#dgalerab

well folks, I can confidently say I was scared the worst I've ever been scared in my history of the game today... TWICE. like scared so bad I might have nightmares

I wish I had a recording, I was screaming bloody murder and I sing so I have great lung capacity. the friends I was playing with said "discord cut you off after the first half second but you went silent for like 20 seconds straight so we figured you must still be yelling" 😭😅😂

the cause? a deathslinger in the racoon city police department with the perk: machine learning

I screamed so loud I was afraid the neighbors were gonna come knock on the door and see if everything was alright. my boyfriend on the other end of the apartment took his noise-canceling headphones off to see what was wrong

27: favorite fanfic author of the year

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Oh I can answer this one!

100% dgalerab, and he's been my favourite fanfiction author for like 3 years now I'm fairly sure (since I discovered him, basically). (Shout out specifically to the 'Love' series in the Bungou Stray Dogs fandom, and the 'Predicament Bondage' fic in the IT fandom, which I'm not even IN, and I don't even know who the characters ARE and it 100% did. not. matter.)

And then whitesheep for all things pornographic. If you want a fine pornography purveyor for monsterfucking, incest, noncon, age gap (including underage) and a great deal more, they are who you want to be reading. Fucking amazing. Reminds me of the old days of being in the Thorki fandom, but with far more filth. Shout out to the Leonardo series.

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anyways read Wish Upon a Star for clear skin it delivers on all the domestic content and Five whump/hc that canon refuses to give us!!! overall great plot with great wish fulfillment and I’m furious I already recced AEFAE on my rec blog bc now I wanna gush about it there again!!! (if you somehow haven’t already, read it here!)

Eddie pinned Richie’s arms. “What’d I say, Stan?”

“A hundred,” Stan said.

“I thought you were kidding!”

“Do I joke about punishment kisses?” Eddie said, putting his entire body on top of Richie’s arms and kissing his cheeks.

“This,” Richie insisted, screwing up his face as Eddie gave him a kiss on the nose, “is cruel,” another kiss on the cheek, “and,” he flailed, but not hard enough to keep Eddie from kissing the other cheek, “unusual…” another kiss, “unusual…”

He trailed off, going quiet.

“He never manages to complain past ten,” Bev remarked.

Fantastic take on a post-canon concept, essentially a new season 2. Lots of time travel shenanigans. (Now part of a series, Timelines 1-2.1, which can be found here.)

“As the world ends, Five takes his siblings back into their child bodies on the day he originally left. With the knowledge of how the world ends fresh in their minds, the Hargreeves siblings do what they can to leave clues for their past selves on how to grow up a little less fucked up before returning to the present.

@dgalerab Your writing is amazing and I love your fix-it series so much I had to make a model of Stan, Eddie, and Richie’s apartment in the Sims 4! I could talk about every inch of this place but  I’m also super curious to find out what I got right and wrong? (there’s lil annotations on each picture because i couldn’t help myself though) My favourite part was covering up all the books in the bookshelves and then adding a bunch of them on the floor (I missed a few in the shelf by the kitchen but I’m thinking they’re cook books that none of them ever use?) I was hesitating to put up the giant pride flag but I couldn’t stop thinking about Stan putting it up in the living room in hopes of smoking Richie out :p 

god i literally made a fb post about not wanting to watch the first one bc hours after i decided i wasn't up for sibling death in a movie there was just a red balloon floating down my dorm hallway and i thought that was funny and fb memories reminded me of this recently and i was like... WELL