#debatelife

please send help. if anyone is willing to trade prep for public forum db8 (i’ll have things by tomorrow i swear) please message me :’)) this is my first time going to the TOC but i’ve been so embroiled in school stuff that i’m n o t ready. 

me: 

debate (de·bate) noun

An activity in which two or more high-schoolers stand in a room in front of a judge/judges to argue about topics that oftentimes extend beyond their actual knowledge.

“that debate was fun!”

deb8 (de·bate) noun

Slang for ‘debate’ (see above).

“that deb8 was fun!”

deb9 (dəˈb·nīn) noun

A deb8 so gr8 debate so great that it transcends debate, and can only be quantified through another word.

“that deb9 was the best round i’ve ever had. i would rather re-live that round than meet the love of my life.”

deb7 (dəˈb·sevən) noun

A debate that was such a failure on your record and in your memories that it no longer is even a debate.

“that deb7 was bad enough for me to consider quitting debate.”

debater (dəˈbādər) noun

A (typically salty) highschooler who enjoys arguing with other salty high schoolers at unreasonably early and late hours over their weekends.

“i’m not bitter, i’m just a debater.”

deb8r (dəˈbādər) noun

Slang for ‘debater’ (see above).

“i’m not bitter, i’m just a deb8r.”

deb9r  (dəˈb·nīnər) noun

A debater so great that they transcend the activity itself—making all other debaters seem like mere plebeians in their presence. 

“i went against a deb9r that last round. they came into the room with a case finer than their 0.32 g2s, and flowed on legal size paper. upon their appearance, my hopes were quickly replaced with tears.”

deb7r (dəˈb·sevənər) noun

A plebeian debater.