#dreadanon

Salem: "He can't afford a steed~!"

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Salem: Wizards will see you commandingthe shadows and say,

Ozpin: "She can't cast a spell of invisibility~!"

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Ironwood: Rebels will see your men swear their loyalty to you and say,

Robyn: "Goodness! A tyrant!"

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Robyn: Generals will see you defy their martial law and say,

Ironwood: "Stop right there, rebel scum!"

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Jaune: Assassins will see you give up your life for your friends and family and say,

Mercury: "He's not skilled enough to kill people!"

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Mercury: Knights will see you with a fat wad in your pocket and say,

Jaune: "He has no codes of honor!"

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Blake: Schnee Dust Company workers will watch you board their train with nothing but a ribbon and a blade and say,

Weiss: "She carries no letter of her kingdom's permission."

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Weiss: White Fang thugs will see you deposit lien into your bank account and say,

Jaune: W-We've been at a 90% casualty rate for over a month... My team just got executed for suspected treason!

RWBY Gameplay

Weiss: COME ON! LET ME SHOOT MY FUCKING RAIL GUN! YOU'VE BEEN ROLLING FOR FOURTEEN HOURS!

Elm: I think tiny Nevermores are cute.

Ironwood: HERESY! I SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH!

Harriet: I have six toes on my left foot.

Ironwood: MUTATION! I SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH!

Winter: I troll /rwby by pointing out Jaune's character arc with poor arguments, thus engaging both sides.

Ironwood: THAT- That... That's not a sin, Winter.

Winter: It's not?

Ironwood: No, but it is extremely weird and probably not a good use of your time.

Ironwood: I SENTENCE YOU TO TOUCH GRASS!

Winter: NOOOOOOOO!

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Yang: Dude, Salem is no joke! My friend was tortured for hours and it was horrible!