[POST ALABASTA]

Luffy sat at the very tip of the Going Merry’s bowsprit, right on top of her head, staring out at the endless horizon. His eyes still glistened with the remnants of tears as they sailed away from Alabasta, leaving Vivi behind. She climbed up to join him, a soft chuckle escaping her lips as she plopped down next to him. Without even thinking, Luffy’s fingers tangled with hers, his grip surprisingly gentle despite his usual carefree nature.

“Hey, crybaby,” she teased, giving him a playful nudge with her shoulder. It was an old nickname from their wild days as kids, one that Ace had loved to taunt him with, and one she’d picked up on.

Luffy’s pout was instant, his lower lip jutting out as he glared at her, clearly not over being called that. “Oi! Don’t call me that!” he grumbled, though he didn’t pull his hand away from hers.

She couldn’t help but smile at his reaction. “We’ll see Vivi again,” she reassured him softly, squeezing his hand.

Luffy just grunted in response, still sulking from the nickname. She tilted her head to get a better look at him, making sure he wasn’t hurt. “Hey, I never got to ask,” she said, her tone softening, “You’re okay, right? The fight with Crocodile must’ve been insane.”

Luffy huffed, almost indignant. “Nah! I’m fine!” His hand instinctively went to his hat, tugging it down as a grin broke across his face. “It was my fight! You had your own, and besides, in the end—” He flashed her that big, bright, infectious smile. “I won!”

Her heart fluttered despite herself. She leaned against him, and without missing a beat, Luffy leaned even further into her, practically draping himself over her shoulder. She stifled a laugh, used to his clinginess, but it still made her feel warm inside.

“I’m glad you’re okay,” she said, nudging his knee with hers. “You’ve gotten really strong. I’m proud of you.”

Luffy’s face lit up, and he scooted even closer, practically pressing his head to her shoulder. “Really? You think so?” he asked, his voice brimming with excitement.

She smiled, brushing her thumb over his knuckles. “Mhmm!”

A beat passed, and then she broke the comfortable silence. 

“So. . . How did it feel seeing Ace again after so long?”

Luffy immediately perked up, the sparkle in his eyes reminding her of the little boy who used to idolize his older brother. “He’s strong!” he declared proudly. “But I’m stronger now! I could totally beat him!”

She snorted, trying not to laugh too loud. “Oi, beat me first, then we’ll talk,” she challenged, shooting him a playful grin, remembering the times where she beat him only because she always had a stash of meat somewhere. 

Luffy cocked his head to the side, looking at her like she just said something ridiculous. “Nah! I can already beat you!” he declared with that signature confidence, her fingers glowed and proceeded to touch him, making him sleepy. 

“That’s. . . unfair. . .”

She couldn’t hold back her laughter this time, shaking her head at his stubbornness. “Whatever you say, captain,” she teased, ruffling his messy hair. He just hummed contentedly, clearly pleased with the praise and the attention, and didn’t make a single move to pull away from her.

“How about you?” Luffy asked, his dark eyes bright with curiosity. “How did it feel to meet Ace after a while?”

She hesitated, a soft, fond smile tugging at her lips. “I missed him,” she admitted, her voice gentle as memories washed over her. “He looks happy. . . a bit different from back then.” Her gaze softened as she thought about how much he’d grown, not just in strength but in spirit.

Luffy gave a loud huff, squeezing her hand tighter. “You’re my crew, got it? Not Ace’s!” He pouted, leaning in closer, almost like he was afraid she’d slip away.

A laugh bubbled out of her at his possessiveness, and she ruffled his hair with her free hand. “Yeah, yeah. I know, Captain,” she teased, flashing him a bright smile. “You’re stuck with me.”

Luffy grinned, his earlier pout completely forgotten, and scooted even closer—if that was even possible, letting his head fall against her shoulder. “Good!” he chirped, his voice muffled by her shirt.

His clinginess was endearing, and despite herself, she couldn’t help but feel her heart skip a beat. If Luffy noticed, he didn’t say anything, too content just being by her side, claiming her as his own without a second thought.

Despite everything—despite the past that clawed at her mind like an old, festering wound, despite the scars that marked her soul from years of being treated as nothing but property—being claimed by Luffy felt different. It wasn’t suffocating or demeaning. It wasn’t possessive or twisted. It was just. . . endearing.

He wasn’t trying to own her. He was just saying it like he always did—as if it were the most natural thing in the world for her to be his, not as something to take, but as something to cherish. It made her heart swell with warmth, chasing away the bitter memories and replacing them with something gentler, something sweeter.

Luffy’s grip on her hand tightened slightly, and she couldn’t help but smile. To him, she was just. . . herself. And that was enough.

Meanwhile, the rest of the crew, who had been watching from the deck, couldn’t help but take notice of how ridiculously clingy Luffy was being with her.

Usopp was the first to break the silence, his voice filled with a mix of curiosity and disbelief. “Wait a minute. . . Are they always like that?”

Nami raised an eyebrow, a sly smirk forming on her lips. “Now that I think about it. . . Yeah, they’re practically glued to each other.”

Sanji, still clutching a basket of freshly picked tangerines, looked absolutely livid. “What the hell is that idiot doing? Clinging to a lady like that—so shameless!”

Zoro just scoffed, though a faint smirk tugged at his lips. “He’s always been like that with her. It’s nothing new.”

Usopp nodded knowingly, despite not really knowing anything. “Yeah, you remember what that guy ‘Ace’ said? Childhood friends, huh? That’s gotta be it. They’re just. . . y’know, close.”

Nami crossed her arms and gave the pair a long, thoughtful look. “Close doesn’t even cover it. I’ve never seen Luffy so clingy with anyone else. It’s like he’s drawn to her.”

As if on cue, Luffy leaned even more into her side, practically half-asleep against her shoulder. She just smiled softly, adjusting her position to make him more comfortable. The crew couldn’t help but exchange knowing glances, each silently making a mental note to tease Luffy about it later.

— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — —

she was always surprising the rest of the crew

— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — —

“So. . . you grew up with Luffy?” Usopp asked, leaning forward with obvious curiosity. The crew had just left for Alabasta, fresh off their encounter with Ace. Meeting Luffy’s older brother had already been shocking enough, but what had thrown them for a loop was the way Ace had so casually greeted her. As if they had known each other for years.

She barely spared Usopp a glance as she reclined against the railing, arms crossed, staring out at the sea. The ocean breeze tousled her hair as she exhaled slowly.

“Yeah,” she drawled. “Didn’t think it was that important, to be fair.” 

“You grew up with our monster captain!” Nami screeched, though there was affection in her voice. “I can’t not be curious! Growing up with Luffy of all people. . . what was he like?”

A slow, almost melancholic smile curled at her lips as distant memories surfaced in her mind—chasing after Luffy, pulling him out of trouble, his endless, unshakable determination.

“I’m gonna be King of the Pirates!”

She huffed a small laugh. “I can tell you he hasn't changed at all since he was a kid.” Her voice softened with warmth. “Always hungry, always reckless, always saying dumb things with a straight face.”

“And you also grew up with someone who happened to be the Second Division Commander of the Whitebeard Pirates,” Sanji said, shaking his head as he exhaled a puff of smoke. 

“Portgas D. Ace,” His name left a stir in her heart, “Who would’ve thought you grew up with a couple of beasts, mademoiselle?” 

“To be fair,” she drawled out, forcing a smirk, “I didn’t know he was a commander. Last I knew, he was just the captain of his own ship, the Spade Pirates.

A memory stirred in the back of her mind, pulling her into the murky past she tried so desperately to forget. Cards. She hated cards. Ace. Joker. King. Queen. They were nothing but symbols of ownership to her. 

The Celestial Dragons liked to play games with them, their sick little way of turning lives into entertainment. Pick a card, pick your fate. The way they would laugh when she pulled the Joker—the fool . Or how they would force her to serve the one who drew the Ace—because the Ace was the best , the chosen . The one who held power over others.

She never wanted to hear those words again. Didn’t want to feel the bile rise in her throat when someone uttered “Ace” with admiration. But she couldn’t forget the day he found out about it—the day she let it slip, just barely, in a moment of weakness.

She remembered how Ace’s face softened when she’d offhandedly mentioned how she was familiar with card games, her voice unsteady, eyes distant. He had sensed it immediately—how her guard dropped, how her shoulders tensed as if bracing for some unspoken threat. She’d expected him to mock her, to brush it off, but instead, he looked at her with that boyish grin, determination flickering in his eyes.

“ Guess I can’t change my name ,” he had said, scratching the back of his head sheepishly, “ but I can change what it means to you .”

She had blinked at him, confused and unsure.

