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These are the five discoveries Hiccup had made from his time with Toothless (and a small Terrible Terror), and used them in Dragon Training to help him get by and to bring down the Red Death.

1. Dragons hate eels and act all scared them they see them. - Used on a Hideous Zippleback.

2. There is a type of grass that is like cat nip to dragons with its sweet sent. - Used on a Gronckle.

3. They love being scratched and fall asleep when you scratch them in the right spot. - Used on a Deadly Nadder.

4. They chase shiny objects and lights on the ground like cats. - Used on a Terrible Terror.

5. They are not so fireproof on the inside. - Used on the Red Death.

No, he's alive. Turns out that during the Barbaric Archipelago Zombie Apocalyse of 1149, zombies found his charred remains, ingested them, and animated him anew. He wandered, undead, beneath the ocean for centuries until he stumbled into the Hidden World.

After studying advanced biochemical sciences in the present age, Stoick cured himself of zombieness. The only adverse effect of this cure was losing his ability to grow a beard. He now wears a prosthetic beard constructed from Jun's mother's over-fuzzy hat. It is highly distressing to Jun and she has nightmares about it every episode of Season 31.

As the new scientific antagonist of the show, Stoick repeatedly outwits Olivia Kullersen. It's a scrumptious dynamic, though, because not only do they argue about thermodynamics for 14 minutes, but because, over the course of the season, the two of them fall in love and have a quarter-Undead baby girl.

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