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Ok SO,,

3 traits I look for in a partner: humor, confidence (earned or unearned), reliability

2 places to go on a date: out for food and dranks 💖 or somewhere to walk around and look at stuff like a flea market or the fair ajskdkid

3 fav emojis 🥰✨😈

1 dumb thing that I am afraid of: ANTS or any bug that lives in swarms/ colonies (except for bees) and 1 very legitimate fear: teeth falling out

Congrats again ily bestie 💕

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Get ready for humor, confidence, and reliability with your date: Salacious B. Crumb! Being the natural performer that he is, Salacious is more than ready to keep you laughing the entire night with his floppy ears, messy hair, wide-and-oh-so-hypnotic eyes, gangly limbs, and an infectious cackle. Food and drink you say? That's literally his only motivation in life. They say the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach! So I hope you're willing to share whatever you decide to get for dinner with him. Getting some cotton candy at the fair? Just make sure you buy at least two extras for Salacious. Also, if you're not careful there's a high possibility that one of the game booth workers will mistake your new beau for one of their prizes. I'd stay away from the games lest you're accused of stealing one of their stuffed animals.

For my dating card:

If I were an animal I would be a cat because I am small, dramatic, and love to sit in sunny windows.

My ideal night out would be going for dinner and drinks to de-stress and just hang out! For a day in, I want to make mimosas brunch and watch reality tv until my brain rots.

Three qualities I'm looking for: chill, dependable, and adventurous! (i need someone to get me out of the house lol)

I'm listening to anything by Lizzo 💅

My own personal idea of hell would be sitting on a boring zoom call for several hours with nothing else to entertain me, no phone, no drawing, no one else to talk to. I don't even like thinking about it.

I can't wait to see who my match is :)

Hi Amber! I’ve found the perfect match for you.

Aah hi Amber! 💕

I am always so in awe of your passion and your strength. You are one of the hardest working people I know, and I am so inspired by the way you pour so much love into making a difference in other people's lives with your work. You deserve so much more recognition than you get, and I hope you know how much what you do matters and how many people look up to you and your huge heart.

(And, I always love getting to see the beautiful selfies you share! Seeing your happy face always brightens my day so much 💖) x

omg hiii amber 😳💕

5 things that make me happy! not necessarily in order

1. food. i love food i am a food enjoyer i love tasting things and eating meals but that’s just the kind of wacky silly person i am

2. ART!!! any kind of art or craft! painting drawing writing it all brings me so much joy

3. viddy games. i enjoy pressing buttons and controlling the little people on my tv!

4. my friends!!!! do i even need to explain this one

Here’s a fun fact: you are v talented and wonderful and everyone is in love with you

Hi Amber, I am really hoping you’re having a good weekend too! 💕 Please know I think the world of you, and that you are incredibly talented - I love everything you draw so much, and I can’t wait to see what you make next.

Amber!! 💖 Thank you, this is so sweet - and I love the questions you chose. I am in a Kit mood, so I picked this fic: Kit Fisto - Praise Kink

🐝 favorite piece of symbolism

“As curious as you are beautiful,” he smiles, “Let me get you ready, and you can see for yourself.”

I thought the little simile/symbolism of this part was cute, haha 💕

🔥 favorite piece of dialogue

“Ah.” He’s amused, his eyes crinkling at your self-inflicted embarrassment. “Sometimes the best way to satisfy curiosity is to experience it yourself.”

You’re already nodding as he tilts your chin to face him, asking “And would you like to, gorgeous? See for yourself?”

I liked this conversation because he knows exactly what she’s asking (and can sense her embarrassment) so he extends an offer in a way that’s sweet and charming and entirely up to her.

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You are always so kind and gentle and I so appreciate that about you. I think Rex would absolutely be drawn to that softness and you could both feel comfortable around each other, even when just hanging out 💖

It makes me so emo that you think I’m worthy of someone as wonderful and good-hearted as Rex, Amber 😭💕 thank you! x