He leaned forward, a spark of fire dancing in his gaze, and pointed to his chest proudly. “ One day, when you hear the word ‘Ace,’ I want you to think of me. Not those bastards. Not the way they twisted it. Just me. I’ll make sure of it. I’ll give you something to look forward to. Something worth smiling about. ”

She had scoffed, tried to brush it off as one of his usual reckless promises, but the words stuck with her. Slowly, bit by bit, he made good on it. He made sure to shout his name loud and proud whenever he did something impressive, or even when he just wanted to make her laugh. 

Every time he defeated a strong opponent, whether it was a stray beast or a pirate, he’d grin at her and declare, “ That’s your Ace! ” Whenever he cooked something edible, a rare miracle, he’d set it down with a flourish and say, “See? The best, just like the name!”

And overtime, against her own will, she started to believe it. The word Ace no longer twisted her stomach in knots. It didn’t make her feel like a possession. It became something she wanted to hear, something warm and hopeful.

He turned a word that once symbolized her nightmares into something that made her heart race for entirely different reasons. He had made her want to smile when she heard his name.

When they met again in Alabasta, albeit just a short amount of time, she couldn't help but smile widely when he introduced himself as ‘Her Ace’, but he wasn’t here now, he had his own adventure. And her? She was voyaging through the seas with Luffy and his crew, a crew she would soon call her family.

“You seemed really close to him,” Nami said, suspicion laced in her tone as her eyes narrowed. “You guys together or something?”

Her face flushed crimson almost immediately, and she sputtered in response, desperately trying to play it cool. “No, no, no! Nothing like that! We just grew up together, that’s all. That’s why we’re close!”

“Woah,” Nami muttered, “This is the first time I see her so improper. . .” She said in awe, looking at Ms. Childhood Friend who was always prim and proper. Ussop nodded in agreement. 

“You’re right,” He answered with the same amount of awe, “I think this is the first time we ever hear her stutter.”

Despite her best efforts to sound convincing, her voice wavered, and her fingers fidgeted with the hem of her coat. She forced a laugh, trying to wave off the uncomfortable knot forming in her stomach. Nami didn’t look entirely convinced, and neither did the others.

But what could she say? That once upon a time, in the wild and reckless days of their childhood, she might have thought of it—just once, maybe twice—but shoved it down because it was safer to never let herself think that way? 

She felt the feeling from both of the boys she grew up with (one she regrettably couldn’t), she couldn’t decipher the difference of love, she was just happy to even receive it! After years of believing she wasn’t worth being loved for, being wanted.

She grimaced at her own thoughts, guilt coiling in her chest. As much as she admired Ace, she couldn’t forget the bitter truth. Unlike Luffy, Ace knew, at least a little, about her past. It was a slight slip-up on her part, but he hadn’t pried. He just listened, watched her with those dark eyes that always burned with understanding.

And that was why it would never work. She didn’t want him to carry her burdens. She didn’t want him to feel responsible for the way her heart ached whenever he smiled at her like she was something special. Someone worth saving.

Nami raised an eyebrow, still unconvinced. “I don’t see Luffy calling himself ‘Your Luffy’ or anything,” she shot back, earning a startled screech from Usopp.

The entire crew seemed to eye her up and down, curiosity practically radiating from them. Even Sanji had paused mid-spin with the basket of tangerines, eyes gleaming with intrigue. Zoro, on the other hand, merely grunted, clearly uninterested in whatever romantic nonsense they were conjuring up.

She hesitated, chewing on her lower lip. They wouldn’t understand , she thought. That name—“Her Ace”—it wasn’t what it sounded like. It wasn’t romantic (At least, she thought it wasn’t) It wasn’t something he said to be possessive or flirtatious. It was something that was meant to be comforting. Healing.

“It’s not. . . It’s not like that,” she mumbled, trying to convince the other crewmates. “It’s just teasing. An inside joke from when we were little.”

The excuse was flimsy at best, but it was all she could manage. Besides, how could she explain to them that it wasn’t about love or romance? It was about survival. About giving her something to look forward to. 

Nami wasn’t buying it, and neither were the others, but she forced herself to meet their eyes, trying to shift the topic. “Uh, but. . . Luffy is. . .” She trailed off, racking her brain for anything that would distract them. “Luffy is more. . . touchy with me?”

It came out as more of a question than a statement, but the whole crew—aside from Zoro—nodded in unison.

“You’re right,” The crew answered in unison. 

“You were getting chummy on Merry’s head, y’know?” Nami mentioned, recalling the scene before her eyes.

“He does cling to you a lot!” Chopper nodded.

Sanji, with a cigarette dangling from his lips, shot her a half-serious glare. “Oi, Luffy better not be getting fresh with a lady,” he grumbled.

She quickly waved her hands. “No! It’s not like that! It’s just. . . subtle things. We just grew up really close with each other, that’s all. We kinda did grow up in a jungle, haha. . .”

She forced a laugh, hoping it would mask the truth. They couldn’t know how it wasn’t just childhood closeness. How it was Luffy constantly pulling her out of her own nightmares without even realizing it. How it was him dragging her into wild adventures just to remind her that she wasn’t stuck anymore.

Zoro glanced at her with a half-lidded gaze, sensing the tension behind her lighthearted words, but he didn’t push. He never did. Maybe he understood—maybe he didn’t—but he let it drop all the same, returning to his nap against the Merry.

She let out a quiet breath, grateful that the conversation was shifting. But even as they moved on to lighter topics, she couldn’t help but think about Ace. About how he made the word “Ace” mean something different—something that didn’t suffocate her.

Luffy however—

“Hey, Zoro! Did you know she grew up with Luffy?” Usopp screeched, pointing an accusatory finger at the crewmate who has only been yawning the whole time, not even trying to participate in the interrogation. 

Zoro, lounging with his arms crossed, barely opened one eye before yawning. “Yeah, of course I do. I was the first mate.”

“Um, aren’t you technically second?” Nami asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Nah, she joined right after me,” Zoro shrugged lazily. “I said yes before she did.”

“But didn’t you sail out with Luffy first?” Usopp pressed, his brow furrowing in confusion.

She didn’t make eye contact, stretching out her arms with an exaggerated groan. “Yeeaah,” she drawled out, “It’s a long story. . .”

The crew exchanged glances but decided not to push further. If it was something worth knowing, she’d tell them eventually. Or maybe, like Luffy, she just didn’t think it was all that important.

“Still,” Chopper beamed, his little hooves tapping against the deck, “That’s so cool! Being pirates with someone you grew up with!”

A soft smile settled on her face as she glanced down at him, knowing Chopper's own struggles with finding a place to belong and his father figure. Gently, she reached out and patted his head, ruffling his fur.

“Yeah,” she nodded. “I wouldn’t want it any other way.”

Luffy, oblivious to the conversation, suddenly perked up. “Oi! What are we talking about?” he asked through a mouthful of meat.

Nami sighed, shaking her head. “We’re talking about your childhood, dummy.”

“Oh!” Luffy grinned widely. “It was awesome! She’s the best! I don’t even know how many times she’s saved me from getting killed by wild beasts and Ace!”

She rolled her eyes. “If I weren’t there, you wouldn’t be our captain, captain..”

“Yeah, but I turned out fine!” Luffy declared proudly.

The entire crew, almost in unison, shouted, “Debatable!”

Luffy just laughed, and she shook her head, a quiet chuckle escaping her lips. It was chaotic, ridiculous, and messy, but this—being here, with him and his crew—felt warm, was this what home felt like?— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — —

"You made me live, when I wanted to die."

— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — —

"Hey, guys, we should stop at the nearest island for resources,” Nami called out to the crew, glancing at her log pose.

“Robin-san, was it?” She smiled, taking a good look at the older woman. She had just been interrogated by Usopp, who had failed miserably, everyone else had already been captured by Robin’s charm, aside from herself and Zoro.

“Nico Robin,” Robin replied, nodding with a faint smile.

“Would you like to walk together?” She offered, her tone casual but curious.

“Sure.”

As the Going Merry settled ashore, the crew dispersed to gather supplies. She kept her stride alongside Robin, wanting to get to know their newest and most unexpected crewmate—the woman who had already wrapped the whole crew around her finger. Despite her reservations, She trusted Luffy, if he said Robin wasn’t a bad person, she wasn’t. Still, curiosity nagged at her.

“What are we searching for, Childhood friend-san?” Robin teased, amusement glinting in her eyes. Her cheeks flushed at the nickname, and she offered Robin her name and a sheepish smile.

“Feel free to call me that and not. . . whatever that was,” she mumbled.

Robin chuckled, not missing the embarrassed look. “Nothing important,” She said, shrugging it off. “I don’t really have a role on this crew.” The words came out sounding almost self-deprecating, and Robin gave her a curious glance. “But I thought I’d buy some inventory and look for some scents for Merry. Our crew’s... kinda stinky.”

Robin laughed softly, clearly not disagreeing.

“So, you were childhood friends with Luffy?” Robin asked, her tone conversational. “I heard the commotion earlier, but I didn’t catch the whole story.”

She hummed, glancing at the ground as they walked. “Yeah, I stumbled onto his island when I was a kid.”

