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WOOHOO LET'S GO POLYARTOBER DAY 1 ''Lovers''

Dex was NOT ready for what awaited in his mailbox today ALSO: Keep reading if you wanna see what the actual love letters are!! (courtesy of my best friend @aristocrating who offered to write them all without me even having thought of that)(they're all SO good)

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Can i prompt dex x holster pls pls please!!!

ok you didn’t give me a number so I skimmed through the prompts and found something that spoke to me. Ftr, the prompt is the first line of this drabble.

writing prompts for dexrarepair week

“You’re in my seat.” Dex pulls out one of his headphones, setting his book down on the coffee table in front of him. He looks up at Holster who’s not too subtly scowling at him. “What?” “You’re sitting in my seat, William,” Holster repeats. Dex furrows his eyebrows. “You weren’t here before.” “I know—” “You didn’t call seatbacks,” he says. Holster sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose. “I understand—” “I was here first,” Dex reiterates. “Dex, c’mon.” Holster gestures emphatically at the couch. “This is my spot. I sit here every Monday night. You’re taking up my valuable couch-front property.”“That doesn’t make it your seat,” Dex argues. “Would you just—give me my seat already?” “No,” he insists. “Dex,” Jack shouts. “Just give him the seat.” He can’t really argue with his captain. But, because Holster has interrupted him rereading The End of the Tour—and generally put Dex in a shitty mood—he grabs the seat cushion as he gets up.“You’re taking the cushion?!” Holster stammers. “I only had to give you the seat,” Dex says defiantly. “But the cushion is the essence of the seat!” Dex quirks a brow indifferently. Holster opens his mouth to protest. But the he shuts it. “You’re pulling a Joey on me.”“I don’t know what that means,” Dex lies. “I’m calling shenanigans, sir,” Adam shouts. Dex shrugs.”You’re the one who wanted the seat so badly.” Which is how Dex finds himself on the floor, pinned between the seat cushion and Holster, less than a minute later. “Get off of me!” He shouts.“Give me my cushion back,” Adam offers. “Fat chance,” Dex hisses. Holster grinds his ass further into Dex’s spine. Dex flushes indignantly. “Get your gigantic ass off me!” “You like my ass, admit it!”“That’s not the point,” Dex yelps. Holster freezes at his admission. A blush creeps up Dex’s neck. “You like my ass, huh?” Adam waggles his eyebrows. The tone of his voice suggests he’s only half kidding. That’s enough for Dex. “Not when it’s crushing me,” he protests. “Right, sorry.” Holster rolls off of him. Suddenly they’re both on the floor, staring at each other.Holster flashes him a cocky grin. “You like Friends, huh?” Dex snorts. “That’s your idea of a pick up line, isn’t it?” “Maybe,” he says. “Is it working?”Dex purses his lips. “Maybe. Depends.”“On what?” “Were they on a break, Holster?” Holster groans. “Maybe? Does it matter? Ross was driving Rachel away.” Dex nods, “good answer.” Adam scoots over so their arms are pushed against each other. “Rebuttal question: Liz of Jenna?”Dex crinkles his nose. “On 30 Rock? Simple, Liz for meals. Jenna for kegsters.” He swears his sees Holster’s eyes pop out of his skull.“Marry me,” Adam murmurs. Dex chuckles. “We can watch that later too.” And yea, maybe most people don’t start dating while referencing TV shows on the living room floor of their frat house. But it works for them.

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Dex Holster anything i mean but if i can be specific maybe date night ?

I s’pose I shall pick a prompt from my list

“I just want to make it stop!”

for @dexrarepairweek

“Holster, stop,” Dex protests.

“No,” he huffs.

When Holster decided to take them mini golfing, Dex had some reservations. First of all, Holster’s super competitive. Second, Dex hasn’t been mini-golfing since he was nine. Still, it wasn’t that hard to figure out how to putt. And the goofy smile Holster got when he was trying to “teach Dex the fine art of putt putt” was worth the laughs of bratty nine year olds.

Now on the sixteenth hole, however, Dex is at an impasse. Holster is, theoretically, one stroke away from sinking it in the hole. Holster started using innuendo around hole ten, and now Dex can’t unthinking it. But that’s another matter.

The real issue is Holster keeps flubbing. He’s eight strokes above par. And now he won’t stop readjusting his position and stance.

“Seriously, Holster,” Dex says as he rubs his temple.

“William, I am trying my best,” Holster banters.

“You’re overthinking a kiddie game,” he says with a narrow gaze.

“I’m doing the best I can!”

“I just want to make it stop. This is supposed to be fun!”

Holster freezes. “You’re not having fun?”

Dex blushes, averting his gaze. He clenches his fists around his club. “It was funny before. But you’re spending more time getting worked up about a stupid ball. I just…thought this was a date.”

He doesn’t look up when Holster puts a hand on his shoulder. But then Holster lifts his chin so their eyes can meet. His are soft and empathetic in a way that makes Dex’s stomach do somersaults.

“It is a date,” Holster says softly. “Or it’s supposed to be. I’m sorry. I want us to have fun together.”

Dex nods hesitantly.

Holster quirks a brow. “Wanna go grab smoothies?”

Dex balks. “We’ve got two holes left.”

“If you’re not having fun, I’m not having fun.” Holster grins. “I wanna do whatever makes you happy.”

He considers this for a moment. “Is it ok if we finish this first? I like watching you enjoy yourself too.”

Holster kisses him chastely on the lips. “You bet your sweet hockey ass we can.”

Dex rolls his eyes. He literally signed up for this.

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