It would figure you wouldn't show your face even around your own birthday! If I hadn't gleaned the day for myself, I would have thought you had never been born at all and were already fully formed since your conception as the most infuriating man alive.
I swore I wrote this date on my calendar somewhere, but I must have... accidentally burned that one between then and now, because there was no note to remind myself. And you sure didn't see fit to remind anyone yourself! I only even remembered by complete happenstance, so sorry if the end product is a little rushed, so you should feel grateful you're getting a gift from me at all at this rate.
Anyways... Happy birthday. This is for you. I hope you find this useful. Pick up your damn books for once______
The letter is hastily scrawled, Kaveh's handwriting only degenerating the longer it goes on, with certain phrases scratched out poorly, leaving them somewhat still legible to anyone whose vision isn't blurring from a two day engineering bender. The ink must not have even been dried yet when he fell asleep, because there's a long streak trailing off the last word, leading all the way to the quill resting in his limp grip.
Beside him is the gift he didn't have the opportunity to wrap yet: A book cart, but an unsurprisingly ornate one, considering Kaveh's predisposition for the aesthetic. It doesn't even have anything so mundane as wheels. That would be too primitive. No, this book cart is a Kshahrewar project, and so it floats just so above the ground, unimpeded by any potential obstacles on the floor and perfectly balanced to right itself if shoved one way or the other.
One can always trust the Great Kaveh to over-engineer the solution to even the smallest of problems.
Birthdays arenât anything special to the Acting Grand Sage. Haitham comes home to find a suspiciously quiet house and decides to investigate, scouring each of the rooms for any sign of life. Presumably his roommate is in his own quarters, but Haitham thought he might at least like to know that there was some extra baklava from the batch that had been gifted to him.
Although, based on the quantity alone, itâs clear enough to the scribe that this was always intended to be a shared dish.
He supposes heâll have to have Kaveh thank the Traveler later in his stead.
Itâs only decent practice to knock, but Haitham pauses at the door when he sees that itâs slightly ajar already.
âKaveh?â He calls out before pushing it open. Light spills into the hallway and he finds the architect slumped over his desk, a plush cheek resting against his own arm. Itâs not unusual to find Kaveh asleep in this kind of position. Itâd be far from the first time, at least.
Haitham walks over to at least turn off the lamp beside him when he spots the unfinished letter tucked underneath Kavehâs arm. Immediately, he identifies his name scrawled onto the top and goes to carefully extract it.
Kavehâs always been a heavy sleeper once he actually went to sleep. Haitham doesnât react even as the blonde snuffles and shifts a bit. Instead, he focuses and perusing the contents of the letter. Honestly, itâs good that he has a lifetime of linguistic study and is familiar with Kavehâs sleep-deprived chicken scratch, otherwise this would be completely illegible.
Once he finishes reading it, he looks over to the floating contraption beside the desk. Curiously he goes to push it, then presses his hand onto it to see how it tilts and re-aligns itself with its own center of gravity.
Haitham pockets the letter and then proceeds to cap Kavehâs opened inkpot. He clicks his tongue in distaste and makes a note to get the man a new one, now that this one has dried out. He then plucks the quill from his roommateâs loose grip, setting it onto the desk properly before carefully treading over the clutter on the floor to grab the blanket on Kavehâs bed. Itâs draped over the exhausted manâs shoulders with careful deliberation. The scribe also does his roommate the favor of removing the remaining barrettes clinging on for dear life in that nest of hair.
Finally, he turns off the lamp, and after bringing his gift out from the room, he shuts the door with a soft click.
In the morning, Kaveh will find Haitham asleep in the living room with his birthday present beside him.
...Atop it is a plate full of baklava crumbs and an empty tea cup.