#eater eggs

Friend: Let’s make Easter eggs! :D

Me: Aw hell yisss! I’ve only made them once but it’s so much f-

Friend: *plunks down tray of boiled eggs*

Me: ...The fuck is this.

Boiled eggs. 

North American Easter eggs are boiled eggs dipped in food colouring. 

TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT!! YOUR FVCKING MIND!! I CAN'T WITH YOU!! 🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣

It's been a year... It's been a year since I became a clown!! 😪😪😂😂😂 Happy 7 Palm Trees Day swifties!! 🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴

Nils Sjoberg name on grave (pseudonym for This Is What You Came For)

In bathtub (like Katy’s unconditionally scene) where Katy has pearls in her bath OR flashback to show how she’s changed since Back to December where she’s also in a bathtub

Et Tu Brute on pillars - A Latin sentence meaning “Even you, Brutus?” from the play Julius Caesar, by William Shakespeare. Caesar utters these words as he is being stabbed to death, having recognized his friend Brutus among the assassins. Note : “Et tu, Brute?” is used to express surprise and dismay at the treachery of a supposed friend. (no i’m not that smart i copied that from google)

SO MANY SNAKES

13 IS STILL ALIVE (in the barbie doll scene)

In the scene where Taylor is in front of all the skinny people, the screens behind say 13, Squad and have this weird picture of a chipmunk thing on it (don’t know what the chipmunk thing is)

On Taylor’s YBWM shirt i’m pretty sure it says all of her dancers names cause i can see todrick

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THAT SNAKE THAT SERVED TAYLOR TEA?????!!!!!!

i’m pretty sure taylor is mocking kim k in the scene where she’s in front of all the skinny plastic people cause of the affect kim has on young girls (all the girls are the same and are basically perfect) OR it’s making fun of the media’s portrayal of taylor’s squad (i think it’s the latter)

pretty sure the i heart taylor shirt the dancers wear are references to tom hiddlestons shirt he wore at the beach one time with taylor

when taylor is taking a ‘receipt’ of fearless taylor crying i think she means she’s doing what kim k did with kanye and taylor’s phone call