#dogbert

He poofs back into a human after some time (naked would be funny but not required if u don’t wanna) while on top of reader, and the first thing he does is kiss them X3c

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“awoooo! awwwooooo!” were heard around the office, and someone was about to throw a pencil cup at robert. somehow, robert was transformed into the cutest dog you’ve ever seen. however his attitude at everyone wasn’t very cute, as he awooed at anyone who walked past him. you cooed ar your office seat, hand on your cheek as you adore the state robert was in. was he amused? definitely not, he had an important meeting today, which happened to be canceled and rescheduled due to his situation.

the sound of nails on the floor made you turn and smile. beef seemed pretty excited as well, having his owner become his new pet pal. the two were seen walking together, robert stopped and looked up at you. he was a beautiful bernese mountain dog, his coat looked so soft and fluffy. you could resist before petting his head, then his chin. robert was hesitant, his eyes looked at you before they visibly got bigger. eventually his entire iris was a big circle, he was in heaven as you scratched the right spots. he leaned against you, losing balance making you laugh. robert couldn’t care less, is this why dogs enjoy this? he would stay a dog forever if that meant he would be loved and babied by you.

his breed was relatively bigger then other dogs, so having robert lay right next to your office chair wasn’t a big deal. beef and robert laid down next the chair, while you worked. the sounds of keyboard taps, soft chatter, the coffee machine calmed robert. the smells around him consisted of beef and you, helping jim’s relax himself as he began to sleep. the snores were heard throughout the office, you smile and record a video of robert sleeping next to beef. you sent the video to chase, then he sent it to robert’s team. a few reacted with emojis, but the worst part was when they all had the video of dogbert snoring.

it wasn’t that blazer was a terrible dispatcher, but she was a terrible dispatcher. robert even started barking at her because she wouldn’t listen. he was way to big to sit in her lap and point with his nose who to pair together. instead he sat next to her, and tried to point with his paw. instead, she shooed him away and told him a quick ‘i’ve got this!’ before forcing him to lay down next to you. he growled before listening, and laying his head in your lap. he avoided looking up at you, before feeling the palm of your hand brush his fur. he sighed heavily and heard you laugh. beef sat down next to robert’s tail, as you continued to baby the big dog.

it was pretty funny that robert had big eyebrows as a dog, you took many pictures of him in funny angles or trying to drink out of a dog bowl. he spent the entire day as a big fluffy dog, he even got to go on a walk. of course, there were a lot of weird stares because no one has ever seen a big dog hold a leash with its mouth and walk a tiny dog before. he doesn’t want to talk about how he used the bathroom and pissed in a bush. when he returned, robert placed the leash in the palm of your hand to unleash beef. while doing so, a big cloud ‘proof!’ in front of you. coughing and waving the cloud dust out of your eyes and nose, you looked up to see robert on all fours in his work uniform.

the two of you stared at each other, while other coworkers saw the same thing. a few were shocked and concerned, while you were mainly confused because how did he turn back? with little time to think robert had stood up quickly, and gave you a quick kiss on the lips. you were even more confused, and flustered as you looked at robert. he covered his mouth and coughed, before mumbling— “thank you.. for uh, watching and taking care of me. i never knew you had a soft side for me.” you nod slowly, a giant smile on your lips. “yeah.. anytime.” robert nodded before picking up beef, bidding goodbye and quickly walking back to his office. he needed some space for the rest of the day, he’ll deal with the teasing tomorrow. however, you placed two fingers on your lips, the exact place where robert had kissed you. a cheeky smile appeared on your face, you then began to follow behind robert to your own office.

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“awwooo, cough sorry something was stuck in my throat.”