I'm a human being of many faces

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Including the drinks.

And like, it probably wasn’t that intensive, right? You’re opening your fake business for one night to con a kid out of a pair of sunglasses. You’re not gonna load up on every drink mix know to man. Like, bartending may be your passion, Burt, but you’re a disgraced nuclear physicist and alcohol is freaking expensive. You’re stocking up for a twenty minute scam, Burt. Everyone gets a beer. Boom, done. Check it off the list, go buy more glitter for jake gyllenhaal’s fishbowl hat.

Which means. That someone. Went out. And prestocked juice. A little blue bendy straws. For Peter Parker. A bad guy stood with his little shopping cart full of booze in an Aldi or something and thought to himself, “what would a teenage boy ask his adult friend to buy for him in a european bar” and landed on “a glass of juice with a swizzle straw”

Death doesn’t discriminate

Between the sinners and the saints

It takes and it takes and it takes