“Stumbled?” Robin echoed, raising an eyebrow. As someone who had spent her life fleeing from island to island, Robin could easily tell that the word didn’t quite fit.

She just gave a soft smile, deliberately steering away from that topic. “I just wanted to tell you that Luffy is. . . well, Luffy. Now that you’re his nakama, he’s not gonna let you go.”

Robin observed her carefully, There was something both protective and wistful in her expression. “So don’t go doing anything crazy, alright, Robin-san?”

Robin hummed thoughtfully, giving her a knowing look. “You seem to know something that I’m unaware of. Personal experience?”

She giggled, the sound unexpectedly light. “Luffy. . . He’s the type of person who leaves a piece of himself to everyone he meets. And that piece stays with you, even if you don’t want it to.”

There was a quiet strength in her words, a deep-rooted faith that Robin couldn’t quite fathom yet. Her gaze softened, and despite her usual guarded demeanor, her eyes were warm and welcoming.

“So don’t bother fighting it,” she said, giving Robin a reassuring smile. “Welcome to the Straw Hat Pirates!”

— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — —

“Y’know—”

“Heeeey! Big Sis!” Nami’s voice cut through as she marched toward them, still half-distracted by the glittering jewels Robin had gifted her earlier. “Oh!” she called out her name, waving excitedly. “You guys wanna shop for clothes? This island’s perfect for cute summer fits!”

“Oii—!” Luffy called out, her name leaving his mouth just before his arms stretched unnaturally forward and yoinked her toward him. He wasn’t even paying attention, just a spontaneous Luffy impulse, and the two of them crashed to the ground with a loud thud .

She grunted, rolled over, and smacked him on the head.

“Ow!” he cried, holding his head as if she’d hit him with a cannonball.

Nami blinked, eyebrows shooting up at the sight. “I’ll never get used to how casual you are about Luffy just. . . manhandling you like that,” she said, half-laughing. “Even Zoro would’ve stayed down and twitched for a while.”

She shrugged with a crooked grin, brushing dust off her pants. “What can I say? You get used to it if you grow up with him.”

Luffy was already standing, spinning in a lazy circle, gaze locked onto the blooming floras and massive fruit trees around them, eyes sparkling with curiosity. She grabbed his arm before he could wander again.

“Oi, Luffy, what are you doing?”

He looked at her like he’d only just remembered she existed, lips parting into a grin. “Let’s get something to eat.”

“Hey! We wanted to look at clothes first,” Nami protested immediately, puffing up as she placed a possessive hand on the bag of jewels Robin gifted her from Crocodile’s stash. “You can’t eat every second!”

And just like that, they were bickering, Luffy shouting “Meat is more important than sandals!” while Nami threatened to dock his allowance for the next month.

Robin, trailing behind with a gentle smile, chuckled. “Is the crew always this lively?” she asked, her eyes glinting as she glanced at the two chaos gremlins arguing in front of her.

The girl watched the scene for a moment before smiling herself, softly, genuinely.

“Yeah,” she said, voice quiet but warm. “It’s definitely never quiet here.”

Luffy was now rubbing a rapidly growing bump on his head, courtesy of Nami’s fist. She stepped closer, reaching up to gently pat him on the same spot.

“Nami, it’s okay. Let’s eat first,” she said, her voice calm but firm, patting Luffy’s bump-ful head. “He is our captain, after all.”

Nami looked between them, sighed dramatically, then rolled her eyes. “Fine, fine. But after that, we’re going shopping—and you’re carrying my bags, Luffy!”

“ Ehhh?! ” Luffy groaned, already slouching like she’d told him to lift the Going Merry. 

“Nami,” she called out, catching up as they strolled past a row of vibrant market stalls. The orange-haired girl turned, already mid-giggle from something Robin had whispered.

“Who’s with Merry?”

“A-Okay!” Nami gave her a thumbs-up, fingers forming a ring. “I asked Sanji to stay back and watch her, he practically volunteered.” She tilted her head toward the ship's direction.

From across the planes, they could just make out Sanji on the dock, dramatically swooning.

“Have fun, mademoiselles!!! ” he bellowed, hearts spilling out of his eyes like a cartoon waterfall. “Oi, Luffy! You better guard those ladies with your life!! ”

“Okay. Let’s get something to eat,” Luffy responded flatly, already walking toward the nearest restaurant, like that was the only message he’d heard.

They sat under the shade of a big leaf umbrella, tropical drinks in hand, plates of grilled skewers and fried fruits already starting to disappear thanks to Luffy’s bottomless stomach, but Nami hadn’t been paying attention, hers were on his childhood friend. 

“Y’know,” Nami said between sips, elbow on the table, her cheek lazily resting against her knuckles. “You usually talk so proper. . . Where did you say you grew up again?”

She didn’t pause. “I grew up with Luffy.” Then added, a little quieter, “My parents were farmers, if that’s what you’re really asking.”

Nami blinked. “Heeeeh?” she drawled, leaning back for a better look at her. “Wouldn’t have guessed you were a farm girl. You’ve got this. . . noble, serious vibe. Like someone who used to smack rich brats with a ruler or something.”

She snorted. “Thanks, I guess.” Not even commenting just how close, yet so far her assumption was.

“But y’know—” Nami twirled her straw thoughtfully, eyes narrowing like she was piecing together a puzzle. “Even with how proper you act sometimes. . . you’re wild. Like, Luffy -level wild.”

That made her sit up straighter, eyebrows raised. “Huh?”

“Not your stupidity! ” Nami rushed to clarify, hands waving. “You’re definitely smarter than him, no offense—”

“None taken,” Luffy said mid-chew, not even looking up.

“—but the recklessness ?” Nami jabbed a finger toward her. “The way you just throw yourself into danger without blinking? That’s Luffy wild. And the fact you don’t even realize you’re doing it kinda makes you scarier.”

She blinked, deadpan.

Robin giggled into her drink. “I quite enjoy watching the chaos unfold.”

Her lips twitched upward, but she looked away with a small hum, pretending to study the flower arrangements in the nearby vendor’s stall.

“Y’know what,” she murmured after a moment, voice softer, changing the uncomfortable subject on her part. “I kind of miss farming.”

Nami blinked. That, she hadn’t expected.

“The smell of earth, working with your hands, watching something grow. . .” she trailed off, tapping her fingers against her glass. “I might buy some seeds. Start a garden on Merry. It’d be nice to have something that’s just mine, y’know?”

Luffy popped his head up from his plate. “We can grow meat?”

“No, Luffy.”

“Why not?”

“That’s not how meat works.”

“It could be,” he mumbled, suspiciously defensive. 

Nami blinked once.

Then twice.

Then rubbed her eyes like she wasn’t sure if the mountain she was looking at was real.

“Wait. . . wait, wait, wait—” she straightened, her voice slowly rising in pitch, “—how many plates did you just finish?!”

The table groaned beneath the weight of Luffy’s leftovers. Plate after plate was stacked to the heavens, leaning precariously to the side like a teetering tower ready to topple over at the slightest breeze. Chicken bones, fish tails, skewers, half-chewed garnish, and crumpled napkins were crammed into every crevice of the leaning pile. Some plates even had teeth marks on them. Literal teeth marks.

Nami’s eye twitched.

“LUFFY!”

The shriek echoed across the open plaza of the seaside restaurant, startling a flock of seagulls into the sky. Several patrons turned their heads, forks frozen mid-bite, as the Straw Hat navigator officially lost her mind.

“Stop eating! We don’t even know how much this place charges—what if it’s tourist pricing?! What if they scam us per plate ?!”

Luffy looked up, blinking. His cheeks were puffed like a squirrel's, stuffed full of some kind of grilled meat bun, grease shining on his lips. Despite the glare she was giving him, his hands hadn’t stopped, they were still moving like clockwork, picking up another skewer, dunking it in sauce, then shoving it toward his mouth.

“Heeeeh?” he mumbled with a full mouth, then swallowed with a loud gulp. “But it’s so gooood, Nami!”

Nami looked seconds away from a heart attack.

“We can’t pay for this!”

At that moment, she placed her hand over Nami’s arm, calm as the sea after a storm. “It’s alright, Nami. Let him eat. I think I have enough to cover it.”

Nami turned her head slowly, eyes wide. “. . .What?”

“I’ve got money,” she repeated with a small shrug, as if it were no big deal.

Nami’s voice dropped to a whisper. “What do you mean you have money? How much money?”

She scratched her cheek, a sheepish look settling onto her face. “Robin isn’t the only one who stole from Crocodile’s stash.”

“And you didn’t tell me?!”

“I was saving it. For emergencies.”

“THIS IS NOT AN EMERGENCY!” Nami gestured wildly at the avalanche of dishes like it was the end of the world. “Luffy’s eating habits is never an emergency.” Nami emphasized, hoping it would get through her thick skull, knowing how she has a bad habit of going soft for Luffy.

