Chapter 4: Ilya and Cliff spend the night at a strip club
Summary:
"The Boost-on D is..."
"Boost-on D? The D is for Dick, yes?"
Cliff had shaken his head, rolling his eyes as if Ilyaâs question were stupid. It wasn't. Strip clubs were notorious for causing a rush of blood in the male anatomy to their... anyway. Ilya was convinced he was right.
"The D is for Dance. No Dick," Marlow had to clarify.
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Ilya and Cliff spend the night at a strip club.
An' I don't give a damn ('bout my ̶b̶a̶d̶ reputation) chapter 4 is out.
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A drunken me yesterday decided to start drawing and today I am sharing my very first drawing with you for the price of my very own self embarrassment XD
Any correction hint or Gavin-drawing tricks are mostly welcome! Since I am a self teaching illustrator wannabe, any kind of knowledge-share is mostly appreciated and I know that there are many highly skilled Gavin stans among us <3Â
Surely enough, I will post a second one on Jan 1st 2022 for comparison. Hopefully it will look slightly better than this one hihi :)
Post Time Skip Atsumu Miya getting a tongue piercing though. Like he gets into it with his team about him needing to learn to keep his comments to himself and stuff. He goes out gets drunk with a couple of friends in town *cough* Suna *cough* and he gets a tongue piercing and maybe even a belly button piercing. He comes back the day after the next. His tongue feels so heavy and swollen he doesnât talk at all. He tells the coach of course and the coach brushes it off. The team is unsettled though. Atsumu Miya is never not talking. Itâs eerie and unsettling. No calling to anyone, no snide remarks. They miss their sets more often than not. Atsumu, frustrated but in pain just waves them off when they miss and gets ready to set instead of ripping them a new one for missing his perfect set.
This goes on for like a week and the team is just apologizing left and right trying to get Atsumu to talk. Of course with Atsumuâs luck he gets a slight infection that has him going to the doctor who has him take another week off. Again his coach knows but decides to brush it off with a âMiya will be gone for the week, since heâs our only setter youâll be practicing receives and focusing on defensive strategiesâ
Now everyone is losing their marbles. Atsumu never takes any days off. This warrants them to go to Atsumuâs apartment only for them to come face to face with Suna. Suna curious as to why the whole MSBY team is outside the door. He is bombarded with questions before it clicks and he bursts out laughing.
Suna decides to play along and slams the door on them. This goes on for a while before Sakusa Kiyoomi contacts Miya Osamu who just bursts out laughing.
âServes all of you good, but youâre all stupid if you think Tsumu will hold a grudge for that long.â He hangs up and the waiting game continues.
Roughly a week passes and Astumu steps through the doors and is surrounded by his team mates. âWoah woah back the fuck up a secondâ Once again the questions set another fit of laughter. In between laughs itâs Shoyo who zeros in on the shiny ball end of the tongue piercing in Atsumus mouth.
âTSUM TSUM IS THAT A TONGUE PIERCING!?!â
Cue a hundred more questions and laughter before Atsumu is drilling into all of them for missing the sets he made two weeks ago.
Summary: Tony and Thor are cold when sober, but highly affectionate when drunk. What happens when they wake up married with strange tattoos?
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Tony and Thor have a complicated relationship. They actively avoid each other when sober because an argument is sure to ensue, but when theyâre drunk⊠well, letâs just say, the two act like a couple on their honeymoon. They proclaim their love for each other, cuddle aggressively, and every so often have a heated make-out session. Even though Rhodey and Heimdall have photographic evidence,  Thor and Tony will deny ever doing so once sober again.
Tonight, during their annual trip to Vegas with Heimdall and Rhodey, theyâre drunk. Tony is sprawled entirely on top of Thor, kissing his chin. They are both lovingly arguing over which one loves the other more when Thor decides they should get married. Tony agrees quickly. âBut we donât have rings.â He mourns.
âWe can buy them. I have enough money.â Thor rubs Tonyâs head, trying to comfort him.
 That makes Tony happy, and he grabs his coat to leave, Thor following quickly behind. The woman at the jewelerâs watches in amusement as the pair tries on ring after ring, showering the other with lavish praise. They finally both settle on a ring. An overpriced ring that looks stunning. Tony hands over his credit card and tells the cashier, âI think it should go through.â Thor snickers because itâs definitely going to go through.
 Holding hands, they walk out of the jewelry shop when Tony spots a tattoo parlor. âWe should get wedding tattoos!â He cries. Thor quickly agrees. They rush into the parlor. Inside are two men chatting over a chair.
 âHello, we are here for wedding tattoos!â Thor proclaims.
