred more of these, and I need to get a pad!" You hiccup, no longer caring how best to hold yourself together, overwhelmed by there being something your body will allow you to eat. He stands stock-still when you say that, a few wandering eyes darting in your guys' direction that he has to ignore, and he just closes his eyes with a hefty sigh of relief.
"Alright, I'll escort you to the bathroom then get you a hundred more while I wait," he helps you to your feet, staying close behind you as he guides you away, softly hushing you and comforting you that everything is okay, and: "You could have just said so, you know. I'm exceptionally good at taking care of others." He kisses your hand, holding onto your half-eaten egg roll, and rushes back to the restaurant asking how fast they can make a hundred more for you.
ℛ. Akutagawa 𓄧
pet name: sweetheart
Akutagawa stares at you, expression blank, mind a little too calm for the situation. He hasn't ever seen you like this before, you not one to cry, even if the occasion calls for it. However, you're sitting on a bench with him waiting for the train, quietly sniffling, and a couple small tears slide down your cheeks that you don't bother wiping away.
"Is something... bothering you, sweetheart?" He finally asks, speaking slowly. You side-eye him, clearing your throat then dropping your line of sight to your shoes.
"You'll make fun of me."
"Most likely," he responds with a nod, but his voice is softer than it was before. "However, I don't exactly want to continue dealing with this if there is a fix." Could you be a little more sympathetic? You huff, shoulders slumping, and more tears slip from your blurry eyes. His brow raises at that reaction, the thought that maybe he did something wrong passing his mind - only briefly, since you would have said something by now.
"I..." You start, hesitating as you sneak another glance in his direction, him waiting to find out what the issue is with his hands shoved in his pockets. "I uhm..." You clear your throat again then carefully wipe under your eye. "I have been wanting egg rolls all week, and... You said we would go get some before going home, but uhm..." You gesture to the station, the group of people also waiting to get on one, and his indifferent gaze takes in the setting. His head slowly turns back toward you, cocking it some, then sighs. Egg rolls? Really?
"Your favorite place is a block away from home, sweetheart," he reminds, working hard not to roll his eyes alongside the comment, trying to be considerate of your clearly fragile condition. "I figured you'd want the best ones instead of just going somewhere else." You sit there for a moment, your mind consumed of only thoughts of egg rolls dancing around your head, that you had completely forgotten about your favorite restaurant with what you deemed to the have "the world's greatest egg rolls" is on the way back to your shared home. You blink a few times before sinking down in your spot from embarrassment.
"Oh," is all that can come out of you.
"It isn't like you to cry, especially over something so silly as food," he remarks, removing his hand from his pocket and placing his arm closer to you. "Are you positive nothing else is bothering you? Do I need to kill someone?" You shake your head immediately, avoiding looking in his direction.
"Just... I'm in a lot of pain, Ryuu," you murmur. His gray irises glide sideways, eyeing you up and down, when he makes the connection after seeing your legs shift around. He doesn't say anything else, or acknowledge your discomfort, his hand snaking down your thigh and gently squeezes.
"We aren't too far away. You can rest when we return," he comforts the best way we can, feeling your arms link around his, and setting your head on his shoulder.
"I'm sorry for thinking you broke your promise," you mutter, sniffling again at not trusting your boyfriend with a simple task. "I guess I'm more emotional than usual."
"No apologies needed. Do you want ice cream as well?"
"Iced coffee," you correct. He thinks to himself, where the closest coffee shop is on the same route, and bites back a loud sigh at the realization there isn't. It's in the opposite direction. Because of course it would be.
"So be it."
a/n: i got my egg rolls.
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