#cursed date

okay so for the celebration 👀

three things i look for in a partner: emotional intelligence/competency, able to see joy even in the small things, and uuuuuhhhh hung wait who said that. anyway number three is they have to be funny

two places i would want to go on a date: an old movie theater that only shows black and white classics, and an outdoor bar where i can sit under string lights and drink my mojito.

the fav emojis: 🤠✨🛸

things i’m afraid of: being ignored, not being liked by those i like and admire. also moths.

hope this is enough to find my true love 🤞🙏 love u bestie congrats again!!

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Congratulations! You've been paired with this dreamy, six foot eight inch, tall glass of lizard man, bounty hunter Bossk'wassak'Cradossk. Or as he prefers to be called, Bossk. This Trandoshan is dangerous at both ends if you catch my drift. He has a whip sharp tongue that's as talented as it is clever. And you know what they say about lizard men with giant clawed feet 😏 Bossk would love nothing more than to dine outside underneath bright lights with you! Order whatever you want off the menu because as soon as the sun sets, Bossk's meal should arrive. So don't worry about the moths. He'll be more than happy to take care of those delicious nasty little morsels bugs.

Spent the past weekend working furiously on art assets to help create a game in 48 hours for the GMTK Game Jam. The theme this year was 'Out Of Control', and the team I was part of designed and made a rhythm-based dating sim, Cursed Date!

hmmmm lets see for my application..

1.) i look for someone with self control bc i have little to none and we’d balance out, who is self assured/confident in themselves, but also just a little bit shy so i can make them blush

2.) call me cliche but i love museum dates, especially art museums. idk holding hands while you walk down a hall full of old paintings and statues can truly be so personal. also a big fan of just vibing at home. sometimes you gotta sit on the couch, talk about dumb shit and then decide you wanna bake a whole sheet cake at 10pm

3.) favorite emojis are 😳, 🧍🏻‍♀️and 🛒

4.) i’m afraid of maggots. and large bodies of water but only when they’re murky and i can’t see the bottom.

okay that’s all 🙈 ilysm tess congrats on 700 followers you deserve every single one and more!!! ✨💞💞💖✨💕✨💞

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Yaddle? Yum yum, am I right? Great things come in small packages and Yaddle is the prefect package for you! Yaddle is nothing if not patient, with tons of self-control, and confidence in their ability. Being a master of the Jedi way, you'll have loads of fun trying to tease a blush onto Yaddle's bright green cheeks. So cute! Your first date will be in the Jedi archives where Yaddle will walk you down literally every isle to show you all the information they have stored there. Get ready to spend hours, upon hours, upon hours of Yaddle going over the history of the Jedi, Trade Federation taxation laws, and proper holocron storage methods. It's a good thing you like spending time just sitting around and vibing! There won't be any cake though. Too indulgent for this serious Jedi.

1. The three traits I look for in a partner are kindness, stability and they must be DEVILISHLY handsome

2. Two places I like to go on dates? Well, one simply can’t go past a nine-course degustation bracketed with paired aperitifs. That, or an evening digging in the muck at the old junkyard, the dulcet tones of rats scrabbling all around under a gorgeous miasma of rot

3. My favourite emojis? 🦐🥸🥚

4. There are only two things I’m afraid of. First, the gnawing sense of inevitable meaninglessness brought about in moments of ennui when remembering with a crawling sort of understanding that we are all ultimately ephemeral sacks of electrical meat existing by pure chance alone and nothing we as a race of bipedal monkeys produce or destroy will matter in the eventual age of black holes in 40 < n < 100 wherein the dying universe eats itself and any remaining particles of matter are annihilated one by one until all that’s left is a void of nothingness. Second, Kevin Bacon.

(lakskakans don’t fkn ask why this semi-turned into a maul rp LOL pls make it a good one for me bb x)

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Kardue'sai'Malloc is one handsome Devaronian. As a former army captain on the run due to his deadly crimes, the two of you can anguish over your existential fears in shared romantic bliss as you help Kardue'sai'Malloc (or Labria, the name he might prefer we give to you) evade capture. He's one of the galaxy's highest bounties after all! Very sexy. Your first date will be a romantic shared charcuterie board served on the lid of a trashcan that Labria painstakingly dug through to procure your meal. The glow of the back alley lights will set the mood perfectly as he regales you with tales of his past war crimes.

