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me and the Girlies (gn) about to make some objectively fucking terrible decisions in DATV:
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So I’m house/dog/chicken-sitting for my neighbors, right, which means that I collect the chickens’ eggs every morning. This morning I went out in my PJs and a hoodie because the Ladies start screaming at about 6 am to be let out of the coop for the day, so I’m in the yard with the dog, I let the Ladies out, and I collect their eggs.
Now my neighbors also have an incredible garden I’m taking care of, and they asked that I photograph their Veilchenblau roses for them, since they only bloom once a year for 3-4 days, so in order to free up my hands to take pictures I put the eggs in my hoodie pockets. And then I crouch down to take pictures. And as I lean over, I hear a loud ccRRRRRNCH from my left pocket, and with immediate horror I remember- I just put three eggs in that pocket.
Anyway to sum it up I’m an idiot who forgot that eggs were breakable and I crushed a handful of them into slimy pulp while they were in my pocket.
It was exactly as nasty as it sounds.
"would lavellan still be in love with solas" bitch please it's been ten years in real life and i am still shaking like a leaf by the end of trespasser
why thank you spotify suggest, i will add this song called "cracked open" to my solavellan playlist
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the de-eggification procedure was a success
cue me absolutely losing my shit over a 5 second snippet of gareth david-lloyd
