#ear headcanons

ghost has a vendetta against air mattresses because the last time he laid on one he flopped onto it too hard and it popped

soap the type of guy to ask if ghost got a light and when ghost looks over soap’s holding a molotov cocktail instead of cigarettes

ghost the type of guy to say he can’t marry soap at a courthouse cause he’s not sure if there’s a warrant out for his arrest or not

soap makes i’m ovulating jokes

sometimes when soap wants attention from ghost and they’re by themselves he’ll pick a spot in their flat and sit down and play excessively dramatic music until ghost tracks him down

ghost who’s hesitant to trust but will share food if someone else is running low without a second thought. always offers full protection at any perceived threat because a grudge or minor annoyance doesn’t matter if someone’s hurting his people. ghost who’s avoidant to touch but hates being in rooms by himself, him often found lurking in a corner somewhere. he’s not an open man by any means, but leaders eat last and he refuses to be the reason someone ends up hurt under his watch.