Ok SO,,

3 traits I look for in a partner: humor, confidence (earned or unearned), reliability

2 places to go on a date: out for food and dranks 💖 or somewhere to walk around and look at stuff like a flea market or the fair ajskdkid

3 fav emojis 🥰✨😈

1 dumb thing that I am afraid of: ANTS or any bug that lives in swarms/ colonies (except for bees) and 1 very legitimate fear: teeth falling out

Congrats again ily bestie 💕

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Get ready for humor, confidence, and reliability with your date: Salacious B. Crumb! Being the natural performer that he is, Salacious is more than ready to keep you laughing the entire night with his floppy ears, messy hair, wide-and-oh-so-hypnotic eyes, gangly limbs, and an infectious cackle. Food and drink you say? That's literally his only motivation in life. They say the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach! So I hope you're willing to share whatever you decide to get for dinner with him. Getting some cotton candy at the fair? Just make sure you buy at least two extras for Salacious. Also, if you're not careful there's a high possibility that one of the game booth workers will mistake your new beau for one of their prizes. I'd stay away from the games lest you're accused of stealing one of their stuffed animals.

I love the idea of the dating service so much 🤭

Personality traits I look for: faithfulness, patience and wittiness

Places to go to on dates: castles / museums or a cozy pub

Favourite emojis: ✨👀🏵️

Things I'm afraid of: not meeting expectations and octopuses (yuck)

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This absolute hunk is Droopy McCool. He's the lead horn player of the Max Rebo Band and I think it shows. This cutie is absolutely drowning in attention from his fans but baby, he only has eyes for you. While playing the song he's most famous for, "Jedi Rocks", Droopy meets your eyes from across the dimly lit throne room in Jabba the Hutt's palace. He may be tootin that horn because he's being paid, but the music that's coming from his soul is strictly for you. Droopy is a true romantic at heart. After his set for Jabba, Droopy plans on immediately asking you to run away with him. Anywhere in the galaxy you want to go. Just as long as it's the two of you together... and his horn. Be prepared for this whirlwind love story the two of you are about to begin!

Personality traits- Loyalty, Someone who helps push me to be better, being passionate, creative and willing try to new things and experiences.

Two places to go on a date: Aquarium or a hiking trip :)

Three favourite emojis 💙 🌮😏

Two things I am afraid of: Deep waters and rollarcoasters 😅

This idea is super adorable 💙 Congrats again

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This fashion icon and future date of yours is Tion Medon, Port Administrator of Utapau. How lucky! A man with some authority. Very sexy of him. Tion would love to take you out anywhere where he can show off his outfit. And you too probably! So no hiking but the aquarium is perfect. Gives him plenty of chances to check his reflection in the glass. Tion will definitely push you to be the best self you can possibly be! Will he probably replace your entire wardrobe? Yes. Will you be completely uncomfortable? Also yes. Will you be the most fashionable people on Utapau? Yes. Just make sure to stay off the third level of the port when staying with Tion. Rumor has is some weird guy in a cape with a ridiculous cough is hiding out there. But a man in brown robes and a mullet should be by to take care of him.

1. Three personality traits: Smart, funny and caring

2. Two places: Tbh somewhere we can talk about anything so maybe a cafe or a bar

3. Three favourite emojis: ♥️🌻🦅

4. Things I’m afraid of: Spiders and heights

Thanks! And once again, congratulations!!! I hope you have a lovely day ✨

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Elan Sleazebaggano is very smart. He used to run a small business of selling deathsticks in night clubs! Such creativity! He had a real passion for it too. However, nowadays after a brief period of time where he rethought his entire life, Elan is now a Born Again Guardian of the Whills. This almost overnight transformation has made Elan even more caring than he once was! Enjoy your first date together by bar hopping across Coruscant to spread the good word of the Guardians of the Whills. Eventually Elan will take you to see any planet you desire. That is if Elan can get enough donations through proselytizing.