“Come ooon,” she giggled, bumping her shoulder gently against Nami’s. “Loosen up a little. I’ve got enough to feed Luffy and still go on a shopping spree with you. Let me pay.”

Nami froze again, lips twitching.

Then, without warning, her face crumpled into exaggerated tears. She lunged toward her and wrapped her in a dramatic hug, cheek pressed against her shoulder.

“You’re an angel,” Nami sniffled, clutching her like salvation. “A radiant goddess of fortune. My beautiful, rich savior.”

Before she could reply, a shadow loomed over them.

“Oiii!” Luffy’s voice rang out, bright and oblivious. He called her name, eyes sparkling, before lobbing a hot skewer directly into her face.

“Eat it, eat it! It’s delicious!”

The skewer slapped her cheek with a sizzling sound. She yelped in pain but instinctively bit into it anyway , teeth sinking into the smoky, juicy meat.

“Luffy!” she growled, walking towards the disaster that was their captain. “You could’ve taken my eye out!”

“But you ate it! ” he grinned, bouncing in place like he was proud of himself.

“Because it hit me in the mouth! ” she shouted between chews, “It’s hot! ”

Still, she kept eating it. Huffing every few seconds from the heat, lips puffed and reddened, but chewing through it like a trooper. Her eyes narrowed at him like she was planning to kick him under the table later.

Nami watched them with an odd look on her face, one eyebrow arched in disbelief. Her gaze drifted between the two, Luffy practically beaming, and her, flustered and furious, but not pulling away.

“Y’know. . .” Nami started, her voice quieter now, thoughtful, “I think this is the first time I’ve ever seen Luffy share his food with anyone.”

Robin, sitting beside them with her hands delicately folded over her lap, tilted her head toward the scene. Her eyes were calm, but glittered with curiosity.

“Oh?” she asked, a small smile tugging at her lips.

Nami nodded slowly. “He guards his food like a dragon . Even Zoro got punched once for trying to steal a dumpling. But with her. . .” her eyes softened. “He just gives it away.”

Robin chuckled behind her hand, the sound low and amused. 

“Isn’t that interesting?”

Across the table, Luffy had now stuck a second skewer between her lips, grinning wider with every bite she took. She swatted at him, annoyed, but her expression was gentle, fond even, like this chaos was something she’d memorized long ago.

And for a second, just a second, the two girls watched as the captain and his childhood best friend bickered and shared food like the rest of the world didn’t matter.

But it mattered to Nami.

Because money, was still Money.

No matter how sentimental the moment looked, no matter how heartwarming it was to see their captain being a semi-decent human for once.

Money was sacred.

And this “emergency stash” was about to be swallowed bite by bite by the bottomless pit that was Monkey D. Luffy.

Nami then slammed her hands on the table, rattling the plates and utensils, and screeched:

“STOP. EATING!!!”

— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — —

The truth seeped through in the littlest ways

— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — —

[JAYA]

Nami picked up the worn-out book, flipping it around in her hands as she examined its faded cover. The title, though smudged, was still legible in its large, bold print.

“A picture book?” she mused aloud, bringing it closer to her face to inspect the details. The edges were slightly frayed, and the pages had yellowed over time. “A pretty old one at that.”

“Liar Noland?”

“Oh!” Usopp let out an excited huff, leaning forward with interest. “I like the sound of that, sounds cool!”

“Liar Noland?” Her and Sanji echoed at the same time, their voices overlapping in surprise. They both turned to face each other with raised eyebrows before sharing a look of mutual bewilderment.

“Huh?” Nami furrowed her brows. “You guys know it? It says here it was published in the North Blue, though.”

“Didn’t I tell you guys?” Sanji took a casual drag from his cigarette, exhaling before flashing them a smirk. “I was born in the North Blue.”

“You too?!” The words slipped out before she could stop herself. It was too fast, too unguarded. Her shoulders stiffened the moment she realized her mistake, her expression freezing for just a fraction of a second. If someone were paying close enough attention, they might have noticed the way she winced, just slightly, before she quickly turned her attention back to the book.

Sanji, mid-exhale, pulled the cigarette away from his lips and looked at her with curiosity. “You were from the North, too?”

“Uh, yeah.” She shifted her gaze away, she didn’t want to be asked more questions, but curiously piled up in her stomach, something terrible must have happened to Sanji if he could allocate himself from the North to the East.

“That’s a shock!” Usopp jumped in, effectively breaking the growing tension. “I thought you guys were East people, like us!”

Sanji shrugged, resting his hands in his pockets. “I was born in the North,” he explained, a nostalgic smile tugging at his lips, “but I grew up in the East.”

“You told me your parents were farmers,” Nami spoke up, “But I thought they were farmers in Luffy’s island. . .” She pondered for a moment.

Usopp whistled. “That’s crazy! So wait, does that mean you guys might have known each other as kids? What if you were childhood besties and don’t even remember?”

“I bet my whole life that could never happen.”

“Wouldn’t forget a face as pretty as hers,” Sanji added smoothly, flashing his usual flirty grin.

She rolled her eyes, but there was something else behind her expression, a flicker of something unspoken, something careful.

Sanji and her locked eyes, and for a moment, the chatter around them faded into the background. There was something unspoken lingering between them, an understanding that neither of them had ever put into words. It wasn’t just the casual flirtation he often threw her way or the way she would roll her eyes at his over-the-top chivalry. No, it was something quieter, deeper.

He wasn’t just looking at her like he usually did, like a lady to be wooed or a pretty face to admire. There was something solemn in his gaze, something that weighed heavy on his shoulders despite his usual carefree demeanor. She met his eyes, searching for the root of it, and it clicked.

A person born in the North but raised in the East. They had both crossed the Red Line at some point, whether through the Grand Line itself or some other means of transportation.

And crossing the Red Line as a child wasn’t something most people did willingly. It wasn’t a voyage of adventure or curiosity. It was more likely survival, desperation, being dragged away from everything familiar to somewhere foreign and unforgiving.

There was a flicker of something like sympathy in Sanji’s gaze, and she didn’t know whether to feel comforted or exposed. It was the kind of look that said, I get it. The kind of look that didn’t need words to convey how messy and twisted the past could be.

She wondered how much he had been through, how many sleepless nights or bitter memories haunted him when no one was looking. For all his flirtatious charm and gentlemanly theatrics, there was a sadness in his eyes that never quite left.

He knew. Maybe not the details, but he knew the feeling. Of being uprooted, forced to adapt, to survive against odds stacked so heavily against you that you weren’t sure how you made it out alive.

The smallest of smiles tugged at her lips, and she nodded at him, almost imperceptibly. Sanji just gave a half-smile back, something softer than his usual flamboyant grins. It wasn’t flirtation. It wasn’t some exaggerated declaration of love. It was a simple acknowledgment, an unspoken pact between survivors.

Maybe, just maybe, they understood each other a little better now.

Robin, who had been quietly flipping through a book nearby, finally spoke up. “It’s interesting, isn’t it?” she mused, her voice calm and thoughtful. “The world is vast, and yet, sometimes paths cross in unexpected ways.”

“Yeah, yeah, poetic and all that,” Usopp waved a hand dismissively. “But the real question is, why is this Noland guy called a liar? I mean, that’s kinda harsh, don’t you think?”

She found herself flipping through the pages again, lingering on the old illustrations of a man pointing toward the horizon, speaking of a place no one else believed in. A liar or a dreamer?

Maybe there wasn’t much of a difference between the two.

— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — —

"I want to live!"

— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — —

[POST ENIES LOBBY]

She had been right.

Robin cared so little for her own life that she was willing to sacrifice herself for the crew. The events of Enies Lobby had hit them like a truck, they got Robin back, they lost Merry, and now they were opposing the World Government.

She knew Luffy would go to great lengths for his crewmates, but to oppose the World Government? A small voice at the back of her mind whispered that Luffy would defend her just as fiercely—that he would even attack a Celestial Dragon if he could. She shook her head, forcing the thought away.

No. Nonsense. Luffy isn’t that self-righteous, she told herself. She was in denial, opposing the World Government was one thing, but openly opposing a Celestial Dragon was another. She would rather die than let Luffy be that idiotic, but at the same time, she couldn’t believe he would go that far. And that was okay. She didn’t want him to.

The person in question was currently sleeping.

While eating.

“Geh,” Sanji grimaced, setting plates of food on the table. “That’s. . . different.”

“What’s different?” Kokoro asked, raising a curious brow.

“Luffy hates missing meals after a fight,” the girl who grew up with him remarked, a soft fondness coloring her voice. “So I guess. . . he adapted?”

“He’s sleeping like that?!”

“Pirate bro is amazing. . .”

“Nya?!”

Everyone stared in awe as Luffy continued eating despite being completely fast asleep, his cheeks comically puffed out with food, snores mixing with the sound of slurping and chewing as if nothing in the world could interrupt his dream, or his appetite.

