#elizabethteets

Modern society can be exhausting. At any moment something could go wrong and completely ruin your life forever. Your own cell phone is giving you brain cancer as we speak. Which is why we here at Bunny Ears are all about self care. And since the (valid) fear of something going terribly wrong at literally any turn is overwhelming, we've complied this list of ways to relax and let that shit go. Read the full article

Sometimes being someone who drinks can be difficult. I mean these days it seems that everything is catered to my non-drinking friends' sobriety. Bars are creating mocktails just to spite you. Bitters mixed with muddled basil on the rocks should only be ordered by folks willing to deal with the hangover the next day. And what’s with these dry comedy nights and drag shows? You expect me to watch people participate in the performing arts sober? Do these people want to get paid? I would never give someone lip syncing to "All The Man That I Need" the bulk of my rent money when I’m sober. Read the full article

I have never been the type of woman to follow trends. When they said that leggings were the new pants, I kept with my old fashioned American blue jeans. When they said that yoga was the new veganism, I kept being insufferable and preachy on my own terms. However, sometimes trends aren’t just trends. Sometimes there really are better ways to do things. Netflix is better than Blockbuster ever was. Justin Timberlake’s solo career is better than NSYNC because I don’t have to block out the other dudes so I can masturbate in peace. Things change and society progresses. Read the full article

It's no secret that colloquialisms change by region—and often even state. Whether you say things like "soda" or "pop," "drinking fountain" or "bubbler," and "lighting bug" versus "firefly" is highly dependent on where you call home. And it turns out the same is true for passive-aggressive phrases from our moms!  Whether it's “Bless your heart” or “Well, that’s very nice dear,” Bunny Ears is committed to celebrating those bitchy AF comments from those who gave us life. Read the full article

Today's women have many reasons to feel a little uneasy. The world is burning up, no one is quite sure if the food we are eating is even food, and the new Moschino line for H&M is tragically underwhelming. When you add being a parent on top of that, it's normal to feel anxious. Read the full article

I have always had a sensitive stomach. No matter what there seems to be some type of queasiness, gas, or worst of all the butterflies I get whenever I see my weed dealer. Over the past year I had tried everything from pills to Kefier, but I finally fund the cure. I found a regiment that totally improved my gut health: Eating ass. Read the full article

At Bunny Ears, we know that workplace sexual harassment can have lasting effects on both the mind and body. And because it genuinely doesn't seem like things are getting better any time soon (because the world is garbage), we've complied a list of ways to care for yourself after a long day of dealing with the bullshit your boss Kevin likes to calls, "just joshin' around." Read the full article

Here at Bunny Ears we love to accessorize. A statement bag is a great way to show your friends you’re hella good at your job and also capable of staying on a wait list for two years to get what you want. However, while a great bag complements any look, it doesn’t actually help carry any of the emotional baggage you've accumulated over the last few decades. Read the full article