Coffee shop au where Virgil starts working at a cafe where Janus and Patton work, but customers who are mean and yell stress him out, so it plays out in two ways.
Janus steps in between Virgil and customer, hits the (probably fine) coffee off the counter, and goes “I’m sorry, there’s no one behind me. Honestly, you were just screaming at the wall. I got so worried. No there’s not a person behind me. If you keep yelling at the air, I’m afraid we’ll have to escort you out. Now, can I get your order? No, there wasn’t properly made coffee there. What would you like?”
Or
Patton singing to the music playing as loud as the customer screaming so Virgil can’t hear before ushering him to the back and making him hot cocoa before PHYSICALLY FIGHTING ANYONE WHO DARES—
And yes he has two supportive, protective boyfriends by the end
