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Gen: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Senku: Mine just says "Senku-chan no."

Gen: Senku-chan, you really know how to sweep a mentalist off his feet. Nothing says romance like a lecture on fluid dynamics.

Senku: Ten billion percent. Now drink it before the gas escapes and it becomes depressing sugar water.

Meanwhile....

Stanley: [Squinting through the a pair of high powered binoculars in a bush] Look at him. He’s lecturing my son about bubbles. Xeno told me this kid was a genius, but he looks like a sentient stick of celery.

A Voice From the Dark: [Whispering loudly] Oh my god, oh my god, they’re sharing a drink! This is it! I’m going to be a father-in-law! I need to start planning the wedding. Do you think we can launch the bouquet into low Earth orbit?

Stanley: [Whips around, pulling a combat knife] Who’s there?!

Byakuya: [Waving cheerfully, covered in durt] Hi! I’m Byakuya! Senku’s dad! Nice to meet you. Wow, your camouflage is incredible. Are you a professional stalker, or just a really dedicated parent like me?

Stanley: .....I am a trained military operative. And your son is dating my son.

Byakuya: Oh my gosh, we’re in-laws! Look at them! Look at our boys! Senku is actually outside! Touching grass! With a boy! I never thought I’d see the day. I thought he’d marry a beaker.

Stanley: [Glares through the leaves] Your son is a menace. Gen deserves a gentleman. Someone who understands art, or at least someone who can lift a bag of flour without throwing out their back.

Byakuya: Look, Gen just laughed! That’s progress! Usually, people just yell at Senku for being arrogant.

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Gen: [Glancing toward the bushes] Say, Senku-chan... do you get the feeling we are being watched by a highly trained sniper and a very proud astronaut?

Senku: I noticed them 15 minutes ago, my old man has been tailing me since I left the house, and your dad is a menace.

Gen: Should we say hello?

Senku, Gen, Chrome, and Kohaku joined in too. Then Chrome (that rat) decided to play no mercy rules and kicked my butt off of the table

Ryuusui: I want you, too ;)

Ryusui: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Senku does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Gen: If Senku-chan were to jump off a cliff, he would've done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Senku-chan jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Ryusui: You jump off a cliff!

Senku: No, Taiju, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Taiju: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Senku: No! You’re the only one for me.

Taiju: Is that so?

Senku: I promise! The Mentalist and I are just dating, okay? He's my boyfriend.

Taiju: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Senku: You are still my one and only best friend! He's just the love of my life, nothing more!

Taiju: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Senku: Of course bro!

Taiju: Bro...