#dcst yo

​Yo: [Holding the rifle completely sideways] Yeah, yeah, I got it. Gangster style. Maximum style points.

​Stanley: If you fire it like that, the recoil is going to break your nose.

​Yo: That’s just a risk a cool guy like me has to take, Stan.

Stanley: Shooting isn't about looking cool. It's about efficiency, discipline, and breathing control.

​Yo: See, that's your problem. You think too much. My secret technique is that I close both eyes, yell "Boom!", and let God sort it out.

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Here is Chibi Yo in the dcst Magical AU✨

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Yo Uei x Reader

Yo is always trying to impress you somehow. You didn't know when it started but soon enough you found him stuck to your side trying to show off what he could do. Sometimes he'll pick up something comically large and fail, which you would turn away from to spare his ego.

Sometimes Yo would get into small fights with other people just to see how you would react to him totally winning that one. Well just to mess with him at the point you also look away from his victories like they happened in the background.

Honestly you do like this weird guy's attention, he's like really funny for someone whose totally egotistical yet so cowardly. Though there are times where he can be brave, and really mean it. Like the time you found yourself casted in the water almost certain you may drown. In your hazy vision there was Yo there, grabbing you and hoisting you upwards. You did manage catch air before water could fill your lungs, but Yo ended up also needing to be saved by both you and Magma.

After all, even though his aim was terrible at the start, he genuinely practiced until it got so good that he shot Ibara's hand, above deck, from where he was in the water (not to mention, he had to keep himself afloat too). He even caught the Medusa!

I think we underestimate him sometimes.

( @bangbang-kapow )