 The one guy looks over at the other. âSam, which one do you want?â
 âYou can wrestle Blondie if he gets unruly. Iâll take Shorty.â Sam replies.
 âExcuse you.â Tony staggers forward. âYou canât take either of us. Weâre taking each other. Wedding tattoos, remember?â
 âI apologize.â Sam holds up his hands. âJust pick out what you want, sign these forms, and we can get you your tattoos.â
In the end, they both get TNT tattooed on their bicep. Tony surmises that this is great because 1.) Itâs Tony N Thor â TNT and 2.) He loves ACDC. Perfect tattoo. He also tells Sam secretly that he wants a little hammer tattooed on his buttcheek, for Thor. Little does he know that Thor is commissioning a tiny wrench on his own. Thor pays for the tattoos, and they head off to find Elvis to marry them.
 âHow much do you want to bet theyâll be back tomorrow demanding a refund or something?â Bucky smirks.
 Sam widens his eyes. âThey were.. something else, thatâs for sure. And Iâm positive I just tattooed Tony Starkâs ass.â
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Finding Elvis wasnât too hard. Standing up straight to say their vows was. In the end, Elvis declares them husbands and they kiss fervently.
 Heading back to their rooms to consummate their marriage, Thor asks Tony if he really wants to have sex. Tony snorts. âYea, we should have sex.â He walks into the room, flops down on the bed, and promptly falls asleep. Thor decides sleeping is a good idea and lays down next to him.
 Tony wakes up the next morning with a ringing hangover. He feels like shit and his bicep and right butt cheek hurts. Thereâs also someone in his bed, and they are ginormous. He cracks open one eye and quickly closes it. âToo bright.â He hisses.
 The door opens and closes. âWhat happened here?â Heimdallâs loud voice rings out.
 âHeimdall, please, for the love of all things holy, please quiet down.â Thor mumbles.
 âYea what Thor sa-â Wait. Thor? Tony sits up in bed quickly, almost blacking out from his hangover. âWhat the hell happened?â He groans, looking at Thor. âWhy are you in my bed?â
âTechnically, youâre in his.â Tony doesnât appreciate the amusement in Rhodeyâs voice. He tells the man so. His Honeybear has the gall to just laugh. Â âHere, take an aspirin and drink this.â Rhodey hands him a cup and a pill. He then gives one to Thor as well.
Tony sighs at the relief. He moves to get out of bed, but Rhodey stops him. âWait, we need to talk.â
 âDid you guys get married last night?â Heimdall calls from across the room. He holds up a paper; their marriage certificate.
 Thorâs eyes widen and Tony facepalms. âOh, fuck me.â He says.
 âWhatâs going on with you two?â Rhodey asks seriously. âYou both seem to hate each other sober and love each other drunk.â
 Tony knows the answer to his side. Heâs in love with Thor, but Thor would never love him. So Tony avoids him. He doesnât want his hopeless crush to get out of hand. âNot all of us have a healthy relationship like you two winners.â He tries to joke his way out of the situation, but Thor seems to have other ideas.
 âNothing changes for me when Iâm drunk or sober,â Thor says. âI love Tony, but he doesnât love me back. I donât mean to come on to him when drunk, but it seems drunk him doesnât mind.â
 Wait, WHAT? âWhen did I say I didnât love you back?â Tony retorts.
 Thor doesnât have an answer for him because Thor never professed his love sober. Both of the men sit on the bed trying to wrap their heads around the fact that they were in love. âI guess we should just stay married then?â Tony asks.
 Rhodey groans and hides his face in his hands.
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âLook, there they are.â Bucky nods to two men outside their shop. âI told you theyâd come back. Do you think we should just reject any drunk tattoo requests?â
 Sam cocks his head. âIâm sorry. When is there anyone sober in this area of Vegas? Do you want to go out of business?â
 Their clients from last night walk in the door. âHello.â The short man hold up a hand. âDid you two tattoo us last night?â
 âThat we did.â Sam nods.
 âThank you.â The large blonde one laughs. âWe got married last night, and we love the tattoos. Apparently, drunk us has some sense after all. I have no memory of last night.â
 âAll that matters is that we got married at the end of it.â Short guyâs eyes sparkle. âThank you for being a part of our journey. Iâm just leaving a tip.â He opens his wallet and gives both men a stack of twenties. âEnjoy yourselves.â
 âTones! Letâs go, or weâre leaving without you!â Someone calls from outside.
 Tony nods. âGotta go. Enjoy your day.â He pulls his husband out of the shop.
 Sam looks at Bucky. âWell, that was an experience.â
 âYea, Iâm glad we got married the normal way.â
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