Then suddenly—

CRASH!

Wood splintered, dust flew, and the walls of the house practically exploded inward. A tall man in a Marine uniform stomped through the rubble, wearing a dog mask and radiating authority like a storm.

Everyone jumped into action, but she didn't move because the moment he stepped through that hole, she knew . Even if it had been years, even if he looked a little older, a little grayer.

A smile crept across her face before she even realized it

“You’re the Straw Hat Pirates, aren’t ya?” the man boomed, arms crossed. “I brought someone who’d like to meet you, Monkey D. Luffy.”

No one had time to react before the man charged forward and—

BAM!

—punched Luffy right in the head mid-bite.

“LUFFY!” he shouted. “WAKE UP!”

“GAAAHHHH!!!” Luffy bolted upright in a panic, rice and meat flying. “OUCH?!” he screamed in pain, clutching his head.

Sanji blinked in confusion, nearly dropping his cigarette. “ Ouch?! You’re made of rubber, that’s not supposed to hu—"

“I heard you’ve been doing a lot of reckless stuff,” the stranger growled, reaching up and removing his mask with a grin. “Luffy!”

Luffy’s jaw dropped.

“G-G-G-GRANDPA?!”

The entire room echoed the word, wide-eyed and stunned.

“ GRANDPA?! ”

— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — —

“Garp-san,” She greeted the man in front of them, “I see you’re as lively as ever.”

“I told you to call me Gramps,” Garp furrowed his eyebrows, his hand flying everywhere, “Gr-a-mps!” He emphasized each syllable, as if talking to a toddler. 

“Garp-san.”

— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — —

“Can’t believe Luffy forced you to become a pirate!” Garp scowled, his voice booming loud enough to rattle the deck. The other Straw Hats stayed silent, exchanging uneasy glances as they watched the interaction. “I thought I was shaping you into a great Marine!”

She gave him an eerie smile, the kind that made even Garp pause for a second. “Garp-san. . . I hate Marines.”

“Huh?! But you like me, right?!” Garp barked, letting go of Luffy to grab her by the shoulders, his massive hands practically engulfing her.

“Yes, yes, you’re an exception.” She patted him on the arm, doing her best to comfort the giant man who looked uncharacteristically deflated.

“Hehe!” A blush crept over his cheeks as he sheepishly rubbed the back of his head, looking oddly bashful for a man of his stature.

The whole crew shared a collective thought, eyes darting between Garp and Luffy.

'He’s just like Luffy!'

Sanji leaned towards Nami, whispering, “Is it just me, or does Luffy actually take after his grandpa?”

Nami glanced at the two with wide eyes. “They’re practically the same person! No wonder he’s so reckless!”

As Garp went back to hammering down on the house, Luffy tilted his head and plopped down on the floor, completely unfazed. She let out a long sigh, feeling the tension leave her shoulders. Maybe she could finally relax now—

“By the way, Luffy,” Garp stopped hammering and turned back around, his pinky digging into his nose. “I heard you met your dad.”

Luffy’s head snapped up, eyes wide and clueless. “Huh?”

She couldn’t help but stare, just as bewildered as the rest of the crew. Luffy’s dad? She’d never heard anything about him, and considering Luffy never brought him up, she had always assumed he was out of the picture—maybe dead, like Ace’s.

“I have a dad?” Luffy asked bluntly.

Garp snorted. “Oh, he didn’t introduce himself? I heard he saw you off at Loguetown.” A smug grin curled his lips as he watched the reactions unfold.

Sanji’s eyebrows raised in mild surprise. “Luffy’s dad was in Loguetown?” 

Nami whipped around to face the childhood friend that’s supposed to know everything about Luffy. “I’m curious to know what kind of person could raise someone like Luffy.” Nami gripped onto her, “Did you know?!” 

She furrowed her brow, trying to recall everyone they had encountered in Loguetown. Tashigi? No. Smoker? No way. Buggy? As if!

“Oi,” Luffy called out to his grandpa, “What’s my dad like?” 

Garp grinned wider, clearly reveling in their confusion. “Your father’s name is Monkey D. Dragon—the Revolutionary.”

The words hit like a thunderclap, and the air seemed to freeze.

The chaos and panic that ensued after Garp’s sudden drop of information fell onto deaf ears, the world around her had gone completely silent. 

Dragon. . . Dragon. . ?

“I’m giving this to you,” he whispered, keeping his voice low so that no one else would hear. “The vivre card here belongs to Dragon,” He repeated the name slower so that the little girl would understand.

“When the time is right, find the owner of this paper. He’ll treat you well. Tell him that Machi sent you, okay?”

Bile rose in her throat as memories she thought she’d buried clawed their way to the surface. Her knees nearly buckled, and she pressed a palm to her forehead, trying to force the nausea back down.

“Hey, why are you guys panicking?” Luffy asked, scratching his head, looking utterly confused as usual.

“Idiot!” Sanji snapped, “Do you not know who Dragon is?!”

“Your dad is a dangerous man, Luffy!” Nami shouted, her face a mix of disbelief and exasperation. Then Nami spun around to face her, noticing how pale she looked. “Hey, why do you look like you’ve just seen a ghost? You seriously didn’t know either?!”

The sudden attention jolted her from her trance, and she whipped her head towards Nami, stammering, “How would I know?! Luffy didn’t even know himself!”

Her frantic response only seemed to confuse the crew more, and Nami gave her a scrutinizing look. “Garp-san!” she exclaimed, turning to the old Marine with wide eyes. “Is it true? Dragon-san is Luffy’s father, and he’s from the?” She tilted her head, still trying to wrap her mind around it. “The Revolutionary Army?”

“Huh!” Nami gasped, her jaw dropping. “Waaaait a minute!” Nami grabbed her by the shoulders and shook her like a rag doll, her eyes blazing. “You also don’t know about the Revolutionaries?! Have you guys been living under a rock?!”

Nami was in full demon mode, and if it weren’t for the shock of hearing Dragon’s name, she might have laughed at how unhinged Nami looked.

She was still trying to piece everything together, her mind swimming with thoughts of Machi and the vivre card. Her fingers tightened unconsciously around the fabric of her shirt. “No, I didn’t. I mean, I’ve heard people fighting the world government before, but I really don’t anything about revolutionaries and Drago—”

“Lass.” Garp’s gruff voice cut through the chaos, and she stiffened when he gave her a serious look. “Y’know Dragon?”

“Uhh. . .” She swallowed thickly and gripped her shirt harder, forcing herself to meet Garp’s gaze. “No, it’s. . . just that someone I knew. . . knew him as well.”

Garp hummed thoughtfully, rubbing his chin as his bushy brows furrowed. “Hm. Do I know this person? My networking ain’t bad for an old man, y’know!” He let out a hearty laugh, seemingly oblivious to her internal turmoil.

She waved her hands sheepishly, trying to push away the scrutiny. “Uh, no way, Garp-san! I don’t think you’d know this person!”

“Hey, Robin?” Luffy turned to the most knowledgeable person on the ship, his curious eyes fixed on her.

Robin placed her index finger and thumb on her chin, contemplating how to explain. “How should I put this. . .” she murmured before finally speaking. “Pirates don’t usually engage in direct attacks on the World Government. However, there are organizations out there actively working to overthrow that government. The Revolutionary Army is one such group, and at its zenith stands Dragon.”

Her calm, straightforward explanation seemed to click in everyone’s minds. Even Luffy’s face lit up with vague understanding.

But her heart tugged painfully as her mind lingered on the revelation.

‘ Machi-san. . . was a Revolutionary?’

The thought twisted inside her like a thorny vine. After all these years, she hadn’t allowed herself to think too deeply about Machi’s last words. Now it made sense—why Machi had spoken so cryptically, why she seemed so certain that the Revolutionaries would be a safe haven.

She couldn’t help but wonder if maybe, just maybe, meeting Luffy was no coincidence. It felt as if fate itself had guided her to the Dawn Island that day when she had been nothing but a wandering child with nowhere to go. It was as if destiny placed her on the same path as Luffy, even if, in some other reality, she had met Dragon instead.

Either way, she knew that both men would have shown her freedom—just in different forms.

“Ack!” Garp suddenly shouted, as if snapping out of a trance. “I shouldn’t have said anything!” His face twisted into a grimace, which only made everyone else feel even more uneasy.

Then, just as abruptly, he burst out laughing, pounding his fist on the deck. “Bwahahaha! Forget I said anything!”

“WHAAAT?!” the whole crew shouted in unison, utterly baffled.

“Lass,” Garp’s gruff voice cut through the air, making her flinch. “Come here for a second.”

His face was serious—far too serious—and it made her stomach twist with unease.

“I’ve never questioned where you came from, have I?” His tone wasn’t questioning at all, more like a statement carved in stone. “And I had no reason to, not when I raised ya.”

