Jun 6, 2020
Drunk Uber Passenger
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Drunk Uber Passenger
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every weekend, every single weekend!!! the screaming on the street continues. i hurdle out of my bed, run down the stairs and throw open the doors to both balconies (sound travels strangely when you’re surrounded by skyscrapers). then, i lean over, scanning for my favourite thing....
DRUNK CLUBBERS FIGHTING!!!!!!
sadly, almost every time i /just/ miss them, or they’re tucked just out of sight. T_T once again today a drunk girl was hollering for a full ten minutes until i registered that it might be FIGHT TIME, so i missed out. :(  bless ya’ll binge drinkers of the nation ruining the streets for us all.
Whenever I see drunk (or sober) men physically fighting each other over something stupid (or women fighting each other too), I just think wtf - it just looks absolutely ridiculous and it's sending you back to primitive times. What are you, animals? You don't need to fight physically to prove a point or to try and prove that you're tough or whatever. It's just fucking stupid.
So I got hammered Friday night, ended up vomiting excessively and at some point nearly broke my ribs and I have no idea how. I honestly cannot remember but I woke up the next day with a massive hangover and bruises all over my body and I thought I'd cracked my ribs. My friend has a black eye now because I accidentally kicked her in the face really hard and according to my sober-ish friend we were fighting/tackling...but seriously how the fuck did I manage to BRUISE MY RIBS and not remember it! Im blaming it her since it sounded like it got rough. I can't even move lol fuck this alcohol is not my friend.
I still surprise myself what emotions pillage my calm when I'm drunk and upset. When retired haunts flare back full of rage and the defeat of knowing your seventeen year old despairs are still biding their time somewhere in my unconscious.
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Angry drunk midget Leprechaun fights security guard
My neighbors are currently fighting, but I didn't want them to know I was watching, so I turned off the lights in my room and hid in the shadows while I stood up on my bed, directly towards the window, and holy shit, I just saw two of them go down, and I'm trying so hard not to burst into laughter.
And now I'm hearing sirens, and coming to the conclusion that I live in the ghetto.
My night has been made.
I wonder if things would have turned out differently if i didn't go on Friday night.. Or was this all bound to happen anyway?