#dyetcola

LEGION SALUTES ( @dyetcola ), AN EDM/HIP-HOP ARTIST AND PRODUCER UNDER EMPIRE, INC!

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INTRODUCING COLA! former ‘boy nymphet’ and current, self proclaimed ‘baby baphomet’, cola’s music and styling can best be described as the boy next door. that is, if you live next door to the house from virgin suicides. a career deeply routed in internet presence and swept in old controversies, cola is known for saying and doing shocking and often explicit things, despite debuting at a tender fifteen years old. making heavy use of both aesthetic and crude humour, cola stumbled ungracefully into the rap scene on literal accident after his video for a song he made as a joke went viral. deciding to run with it because he discovered how much he pissed off elitist music fans, somewhere along the line cola decided to take it seriously, and invented pop music along the way. although his self absorbed, egotistical online persona and crude sense of humor has earned him his fair share of naysayers, he’s managed to graduate from soundcloud to the radio, perseverance and a steadily evolving and improving discography winning heart by no-homo-uttering heart as he paints south korea’s psyche his favourite shade of pink. you could say he’s matured from the pink ribbon emoji into the wilted rose emoji- you picking up what he’s putting down?

☠     a look of mild concern washed over romeo’s features before it was quickly replaced with one of mild amusement. not even luke could outdrink romeo, and yet here his best friend was claiming that h e had the ability to do so. turning his attention back down to the paper he was rolling between his fingertips, he shook his head. “i don’t think we both know anything.”

the fact was almost impossible that it wasn’t able to register in derek’s nor cola’s mind no matter how many times they repeated it, maybe they were looking in the wrong place, maybe they were being pranked? “look bro, do you think I know?”, his voice was coated with a mix of confusion and defeat as locating a vibrant-colored car seemed like an extremely difficult task- how did they mess up that bad? “are we both fuckin’ blind or something? wait, do that thingy with your keys- the alarm shit, you know what i’m talking about, right?”, derek asked, making a gesture with his thumb to indicate pressing buttons as if the latter had no idea what he was blabbering about. “you know, beep beep beep?”

🌿     tired eyes blinked a few times at the enthusiasm and excitement of his best friend and east needed a few to process what was being said. then again, that was no surprise. east needed a little longer than most to process a lot of things. “a piss battle?” as soon as he said the words, east realized he had heard cola wrong but by now it was too late. “how about a ‘who can make a bowl of cereal fastest’ battle instead? i need sustenance.”

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