fog weevil

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

@mexicanjayce

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

doctor sleepy just prescribed me with 5 more minutes

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

We all got that one mutual who cares too much about a bunch real life British men who starved to death in the arctic circa 1847

White people have something wrong with them

I can't stop thinking about that Baldwin quote about white gays' sense of injustice at not having the world on a plate like they were promised as White Children. You'll never unsee it. Same with white neurodivergent people oh my godddddddd

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis