Writing an Amy x Sidepiece fic, yet plagued by one question:
What to do with Disjoint?
Kill him
Break Sidejoint up
Add him to their threesome
Forcefem him (than add to threesome)
Make him date Bianca
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Writing an Amy x Sidepiece fic, yet plagued by one question:
What to do with Disjoint?
Kill him
Break Sidejoint up
Add him to their threesome
Forcefem him (than add to threesome)
Make him date Bianca
THE SLUG

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[video starts] Sidepiece: My name's Sidepiece and I'm going to be making a wedding cake. On a budget, obviously. Sidepiece: But that's not the main video. The main video is that I cannot cuss or the video ends. And if you're a recurrent viewer or, you know, can just look at me and tell, I... I like words. Sidepiece: This started because Disjoint challenged me. He was like: "I bet you can't make an entire video without cussing." And I went: "You know what? Fuck you." [video ends]
I think Disjoint is the best example of “shitty power that turns out to be really useful” in the entire series.
And I don’t mean that he’s secretly overpowered. He’s not. A normal person could probably kick his ass.
But he’s so damn useful.
The ability to just teleport your eyes and ears wherever you want to spy on someone?
Fucking up someone’s aim or vision by teleporting your hands onto their weapon or face?
Grabbing your phone charger and teleporting it back to your arm instead of getting up to get it?
So damn useful.
Disjoint, from the Web serial Novel Ward by Wildbow.
Read Ward here: https://www.parahumans.net/2017/10/21/glow-worm-0-1/
Read Worm, the first installment in the series, here. https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2011/06/11/1-1/
If you can't describe how you feel to yourself, you can't be sure whether you're feeling—or that you feel at all. Consciousness as unreliable narrator. The self is a play that you watch from the audience—you affect it, but you can't control it.
Elisa Gabbert, The Self Unstable

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Im losing my shit
Naked 14 – 4
I am from another time
We should start a Sidejoint (Sidepiece + Disjoint) agenda. They are simply too cool.