#director lazard

*cracks knuckles aggressively*

Lizard man >:)

Ooooo okay!!!!

Lazard: ...

Lizard: 🦎

Lazard: ...well, that didn't look like Zack. I suppose I'll have to take care of you until we find the culprit of this latest pun. Prank. Prun? Pank? *Sighs and heads into his office, absentmindedly petting the lizard*

Lizard: 🦎

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Zack: Yo, director, wazz- PFFFT

Lazard: Hello, Lieutenant Fair, can I help you?

Lizard: 🦎

Zack: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Lazard: Ah, it seems you are short of breath, please take a moment.

Zack: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH *wheeze* director AHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHEEZE DIRECTOR LIZARD *collapses laughing until he passes out*

Lazard: Well, it seems he was just as surprised as I, what do you think?

Lizard: 🦎

Lazard: Yes, I quite agree.

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Tseng: ...Do I want to know?

Zack's body: 🤤

Lazard: Hmm...I'm not sure.

Lizard: 🦎

Tseng: Alright then.

Lazard: Very well. Our next order of business...

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Zack: hahahahahaha *slowly waking* hey guys you'll never believe what...SHIVA'S FROSTY NIPS I WASN'T DREAMING AHAHAHHAHAHABABAHHAJHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DIRECTOR LIZARD *laughs himself into a coma again*

Lazard: Don't mind him, Mark, and please set up the heat lamp in this corner.

Mark: Sure thing, boss. Man, you picked out a real beaut, the XG-9000 is used in zoos for couerls.

Lazard: Mhm, its use in zoos was precisely why I selected it.

Mark: Right on. Welp, that'll do 'er. Just got to plug 'er in and...

XG-9000: 🌞🌞🌞

Lizard: 🦎

Lazard: Stunning, thank you, Mark.

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Sephiroth: 🐱

Lazard: Ah, hello, Sephiroth, did y-

XG-9000: 🌞🌞🌞

Sephiroth: 🤤

Lizard: 🦎

Zack: 🤤 hehehe

Sephiroth: *happy sleep purrs under the heat lamp*

Lazard: ...cute.

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Angeal: Director? Have you seen Zack and Se...phi...roth... Let me guess, Zack gave you a lizard, passed out from laughing, and Sephiroth got trapped in the artificial sunbeam?

Lazard: Mmm, I knew there was a reason I paid you more than the other Firsts. Though it was not Zack's direct gift, surprisingly enough.

Lizard: 🦎

Angeal: Shall I haul Zack off and leave Sephiroth to you then?

Lazard: Yes please.

Angeal: *salutes and gets to work*

Zack: hehehehe director lizard zzzzzzzz 🤤 *while being dragged off*

Sephiroth: 🤤 zzzzzzz purrrr

Lizard: 🦎

This blog makes more sense if you read it in chronological order! To save you from scrolling more and more as this blog grows, I'm making a list dedicated to keeping track of everything I post!

I managed to get there just in time to see what they were talking about this time, but...as much as I enjoy leaking content to you guys, I feel so wrong right now. But...I still wanted to share my thoughts.

Here's the log. Just read it first. There's not much else I can say without it.

I feel like I've just betrayed them by leaking this chat.

The others were funny, so it was okay...They were all just friends having fun. But yet...as much as I didn't want to post this one, I felt myself feeling so distraught over what they said today. I needed someone to show this to. I wanted to see if anyone could feel the weight that I did reading this log.

I don't know as much about Sephiroth or the SOLDIERs as I would like, despite practically being their #1 fan. I liked them SO MUCH that I hacked into their group chats and messages in general, and even some extra stuff, yet...I don't know what to feel about this chat.

Why does Sephiroth seem so sad? What happened to him?

It seemed like Angeal went to go meet him at the end. All I can say is I hope Angeal was able to help him out with whatever that was. I hope they're okay.

Anyway...