She wanted to joke, to tell him that Dadan was the one who really raised her, but something about his tone kept her silent, her fingers unconsciously curling into fists.

“Your name’s been thrown around with the higher-ups,” he said, almost like he didn’t want to admit it himself. She didn’t need to ask who the higher-ups were, and some nagging feeling told her Garp knew more about her past than he let on. “Not even someone of my rank can protect you.”

The way his face twisted—half scowl, half something like regret—made her feel like she couldn’t breathe. She wanted to scream that it wasn’t true, that she could handle it, but the words lodged themselves in her throat.

“Thrown around?” She managed not to stutter.

Garp placed his large hand on her shoulder, and even under his touch, she couldn’t stop shaking. “Be careful out there. Not even Sengoku can hold them back, and he’s the Fleet Admiral.”

A shiver ran down her spine, ice settling in her stomach. “I had a run-in back when I was a kid. . .” She gripped her shirt over the brand on her stomach, hidden beneath the fabric, where no one could see. “But I—”

“I was hopin’ that wasn’t the case,” Garp muttered, his expression torn. The way he shut his eyes made it painfully clear he was fighting his own thoughts, grappling with the grim reality of what she might have gone through.

“Garp-san.” Her voice was stern, and his eyes opened, meeting her gaze full of resolve. “I have no intention of telling Luffy about my past with the Celestial Dragons.”

His expression darkened, ready to protest, but she didn’t let him. “Ever.” Silence grew between them. 

“It’s not good to hold things in, Lass.” Garp adviced, a concerned look adorned his face, “Luffy’s gonna find out sooner or later.”

“I’ll protect Luffy with my life .” She emphasized. 

Garp’s jaw clenched. “That’s not what I’m worried about. I’m talking about your life.”

Her gaze softened as she looked at Luffy, who was trying to decipher her and Garp’s conversation, and the air of curiosity was so obvious on his face.. “Luffy is. . . different. He’s someone.”

Garp followed her gaze, his eyes shadowed with worry.

“He’s—”

“Oi, oi, oi!” Luffy’s voice rang out, cutting through the heavy atmosphere. He bounded over with his trademark grin, curiosity lighting up his face. “Are you guys talking about something fun? I want in!”

“Luffy...” Garp raised his fist, trembling with suppressed emotion. “Don’t be rude and cut people off!”

“AAAAKH!”

— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — —

“Hello, Mon Ange, ” Sanji immediately greeted upon her arrival, eyes flicking over her as if to check for any lingering traces of distress. “You not joining them?”

“Nah,” she replied, her tone soft but steady. “It brings back memories, but Luffy was the one who saved Coby.” Her gaze drifted toward the window, where Luffy and Coby were having a civil conversation, sharing stories like old friends.

Robin let out a soft, knowing laugh, and it caught her off guard. “What?” she asked, raising an eyebrow in confusion.

Robin smiled, a hint of mischief in her eyes. “You answered the same way Zoro did.”

She blinked, genuinely surprised, and glanced at the swordsman who sat slightly apart from the group, his arms crossed and expression as unreadable as ever. “Huh,” she mumbled, half amused and half confused. “Didn’t think I’d be compared to Mosshead today.”

Sanji shot her a look of betrayal, immediately launching into a tirade. “Don’t lump yourself with that muscle-brained mosshead! You’re way too refined and elegant to sound like him!”

She only gave him a bemused smile in response, brushing it off like usual. “Where’s Nami?” she asked, realizing she hadn’t seen the navigator since they arrived.

“Oh, Nami isn’t here either,” Chopper replied, his ears twitching. “I thought she wanted to hear the Marine’s story! I wonder if she changed her mind.”

Robin sipped her drink calmly. “She went to the swimming pool with Kokoro-san and the others. There’s an employee pool right behind this place.”

“EEEEH?” Hearts immediately surrounded Sanji, and his expression brightened like the sun. “Is Nami-swan in her swimsuit?! I’ll bring her drinks right away!”

He faltered, looking back at her with his heart-shaped eyes still pulsating. “ Mon Ange ! Robin-chwan! Would you both like to join Nami in the pool?” His excitement practically dripped from his every word, and it was clear he had ulterior motives.

She shook her head, unfazed. “Nah. I’m not really good with water,” she replied, trying to sound nonchalant, but her fingers unconsciously brushed her forearm..

Robin’s perceptive gaze didn’t miss the small movement, but she kept her tone light and casual. “ Ange -san,” she said, using Sanji’s nickname for her with a hint of playfulness. “I wanted to ask you something.”

She turned her head toward Robin, genuinely curious. “What’s up?”

Robin smiled thoughtfully. “Are you a Devil Fruit user by chance?”

Her expression shifted to mild surprise, and she tilted her head. “Huh? It’s not something I hide. . . did you guys really not know?”

“HUUH?” Sanji and Chopper shouted in unison, eyes wide and jaws practically on the floor.

“E-Eh?! Y-You’re a Devil Fruit user too?!” Chopper’s eyes lit up with curiosity as he tugged on her pants, looking up at her with an almost childlike excitement. “What is it? What’s your power?”

She furrowed her brows, genuinely confused. “Did you guys really not know?”

Sanji was quick to gather himself, looking visibly offended. “Oi, Mosshead!” he called out, his voice dripping with irritation as he glared at Zoro, who was still leaning against the wall with his eyes closed. “Did you know about this too?”

Zoro cracked one eye open, looking more annoyed than surprised. “Yeah. I was the one who hauled her ass with Smoker when we were drowning,” he replied nonchalantly, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

Sanji’s face immediately morphed into pure rage, and he lunged at the swordsman, kicking out in frustration. “Oi, how dare you touch Ange back in Alabasta! You bastard!”

Zoro blocked the kick easily, pushing back with his sword still in its sheath. “You have some messed-up priorities, Curly Brows!”

“How dare you know something about Ange before me!” Sanji roared, still attacking relentlessly.

“Your priorities are still messed up!”

Their bickering continued, escalating into the usual chaotic exchange of insults and kicks. Chopper sweatdropped, glancing back at her. “You didn’t think to tell us?”

She sighed, rubbing the back of her neck. “Didn’t think it was a big deal. I don’t really use it much.”

Robin chuckled. “It seems to be quite the revelation for some,” she teased lightly.

She gave a small smile, almost sheepish. “I guess I just didn’t think it mattered.”

“It does!” Chopper insisted, puffing up his chest. “We’re your crew! We should know these things!”

A soft, grateful warmth filled her chest at his words. “Sorry,” she said sincerely. “I didn’t mean to keep it a secret.”

“Hey, hey!” Chopper called out, bouncing on his hooves with wide, curious eyes. “But what is it? What is it?” His excitement was almost infectious, and she couldn’t help but smile at how endearing he looked—like a child waiting for a story.

She grinned, a hint of mischief glinting in her eyes. “How about I just show you?”

Robin raised an intrigued eyebrow, her usual calm demeanor now tinged with genuine curiosity. “I’d love to see it,” she said, giving a gentle nod of encouragement.

With a confident stride, she approached the duo still locked in their heated brawl. Sanji and Zoro were too caught up in their squabbling to notice her approach, throwing insults and kicks with the usual ferocity. A small puff of dust swirled around them from the force of their movements.

Without warning, she placed a hand on each of their shoulders, her touch feather-light yet purposeful. A faint, soft glow emanated from her fingertips, almost like a soothing pulse.

Immediately, their movements slowed, like gears suddenly coated in thick syrup. Zoro’s punch barely made it halfway before his arm dropped, his posture slackening. Sanji’s kick wavered mid-air, and he nearly toppled over from the unexpected lethargy. Their eyes grew heavy, lids drooping as if sleep had suddenly ambushed them.

“Oi. . . What. . . Did you do?” Zoro muttered, his voice uncharacteristically drowsy.

Sanji, despite looking like he was on the verge of passing out, still managed to swoon. “ Mon Ange . . . is touching me!” he crooned, hearts still pulsing even through his exhaustion.

“You’re messed up.” Zoro commented.

Chopper’s eyes sparkled with awe, practically bouncing on the spot as he let out a squeal of excitement. “Wow! That’s amazing!”

Robin chuckled softly at the sight of the usually combative pair now reduced to lethargic groaning. “It seems quite useful,” she remarked. “Especially when dealing with stubborn men.”

She gave a nonchalant shrug, still grinning, yawning a bit. “I ate the Tender-Tender Fruit,” she explained, “Not sure about the actual name, if I’m being honest.” Looking down at Chopper, whose admiration hadn’t waned. 

“It lets me make people feel whatever I want them to feel, as long as I can feel it too.”

Robin gave her an inquisitive look. “You can feel it too? Does that mean you have to be tired yourself, or do you just think about feeling tired?”

“It’s supposed to be the former,” she replied, scratching her cheek thoughtfully. “But I got good at manipulating my own emotions. I can trick my body into feeling something, and that lets me use the fruit’s power more efficiently. So even if I’m not really tired, I can convince myself I am—then pass that feeling on to others.”

