Drunk joke: Money for the dry cleaner

There’s no shame in puking yourself if you have a great cover up story. It’s Saturday and that means our regular followers will probably hit the bar at some point today. And while you’re slowly intoxicating yourself there why not share a few drunk jokes with the people around you. We’ll help you get started with this one. And even if you get zero laughs the trick as described in the joke might…

"Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me."

Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed.

He turned to his wife: "Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What's going on?"

"Nonsense," said the wife. "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there."

Monday Daydream - What was the best drink you had this past weekend?