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SuperMassive (One-Shot) [Textless] (Incentive Variant) (2023)

It's Spooooooky month! And 'tis I, @naban-dean-of-irritation, here to kick it off with a most auspicious contest. After all, to a group of nerds who spend their time playing a game that involves rigourous math, what could be more scary...

than NUMBERS! Muahahahahaha!

This week's contest: design a card that uses BOTH the numbers seven and thirteen.

Uses? What does that mean? Well, I'm not gonna let you get cheeky here. No collector's number, artist credit, number of syllables in the flavor text... the numbers must be in the name, mana cost, power/toughness, or rules text. Nothing else, nothing more! Savvy?

A couple corner cases to be aware of:

Both numerals and number words are good! Make sure you follow proper Magic templating, but seven and thirteen are just as good as 7 and 13! Hell, you wanna use roman numerals? Go nuts! (Though that probably only works in the name, but have fun anyways.)

Derivatives of the words are fine! If you need to say "seventh" or the like, that's fair game.

Both mana value and generic mana symbols count for this contest! So a mana cost of {4}{U}{U}{U} counts since it has an mv of 7, but a mana cost of {13}{R}{B} counts as well since it has the numeral 13 in it.

I think that's all there is to this contest, but of course if you have any questions, you know where to find me!

Now I shall return to my evil duties of... stitching hands to a giant drum? Man, that art is gross.

SOUL STRIDER - Chapter 1 Cover Variant