Tony wasn’t used to people being disappointed to see him.
“For fucks sake, I told you no!”
“Peter, who is it?” A voice called from inside the dorm room. It was a woman’s voice. Peter seemed to wince when he heard it.
“Just this crazy guy who is leaving-“ he tried to shut the door but Tony’s foot just so happened to block the door. Peter looked down, raised an unimpressed eyebrow and met Tony’s eye.
“Dude I was not joking when I said I wasn’t interested in your stupid job offer.”
“Who said I’m here about a job offer?” Tony challenged, casually looking at the kid over his glasses. His hair was ruffled and unkept, his clothes were too big and he looked like he was surviving off of energy drinks and cigarettes. Smelt like it too.
“Peter, is your crazy person gonna leave because the movie isn’t gonna watch itself and I’m gonna spoil it for myself and then you if you’re not back here in a few seconds.”
Peter rubs the space between his eyebrows. “MJ, just- give me a second.” He looks back towards Tony. “If you’re not here about the job thing then why are you here? You know this place is full of nerd people who would kill to meet you, right? Go bother one of them.”
“Well as much as I love being adored, something about the love and wonder in your eyes really draws me in,” Tony smirked. Peter stood there with the most unimpressed look on his face. Tony couldn’t help but smirk more.
“Make your point and make it fast. I swear the sister is the killer but if I find out it’s the detective I’m gonna lose my shit.”
Tony doesn’t know what it is, but he feels an inherent need to have this kid in his company. Maybe it was something about way he looked at Tony like he had personally cancelled his favourite show. Maybe it was the way he had shouted at Tony about how he can improve the arc reactor when they first met - as if that would put him off.
“£800 a day,” Tony offers.
Peter stares at him, gives him a once over as if to check if he’s being serious, and then shakes his head a little. “I do not want to work for a pretentious, cocky son of a-“
“It was the detective.”
“BITCH,” Peter jumps.
The girl smirks as she joins him in the doorway. Her eyes move.
“Holy shit, you’re Tony Stark,” she says in a monotone voice. Tony is about to ask if he’s lost his touch or something because no one is impressed by his presence when-
“If I agree to work with you will you leave me the hell alone?” Peter sighs. MJ flicks a piece of popcorn into her mouth.
Tony doesn’t comment on the fact he can’t leave Peter alone if they work together. Instead he just says “done” and leaves.