#disaster batch

Fox: today, I’m fueled with hate, coffee and Absolut vodka

Ponds: …

Cody: Skywalker came home with Rex last night at 4am and he fell asleep on Fox’s bed

Fox: again

Fox: and he broke the polar bear mug

Ponds: you hate that mug

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🐺’s DO NOT INTERACT:

A/N: after the events of Chapter 9 of Ruby and Gold. You can find it on my Foxiyo masterlist.

[Chat: Disaster Batch] Welcome [CC-2224], [CC-5052], [CC-3636], [CC-6454], [CC-1010]

[CC-3636] Wolffe: well boys

Wolffe: looks like our fox’ika is all grown up now

[CC-5052] Bly: *gasp*

Bly: fox’ika is this true???

[CC-6454] Ponds: imma have to put this on mute bc droids

Ponds: but fox’ika vod

Ponds: welcome to the blue girlfriend club, population: you and Bly

Bly: if the droids or Fox don’t kill you

Bly: I will

[CC-2224] Cody: wait, where is Fox?

Wolffe: oh, he’s trying to find his comm unit under his bunk

Wolffe: I’m reading this out loud to him until he does

Cody: I wish I could be surprised but

Cody: the two of you together somehow always end up like this

Wolffe: we resent that

[CC-1010] Fox: I resent you right now

Wolffe: and yet I’m still your favorite

Fox: at the moment I like the entire senate more than you

Bly: but is it true

Fox: of course it’s not true

Wolffe: that’s not what you said last night

Fox: you got me drunk last night di’kut

Cody: it’s not just wolffe that’s been worried about you fox’ika

Fox: what the kriff does that mean

Fox: ...one of the Guard told you something

Bly: Thire

Fox:

Fox: the GAR is about to be down two commanders

Cody: just once let me have plausible deniability

Wolffe: Fox, you’ve been wearing her jewelry under your blacks for months now

Bly: woah woah whAT

Wolffe: and you gave her your blaster

Wolffe: did you know that exchanging gifts like that is a declaration of intention to court in some cultures?

Fox: you’re not serious

Cody: no he actually is

Cody: happened to Skywalker accidentally

Cody: twice

Fox: I

Fox: don’t

Fox: have feelings

Fox: for the Senator.

Bly: you don’t want to acknowledge them, at least

Wolffe: do you even hear yourself Bly

Fox: chuchi is friendly to all the men, and it wouldn’t be right if I didn’t treat her in the same manner

Cody: vod... you gave her your blaster.

Cody: that alone means more than what you’re saying to us now

Fox: tell that to yourself next time you tell us about carrying kenobi’s lightsaber, kote

Fox: she is a senator and proved deserving of our respect

Fox: there is nothing else going on

Fox: so back. off.

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