Chopper’s ears drooped, and his eyes shimmered with concern. “T-That sounds sad. . . Like you’re forcing yourself to feel things just to use your powers. . .”

Her grin softened, and she crouched down to Chopper’s level, ruffling his fur affectionately. “It’s only sad if you make it sad, Chopper,” she replied with a gentle smile. To prove her point, she lightly tapped him on the head with her glowing fingers.

Chopper’s ears perked up, and suddenly laughter bubbled out of him, bright and uncontrollable. “Wahahaha! Hey! That tickles!”

She let go, and his laughter gradually died down, leaving him giggling with residual glee. “See?” she said warmly. “I can make people happy, too.”

Chopper’s eyes shone with a mix of relief and amazement. “That’s so cool! You’re amazing!”

Zoro, now half-asleep and leaning against the wall, grumbled under his breath, clearly displeased with how sluggish he felt. “Next time, give us a warning before using that damn power. . .”

Sanji, on the other hand, had managed to prop himself up with one hand, still half in dreamland. “ Mon Ange . . . your touch is. . . so soft. . .”

She snorted in amusement, ignoring Sanji’s lovesick muttering. Robin gave her a sly smile, clearly entertained by the display.

“You really are full of surprises,” Robin commented.

She gave a nonchalant shrug and flashed a grin. “Gotta keep you guys on your toes somehow.”

As the chaos gradually settled, she couldn’t help but feel a little lighter, the tension from earlier melting away with every laugh and every ridiculous comment. Despite everything, being surrounded by these unpredictable, chaotic idiots made her feel like she was home.

— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — —

[POST THRILLER BARK]

She had realized that the Straw Hats were filled with self sacrificing idiots as she watched the scene in front of her unfold. 

The battlefield was littered with debris, a grim reminder of the brutal clash that had just taken place. Panting and bloodied, Zoro stood tall before the towering figure of Bartholomew Kuma, his resolve unshaken despite the pain wracking his body.

“I beg of you. . !” Zoro rasped, forcing himself to stay upright. His voice was strained, but his conviction was unyielding. “Let my life exchange for his!”

Kuma remained motionless, his towering presence almost suffocating. Zoro took a shaky breath and continued, “Let mine substitute his. . !”

Kuma stared down at him, his expression unreadable. “If you have such great ambition. . .” he said slowly, as if testing Zoro’s resolve.

Zoro didn’t hesitate. “I’d say exchanging my life for his is an equally good deal!” He clenched his fists, blood dripping from his wounds. “But eventually. . . I will become the world’s number one swordsman. I know my head is not worth much at the moment. . . but if I can’t protect my captain’s dream, then whatever ambition I have is nothing but just talk!”

Kuma was silent, considering the swordsman’s words. “There is already no other way to save the crew.” Zoro muttered, determination burning in his eyes. 

“How will you ever be satisfied?” Kuma questioned, his tone as emotionless as ever.

Zoro lowered his head. “Then by dying for him. . .”

Before Kuma could respond, Sanji’s voice cut through the air. “Hold on a minute, you jerk!” Sanji staggered forward, his own body battered from the battle. “Just ignore this mosshead swordsman. . . If you must kill somebody, then just take my life!”

Kuma stood like an unmovable statue, his gaze shifting between the ragtag group sprawled across the battlefield. Sanji took a shaky drag from his cigarette, glaring through the blood dripping down his face. The cook didn’t waver, even as his knees threatened to buckle.

“Black Leg Sanji,” Kuma acknowledged, his voice deep and unfeeling, but noting the fierce resolve in the cook’s eyes. Sanji didn’t flinch.

“I know the Marines don’t give a damn about me. . . but soon enough, the man who will be most feared by the Marines will be me.”

Sanji’s gaze hardened, his determination unwavering despite his body’s protests. He spared Zoro a sharp look, biting back the surge of fear that threatened to crack his composure.

“What are you going to do if you die, idiot!?” he spat, angry at how easily Zoro seemed willing to throw himself away. “What happened to your dream!?”

But Zoro just gritted his teeth, unmoved. He knew that Luffy’s dream came first. It always did. And for that dream, he would gladly lay down his life.

“Tell everyone I’m sorry,” Sanji whispered, eyes sweeping over his unconscious crewmates. He hesitated when his gaze landed on her—her eyes awake, wide-eyed and struggling to stand.

“ Ange ?” Sanji’s voice softened, as if suddenly realizing just how fragile she looked.

Zoro’s instincts kicked in the moment he sensed Sanji’s hesitation, and with a quick movement, he hit the cook with the hilt of his sword, sending him into unconsciousness. Sanji crumpled to the ground without another word.

Kuma didn’t move, still sizing up the situation as Zoro turned to face him. But before he could take another step forward, she staggered to her feet, swaying slightly as if every breath scraped through her lungs.

“Zoro. . .” Her voice was a rasp, but determined. Trembling hands reached out, fingers sparking with the faint glow of her Devil Fruit power. Zoro didn’t hesitate, he slapped her hand away, scowling.

“Don’t you dare touch me,” he snapped, glaring at her. “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”

She looked down at her hand, rubbing the bruise forming from his rough shove, and let out a shuddering breath. “I’m not. . . trying to stop you,” she whispered. “I just—” She took a deep breath.

“You and Sanji. . .” Her eyes flitted between the unconscious cook and the swordsman. “You’re the right and left hands of the next King of the Pirates,” she said, forcing strength into her voice. “Luffy would rather stop being a pirate than have you two die.”

Zoro froze, and for a moment, his usual stoic mask cracked. Kuma watched their exchange with a glint of curiosity—perhaps even endearment—but remained silent.

“And let me be the one to tell him his childhood friend died on my watch?” Zoro scoffed, shaking his head. “You’re a bigger idiot than I thought if you think you matter less in this crew. As if he’d be more okay with you dying.”

Her lips trembled, but she didn’t look away. “Better me than you guys,” she muttered. “I’m just the kid he couldn’t leave behind. The one who should’ve stayed in that damn mountain instead of following him into this mess. I’m not like you, I’m not indispensable.”

“That’s bullshit,” Zoro shot back. “You think Luffy would just accept losing you? You’re his childhood friend—the one person he’d never let go of. Don’t think for a second that just because you’re not holding a sword or steering the ship that you don’t belong here.”

She swallowed hard, fighting the rising panic clawing at her throat. “I’m the one who’s supposed to keep him safe,” she whispered, almost to herself. “What am I on this crew if not for that?”

Zoro’s expression softened, just a fraction. “And you think dying here makes up for that? You’re not gonna fix anything by throwing yourself away.”

She laughed bitterly, her hands clenched into fists. “If I can’t be strong enough to protect him, then what’s the point of me being here at all? Maybe it’s better if it’s me—at least then, no one’s losing their dream because of me.”

Zoro’s eyes narrowed, irritation flickering across his face. “I thought about it a few times, but you’re kind of weird in the head, aren’t ya?” he muttered, almost incredulous. “You act like you’re just some burden that Luffy’s dragging along. But we all know you’re here because he wants you here. He’s not keeping you around out of pity. He’s keeping you because you’re his nakama.”

She furrowed her brows, but Zoro didn’t let up. “You don’t get to decide your life’s worth on your own. Not when you’re part of this crew. If you’re gonna die, at least make it for something that’s worth a damn—not just because you think you’re disposable.”

“It’s not okay for me to die, but it is for you?” She raised an eyebrow in disbelief at the first mate.

“You’re his childhood friend,” Zoro reminded her firmly, completely trying to avoid her previous statement. “You’re not just some sidekick. You’re his nakama too. And if you think he’s gonna be okay with you dying, you really don’t know him at all.”

Zoro’s words cut through her like a sword, sharp and merciless, but not without purpose.

Kuma finally spoke up, his monotone voice breaking the tension. “Is your resolve still unwavering?”

Zoro didn’t hesitate. “Yeah. If it’s my life in exchange for his, it’s a good deal.”

“Zor—” Before she could finish her sentence, Zoro knocked her unconscious.

— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — —

“Nothing Happened.”

— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — — —— — — — — —

The air was thick with dust and echoes of laughter, remnants of a joy long lost to time. The grand hall of the ruined castle stretched high, its cracked walls and shattered windows filtering the dying light. 

Among the scattered debris, a lone figure sat upright, his skeletal fingers gently cradling a conch shell, as if afraid it might shatter under his touch.

Brook let out a soft, wistful chuckle, his bony jaw creaking as his shoulders shook. "Yo-ho ho ho." he laughed quietly, the sound lonely and fragile amidst the ruins. His empty eye sockets fixed on the shell, where faint traces of voices seemed to resonate—familiar, precious voices, frozen in time.

