And yeah so here's a Team Red shipping bingo bc I love Them (Daredevil/Spidey/Deadpool if you don't know)

Low-Tech Hijinks: A Marvelous Beach Trip

Chapter 13: Otherwise Preoccupied

When the Avengers go on a low-tech beach vacation getaway (with Spidey in tow), matchmaking the unsuspecting Iron Man and Captain America becomes a team-building exercise.

Rated Teen, up to 60k and counting, Stony, Hulkeye, Marvel Red Team, Background Thorki, Pre-DevilSpideyPool, Domestic Avengers, Meddling, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Light Angst, Fluff And Humor, Steve Rogers and Tony Stark Need To Use Actual Words, Bad Matchmaking, Mutual Pining, Snarky Human Disaster Clint Barton, Unscarred Wade Wilson, Teen Peter Parker, Unrequited Love

Chapter 12: Marooned and Confused

When the Avengers go on a low-tech beach vacation getaway (with Spidey in tow), matchmaking the unsuspecting Iron Man and Captain America becomes a team-building exercise.

Rated Teen, up to 60k and counting, Stony, Hulkeye, Marvel Red Team, Background Thorki, Pre-DevilSpideyPool, Domestic Avengers, Meddling, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Light Angst, Fluff And Humor, Steve Rogers and Tony Stark Need To Use Actual Words, Bad Matchmaking, Mutual Pining, Snarky Human Disaster Clint Barton, Unscarred Wade Wilson, Teen Peter Parker, Unrequited Love

1. Red Team goes on a road trip spanning several states. Wade tries to stay awake for the entire trip. Matt and Peter try to remember who originally thought this trip was a good idea.

2. Peter convinces Wade to be the model of a college photography assignment about showing someone’s personal life without photographing their face. It’s still pretty intimate taking the photos–and a little uncomfortable having people view them in the gallery for the last day of class. Matt decides to tag along and eavesdrop on how people are reacting to the images (since he can’t see them, himself.) The reactions are not what any of them were expecting.

3. Peter wakes up to find himself living an episode of the dramatic soap opera Red Team watched last night before bed–and Matt and Wade playing his love interests! Figuring out how or why will be a tall order when cheating, scandals, and plot twists keep them from all meeting in one place to talk it through.

1. Clint finds out his arrows have the same effect as Cupid's arrows. Loki promptly steals his bow and arrows and wreaks havoc.

2. Tony discovers that the eggnog at his Christmas party has been spiked with a love potion -- and Captain America drank it!

3. The cast is all together for a Big Fancy Dance Party when the power goes out and everybody is stuck there in formal evening wear.

4. Somebody overhears a delicate private conversation, and tells somebody else. Via telephone-style antics, a huge tangle of misunderstandings ensue.

5. Spider-Man swings by the mansion for a casual off day visit and finds a cute fluffy white kitten...an evil kitten.

6. Matt lets Peter use him as a photography model even though he can't see the pictures, because Peter is touchy-feely about posing him and he likes it.