Jokes Of The Day

A little girl asks her mother and father how the human race came to be - her mother's answer is priceless... - latest joke

Funny Joke: A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle

Funny Joke: A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.

Funny Joke: I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his BDS degree on the wall, which bore his full name.

Funny Joke: Two elderly couples have their weekly meet up at a table in their local park. They take a seat, the ladies chat with one another across the table,

Funny Joke: When Forrest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forrest. We've heard a lot about you."

Funny Joke: A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of

Funny Joke: There was an elderly couple who in their old age... ... noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor.

Funny Joke: Dec 25 My dearest darling Edward, What a wonderful surprise has just greeted me! That sweet partridge, in that lovely little pear tree; what an

Funny Joke: The population of this country is 327 million. 76 million are retired. That leaves 251 million to do the work. There are 48 million