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#😊 #😃 😬🤣 💫💫💫 #Dilbert #comics #strip by Scott Adams for June 26, 2021: 💫💫💫 Too Busy To Train!💫💫💫 #Boss #Asok #Wally #Dogbert #Alice #Carol #ted #Tina #DilbertDaily #daily #Monday #workingfromhome #WFH #remotework #text https://www.instagram.com/p/CQqx_sdpFJd/?utm_medium=tumblr

#😊 #😃 😬🤣 💫💫💫 Dilbert Comic Strip by Scott Adams for November 08, 2019: 💫💫💫 Wally Compared To A Placebo 💫💫💫 #Dilbert #Dogbert #TheBoss #Boss #Wally #Alice #Asok #Catbert #Carol #Ratbert #Ted #Tina #DilbertDaily #daily #Comic #Cartoon #smile #work #office #business #Placebo #Project #Fail #Coincidence #Success https://www.instagram.com/p/B4oiAF3pD5U/?igshid=e2n7qrrwjd24

#😃 #😬 #🤣 #😂 #😆 #😁 #😄 #😃 #😃 #😀 #Dilbert #classics #strip by Scott Adams for March 18, 2018: 💫💫💫 #fun #funny #comics #comic #dilbertdaily

#😊 #😃 😬🤣 💫💫💫 #Dilbert #comics #strip by Scott Adams for March 19, 2018: 💫💫💫 Porch Thief Neutralized 💫💫💫 Alice: Uh-oh. My home security system is showing a thief stealing a package from my front door. Activating particle beam defense. The threat has been neutralized. Dilbert: When you say "neutralized," does that mean... Alice: Activating crime scene cleanup drone. 💫💫💫 #Boss #Asok #Wally #Dogbert #Alice #Carol #ted #Tina #violence #retaliation #delivery #package #stealing #theft #ring #technology #DilbertDaily #daily

#😃 #😬 #🤣 #😂 #😆 #😁 #😄 #😃 #😃 #😀 #Dilbert #classics #strip by Scott Adams for March 14, 2018: calendar #📆 2018 💫💫💫 #fun #funny #comics #comic #dilbertdaily #mentor #teaching #responsibility

#😊 #😃 😬🤣 💫💫💫 #Dilbert #comics #strip by Scott Adams for March 12, 2018: 💫💫💫 Meeting Rooms Are Booked 💫💫💫 Dilbert: My project stalled because all of our meeting rooms have been reserved by managers just in case they need them. My current plan for success is to wait until one of you dies sow e can use your meeting room. Boss: Let's not do project status reports anymore. 💫💫💫 #Boss #Asok #Wally #Dogbert #Alice #Carol #ted #Tina #meetings #managers #scheduling #conflict #DilbertDaily #daily

#😊 #😃 😬🤣 💫💫💫 #Dilbert #comics #strip by Scott Adams for March 11, 2018: 💫💫💫 💫💫💫 Dilbert: What would you say are your biggest weaknesses? Man: I like to rifle through my coworkers' desks when they aren't looking. But I don't steal anything unless I know I can frame someone else for the crime. I leave for work an hour late every day and blame traffic. I avoid accomplishing goals so I won't feel like sellout. Sometimes I'll start a trash fire just to get out of a meeting. And I've gotten every one of my bosses fired for things they didn't say or do. Boss: Would he be a good fit? Dilbert: I like what he has to offer. 💫💫💫 #Boss #Asok #Wally #Dogbert #Alice #Carol #ted #Tina #interview #hiring #honesty #immoral #ulterior #motives #UlterioMotives #weakness #strength #DilbertDaily #daily

#😊 #😃 😬🤣 💫💫💫 #Dilbert #comics #strip by Scott Adams for March 08, 2018: 💫💫💫 Alice Mentors The New Guy 💫💫💫 Alice: our boss asked me to mentor you. But don't expect too much from me because I see you as a competitor for my job. Man: May I have a mentor who doesn't see me as a threat? Boss: Why? So you can take my job? 💫💫💫 #Boss #Asok #Wally #Dogbert #Alice #Carol #ted #Tina #mentor #mentee #competition #threat #paranoia #protege #DilbertDaily #daily