fog weevil

A monkey could say "as chimple as that"

Whereas a shark might find themselves saying "Its actually rather chomplicated"

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

@mexicanjayce

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

doctor sleepy just prescribed me with 5 more minutes

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again