Training Devil New Hunters
"Welcome to Dante's Ikea Inferno, a Super Stylish Extra Spicy Spook Alley Extraordinaire! As would-be demon hunters, your two goals are as follows: kill all the demons in the building, and reach the roof without being ripped to bits by the previously mentioned one hundred and one demons! Don't worry, I'll be your guardian devil tonight in case things get out of hand, and I will also be awarding extra points for the coolest takedowns! 'But Dante!' I hear you cry, 'We don't care about dying horribly! The real problem is that we can't stylishly hunt demons without a kickass soundtrack!' Well never fear, because I have an excellent song all cued up for you. Let me just get that—Hey! What the—?!" Scuffling sounds were followed by the sound of glass breaking and something heavy falling over. "Let go, you jerk! I'm going to shove that sword up your nose if you don't quit that! Let me go alread—" There was a yelp, then a new voice spoke over the intercom,
"Forgive the interruption, gentlemen, but there has been a change of plans. We're going to make this scenario more realistic. Despite my namesake's allegorical role, I will not be guiding or protecting you on your journey through this modern labyrinth. If you have trouble believing I would be so callous, please remember that I am an immortal devil and have already made peace with the fact that most of you will die in the next half century anyway," his voice went suddenly cold, "and the remaining personage is a failed lesson and a downright nuisance." Tone lightening again, he added, "I will however, play the music Dante has cued, as I also like this song. Enjoy your evening at Dante's Inferno, and try not to die."
Pick the song! (youtube links to each under "read more")
"Superbeast" by Rob Zombie
"Square Hammer" by Ghost
"Toxic" by Brittany Spears (because it'd be funny)










