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So, this was originally a AU, but I kinda fell in love with this guy and decided to make him an OC.

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Name: Mujimatsu. (Translation: Plain pine tree.) Age: A few years older than the sextuplets. Job: Salaryman. Looks: He looks like this guy, (yes, with the glasses) but in the Osomatsu-san world he's considered plain. So plain that people often forget him.

Story: He shows up in one of the later seasons and is like, "hey, guys. Sorry I've been gone awhile. Business trips, you know?" And the sextuplets are reasonably frozen and look like, 'who is this stranger that just walked in our home?' until Osomatsu asks him, "who are you?"

Mujimatsu looks shocked for a moment before he's like, "who am I?! I'm your big brother!" Of course none of them are convinced, which makes him sigh and be like, "you guys always do this." He then goes to the photo album, wonders why it's taped up, unwraps it and shows them photos that the sextuplets had skipped when looking for evidence of why Jyushi is weird. The photos are from their childhood and low and behlod there is another kid there!

They rush up to their room and look in their closet where they find his boring clothes, and an extra futon! ("I thought that was for guests or something," Choromatsu says.)

They're still not convinced (thinking they might have ended up in an AU or something) and decide to ask the one character who would know if Muji is real; Iyami.

"Ah! Mujimatsu, the main character that turned into a side character. You've finally come," is what Iyami says when he first sees him. Iyami--the side character that turned into a main character--knows about Muji, among other forgotten characters in the series. He goes on to explain how Muji is from the -kun series, but he was so boring, so unfunny, so unpopular that he got pushed aside in favor of the sextuplets. That's why it took him so long to get to -san; the creators forgot he existed until now.

From that point he gets introduced to the other characters that also forgot him (including their parents!), and added to the cast....until they forget him again.

He loves his younger brothers dearly, but he's also jealous that they get to have this wacky adventures, and he's forgotten on the sidelines.

It's not that he doesn't wanna have a wild adventure like them, but the world won't let him have one.

Muji: Oh no! I forgot my wallet on the subway train. I wonder what wacky adventure I'll have to do to get it back? -smiles-

Guy: Sir! I'm glad I caught up to you. Here's your wallet. -hands it to him-

Muji: -detected- Oh…thanks.

He also has trouble connecting with them and their interests: He's even more of a lightweight than Kara and Ichi that even one sip has him on his ass, so he can't drink with them. He's afraid of heights, so he can't go on the roof like they do. He's allergetic to cats, so he can't hang out with Ichi when he's around them. He sucks at sports and has no stamina, so he can barely play with Jyushi. He can't handle too much energy, so idol concerts are out of the question. He also has such terrible luck with gambling that he actually effects Oso's winnings!

Like once Oso took him to Pachinko. Oso had won the jackpot, but while he's celebrating, Muji comes over to see it. The moment he comes near Oso, the machine actually sucks the balls back up into itself! "HUH?! That can't happen!" Oso shout, then proceeded to beat the machine to get them back until the staff threw him and Oso out.

But what he lacks in...most things, he makes up for in being there for them: They need a shoulder to cry on? He's there. Need advice? He's there. Need money? Well...he is there and does want to spoil his brothers, but sometimes he lies and says he's out of money (he needs it too!), but of course this doesn't work and he's beaten up by the others to get what he's trying to hide.

Personality: Yeah, he's boring and plain, but underneath there's more to him; He's nice, shy, and a whiner. He's often whining to his friends (who are also forgotten side characters) about how unfair it is that he's left in the dust just because he's not as "wacky and silly" as the other characters. He wishes his efforts were appreciated, especially by his family.

He's a shy and awkward guy that has trouble connecting with others, which is why he doesn't have a girlfriend (which is also why the sextuplets haven't murdered him). Totty tried to take him to a mixer once, but Muji was so awkward and sweated so much that everyone felt awkward, and it ruined the night.

Yes; he's a virgin.

So basically: He's plain, he's boring, he's forgettable, he's awkward, but damn is he adorkable.

I’m so glad these nerds were included too! :Db

Q: What is written on the sleeve of your hoodie (including the part that's hidden)? A: It says "MARS", where famous aliens are said to live! Actually, the special material this hoodie is made of liberally uses NASA technology and is waterproof, fireproof, and dust-proof!

Q: Have you ever gone to the occult shop off-campus? If you did, what did you buy there? A: I'm glad you asked. There are several occult shops I shop at regularly, but among them, the one near the school island has a very wide variety of items. It's an occult shop with a venerable history as generations of students who like the occult have utilized it. A popular item there is the mystery bag that might contain fragments of OOPARTS! Right, just the other day I obtained an interesting plant growing kit from an overseas occult colleague by trading cursed goods I bought at that shop. It could be hiding that legendary evil plant... (the rest is omitted) (aka he talked too much and was cut off by the “interviewer” haha)

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Q: When Ito-kun decided to do his best to become a teacher, did you give him any advice? If you have any advice for Ito-kun, who's just become a teacher, please tell us! A: It seems his friends helped and supported him with studying for the staff examination. I only learned about his dream for the future when he came to the school for his student teaching. I guess I told him that he should stay like himself from his school days.

Q: Dr. Matsuoka, who is your special person? Please tell us at least a little about them. A: My special person is a researcher my age. We live together in a place I can commute to the school by motorcycle from. Things happened and there was a time when he was ill, but now that he's recovered he's returned to his research position. (Hiroyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :DDDDD)

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