Staring down at his phone, Ouma snorts. It was, admittedly, an impulsive decision on his part: standing in front of a mirror to get a ‘sexy’ shot of himself out of amusement more than anything else. Turns out, what he got was no picture of his nude body but instead his big fat thumb covering the frame, leaving everything but a slither of his legs to the imagination.
Normally, he'd delete such an incriminating image, but Ouma might know someone that'd appriciate this wonderful image of himself. The person in question better, because he's not going to get anything more than this!
He knows people'd kill ( literally―he knows the types of crazy fans he has ) for… whatever this was. For some reason.
MSSG TO ➡ MOMOTA KAITO...
King Horse (11:41 PM) : Hiii Momo-chan!
King Horse (11:42 PM) : Since you've been holed up in your room and you're a lonely dumbass who gets no bitches here's something to keep you busy on lonely nights! (⋈◍＞◡＜◍)。✧♡
King Horse (11:44 PM) : [IMG ATTACHMENT]
Snickering, Ouma puts the phone down. Time to wait for his beloved Momota's reaction!
*you recieved a notification, but weirdly enough, it isn't from your tumblr account!
He immediately goes to check his phone as he hears the notification sound
** notification at 11:44 PM from King horse
Ouma.....chatting with Ouma is often than not a Russian roulette with very slim chances of getting an actual normal conversation yet Momota always makes sure to reply instantly because there's always the possibility of Ouma genuinely needing his help (even if that's the case, Momota has to first solve whatever riddle Ouma throws at him before he can actually understand what's going on.)
(And while he doesn't like to admit it, maybe he does enjoy the chaos)
》 OPEN CHAT WITH KING HORSE
Well, if this was a game of Russian roulette, then Momota got the bullet this time, as he sees the first message about how he's "a lonely asshole that gets no bitches" and before he can argue
That he does in fact get bitches (man,don't call them that ....) And HES ESPECIALLY NOT LONELY (he's FAMOUS for attracting ugly people in FACT!)
But even through his pride he focuses on the mysterious picture, Ouma's message implies that it might be...ahem. a //certain// type of pic...
He can't help but shake as he stares at the blank screen with the words "do you want to see more?" That seem to be staring back at him, judgingly.
Its not like he wants to see it,okay? He's just curious!
(Who is he kidding?, of course wants to)
....he puts all of his remaining courage to click on it....AND.....AND!!!!
...........Complete darkness
Ok. Now he feels sorta stupid for thinking this was genuine,this is OUMA of course he wouldn't do something like that. Does Momota even know him????
And before he can really think about it he starts aggressively typing:
Momota Kaito (12:01 AM): ?????????????
Momota Kaito (12:01 AM): WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN?????????????
Momota Kaito (12:02 AM): WHY.
Momota Kaito (12:03 AM): you put your thumb over the Pic btw. Dumbass
And then he kept going with various text of similar vein for at least a couple of minutes, till he realized that he just admitted to have clicked the picture which was for SURE gonna result in hours, no. days, no. MONTHS of teasing.
He let Ouma win this time. Dammit.