"That song filled with memories. ., . and a party!" the echoes of long-gone friends seemed to cheer. Brook could almost see them—the Rumbar Pirates, gathered around, singing as though their very lives depended on it. Their voices mingled with his in a final, desperate melody, refusing to fade even in the face of death.

Brook squeezed the shell just a little tighter, as if holding on to what remained of his past. "Every single day was painful. . ." he whispered, his voice cracking with unspoken grief. It had been decades of isolation, of searching for a reason to keep moving forward, despite knowing that everyone he once loved was long gone.

“But you know, Luffy-san,” Brook started out. There was hope now, a flicker of light through the man in the straw hat in front of him. News that Laboon was still alive, waiting for him. A reason to survive beyond just enduring the pain. 

Brook's skeletal frame trembled with raw emotion as he lifted his head to the sky.

"I am. . . so glad to be alive!!!"

Luffy’s grin stretched wide.  “Of course you are!” he shouted, like it was the most obvious truth in the world.

Brook, though his skeletal face remained unmoving, seemed to exude warmth and relief. For fifty years, he had wandered through the dark, alone and without purpose. Now, there was something to hold on to—a dream, a promise, and new friends to share it with.

Brook’s voice softened. “Would you mind if I become your nakama?”

Luffy barely hesitated, rolling onto his back on the piano as if he’d been waiting to hear those words. “Sounds great!” he replied without missing a beat.

Just like that, Brook had joined the crew.

Some of the Straw Hats erupted in protest, but Luffy didn’t seem to notice. He just laughed and spun around the grand piano, his energy infectious and unstoppable. His wild spirit could be felt pulsing through the room like a heartbeat.

“Oiii!” Luffy called out suddenly, waving towards the dual-haired woman, leaning against the cracked pillar. A soft, tired smile lingered on her lips, and she seemed content to watch from the sidelines.

Without warning, Luffy grabbed her arms, tugging her towards him as the music resumed, louder and livelier. “Come on, come on, it’s your favorite song!” he insisted, twirling her awkwardly despite her protests.

She couldn’t help the light laughter that bubbled up, his enthusiasm relentless and unwavering. “Luffy,” she called out between twirls, finally pulling back enough to look at him.

He paused mid-spin, still grinning. “Hey, hey, hey! We finally got a musician!”

She glanced toward Brook, who gave a courteous bow and a cheerful, “Yo-ho ho ho!” before returning to his piano melody.

“I’m happy for you, but y’know Luffy. . .” She started out, a bit exasperated. “Your crew is full of idiots. . .” she muttered under her breath, thinking about Robin and how she tried to sacrifice her life, thinking about Sanji and Zoro who tried to do the same, but Luffy only cocked his head in confusion.

“Huh?”

Luffy didn’t understand her quiet concern, but he didn’t need to. All that mattered was that they were together, alive, laughing, and welcoming new friends. The music played on, loud and unapologetic.

I got bored. This is basically a Transformers based Self Insert where our favorite robots in disguise learn about the peculiarities of the One Piece realm. For this reader will be a human from the OPverse who ends up stuck in Transformersverse.

Only detail I'll add description wise is that they're tall, like 10 ft since it's funnily considered a bit above average for humans in One Piece standards. *Looks at Charlotte Katakuri whose around 19 ft*

As for what Devil Fruits are, these are fruits enchanted by sea devils that grant incredible powers to those who eat them. Though the price for such abilities is never being able to swim again. Devil Fruits come in three main types.

Paramecia which can be anything from a rubber body or turning others into toys. Zoan, that allows the eater to become various animals, prehistoric/mythical creatures and even deities. Then finally Logia which are living elements such as fire or ice.

Gonna be three entries with one Devil Fruit Type per an entry. Also it won't be the same continuity every time! For this, I'll be using Cybertron, Prime, and Bayverse! This can be read gender neutral or preferred gender. Enjoy!

Cybertron: Dino-Dino Fruit Model Allosaurus

You have been stuck on this strange planet for quite some time. Honestly thought the place was an island at first but none were as massive as this. Plus good ol' steel rhino solidified it.

Backstomp of the Beast Planet was the only one who knew about your existence. A personal preference and the elder easily respected it. It wasn't for your safety but those of the foolish challengers. Picking a fight with this allosaurus was a death sentence.

To the inhabitants of Jungle Planet, you are just a new beast that calls the place home. It should've stayed this way as the days go by. That is until Megatron and his lackies threw the idea down the drain.

Whatever peace the place held had been thrown overboard in seconds. Black hole threatening to devour the entire universe? War between Autobots and Decepticons? Four Cyber Planet Keys being the way out? Yeah no.

Obviously kept out of it as it wasn't your war. Well that was the plan until Backstomp got dragged in and no one is gonna hurt old man rhino without getting bitten. Like mosquitos, the Decepticons decide to impede the Autobots once again on their way to see the planet's ruler.

You knew Scourge's honor bound temper and any tardiness will ignite his fury. What better way to slander 'Optimus Prime' then have him late from trying to save his team from an ambush. It was time to intervene. You let your body shift from human into the beast form granted by the Dino Dino Fruit Model Allosaurus.

The shifty looking bot, Starscream, didn't expect a massive clothed Allosaurus to leap on his back nor bite into his wings. He obviously screamed in pain as he tries to get you off but you were stubborn. The distraction allowed the Autobots to turn the tide and chase away the pests.

You shift into your half beast form while allowing Backstomp to do introductions on the way to see Scourge. They obviously had questions especially upon hearing that this strange dinosaur is a human. Your response? "Gotta earn it first. A home cooked meal is a good way to start."

Prime: Calm-Calm Fruit

You had brought this particular encounter on yourself. Everyone craves some peace and quiet at some point. A task that can be easily done thanks to the abilities given by the Calm Calm Fruit.

You were listening to the radio while eating another stolen meal from KO Burger. A normal routine since landing in this strange place about 3 months back. The only source of easy entertainment other than reading or drawing was a dinky little radio you had also stolen.

It broadcasts a very odd telenova about a war between giant robots and that's it. Didn't know why but you always tuned in out of curiosity. That and this Ratchet character tossing wrenches at his companions is so funny.

It was currently on the Decepticons' side with Starscream being a whiny two faced bitch again. "For someone who wants to replace Megatron, he sure doesn't have any balls." "What did you just say Soundwave?!"

Oh. This wasn't a telenova. You might've been eavesdropping for three months on either crazy people or actual giant robots. Well fuck. The radio immediately got trashed upon hearing the word 'Investigate' and took off with weapons in tow.

You found it been the latter as you watched shit go down from the sniper's roost atop the cliff. First three robots, obviously Decepticons, shown up through a portal to snoop. Then other bots who must be the Autobot party, since they weren't primarily purple or grey in paint jobs, emerged to start the fight.

Alright, time to be a neutral terror with silent explosives. Watching giant robots scatter in a panic as a soundless rocket crashed down is hilarious. And it grew even funnier since no one could find out where the shots came from.

Thus the next 20 mins were spent unleashing utter hell as both sides scramble to survive. It sadly ended when a very large truck robot had snuck up(via groundbridge) and snatched you from behind. He definitely didn't expect an oddly tall human to cause his team trouble. Or for them to sheepishly smile. "Guess you caught me.😅"

Bayverse: Smoke-Smoke Fruit

You didn't know how a nap escalated to escorting a injured medic robot to his companions. It just happened as smoke tendrils from the Smoke Smoke Fruit help Ratchet walk to his berth/bed. The two of you been trying to find Optimus for the past two weeks.

Drift about whenever possible and keep off Cemetery Wind's radar. You had no experience in fixing machinery so Ratchet had to guide any repairs on him. Mainly cause his hands were still wonky and he rather not shoot himself in the foot.

Both of you were currently hiding out at an abandoned steel mill somewhere in Texas. A perfect place to find scrap metal for more repairs on the Autobot medic. Well it should've been until Ratchet picked up someone approaching your temporary hideout.

It was pretty obvious what needed to happen. Thus Ratchet sat in the basement as you handle the unwelcomed guests. It was go time when the first black car came into view.

"Whiteout!" You let smoke swallow the entire field and tear into the intruders. Cemetery Wind still hadn't learned that bullets were worthless here from how fast they began to drop like flies. Smoke choking each foolish soldier as it slowly snuffs their life out.

A loud truck horn had gotten your attention. It would've tasted a smoky fist if it weren't the blue and red firey decal on the front. This had to be Optimus Prime.

Whatever Cemetery Wind grunts were alive found their necks snapped in two. You kept your smoke tendrils out even when three people got out the truck and Optimus gone into robot mode. A surprise since it was humans who took out his team.

He obviously saw you as a threat until you took him to see Ratchet. Any distrust faded when the two Autobots were reunited and the medic got better repairs. They still had questions but only one got an answer from you. "Why did I help Ratchet? It wouldn't be right to leave him to die."

And that's it! Until next time folks, I'll see you back on the Grand Line. Now transform and roll out!