#elvendork

“Names?” repeated the long-haired driver. “Er – well, let’s see. There’s Wilberforce… Bathsheba… Elvendork…”

“And what’s nice about that one is, you can use it for a boy or a girl,” said the boy in glasses.

“Oh, OUR names, did you mean?” asked the first, as Anderson spluttered with rage. “You should’ve said! This here is James Potter, and I’m Sirius Black!”

“Things’ll be seriously black for you in a minute, you cheeky little —”

Regulus: Um.... Sure?

James: Ok, it's called Remus or motorbike

James: I will give accurate quotes I've heard Sirius saying

James: And you have to guess if he is talking to his moterbike or his boyfriend

Regulus:

“Names!”

“Names?” repeated the long-haired driver. “Er — well, let’s see. There’s Wilberforce... Bathsheba... Elvendork...”

“And what’s nice about that one is, you can use it for a boy or a girl,” said the boy in glasses.

(...)

“And don’t forget: Elvendork! It’s unisex!”

- James Potter, “Harry Potter: The (lost) Prequel”, J.K. Rowling