#dbs imagines

I Love him and I’m sick of the content drought.

Broly is very quiet. Especially around his s/o. He feels real comfortable in your presence so he doesn’t feel the need to speak unless spoke to, or if he has a question on human customs.

You wanna go to the store? Guess where going to the store now. He follows you everyone whenever he’s not training. He likes your company and doesn’t want you to get hurt when he’s not there.

Plus imagine how funny it is walking around satan city with him. He’s just looking around at everything like a little kid but his resting face probably scares people off. (Insert big sayain carrying small bash of groceries 😭🤍)

Pretty sure he’d love pets and kids by the way. They’re so small and full of energy..he gets super protective over small things and people. Yes it would be a bad decision to leave him completely alone with a real small kid like a baby.

But he’d be so good at just holding them and playing with them for a few moments till you get back. He just lets kids tug at him. Not like it hurts anyways he just sits and makes sure they’re not hurting themselves.

You’d need a bigger house..or bed for him to stay with you. But living with broly is pretty simple. Like I said before he’s real quiet. All you have to worry about is the sayain appetite and goku barging in to train.

I agree with broly having sensory issues as well. He doesn’t really like shirts but if he has to wear em he likes a fabric that isn’t to soft but to scratchy either. He’s not used to super soft textures so it throws him off.

Broly doesn’t really get jealous but he does get protective. He’s confident in his abilities to keep you safe and happy so don’t worry about jealousy. But…he gets agitated when people are to touchy with you. Especially if you start to smell different.

Oh? You wanna cuddle? Ok he’s down. He’s pretty submissive in the relationship but once he gets the hang of things he starts initiating things more. All of a sudden he’s hugging you while you’re trying to cook.

Whis

Whis is the BEST person to accidentally open the door. He does it with that serene smile that could kill a you.

JW: “Hello! Do you believe in God?” Whis, tilting his head sweetly: “Oh, yes. We have brunch every other week.”

He says it so casually the guests think he’s joking. He’s not.

JW: “Would you like to learn about God’s plan—?” Whis: “I can ask Him for you if you like! I’m meeting Him later.”

He physically prevents himself from saying “Which God?” because he knows you’ll strangle him later.

If you come up behind him like “Whis, who’s at the door?” He turns, smiles, and whispers: “Religious solicitors. I may have broken them.”

He offers them tea while they stand frozen, questioning every life choice.

When the visitors finally run away, Whis closes the door calmly: “Mortals are so fun.”

Shin

Shin opens the door with the energy of a man who’s scared of microwaves.

JW: “Do you believe in God?” Shin: “…Define… God?”

Bad start. They begin explaining scripture to HIM. The literal creation deity.

He panics, because he doesn’t want to lie, but also can’t say “I am God for your entire quadrant.”

JW: “Would you like to hear the good news of the Lord?” Shin, sweating: “He… likes you?”

He blurts out something theologically disastrous, like: “Your souls are very shiny!”

If they ask for his name, he gives a fake one: “Uh- Phil. Phil Kai. I mean- Phil.”

You have to physically pull him back inside because he will accidentally start explaining cosmic creation laws.

Once the door closes, he collapses on your couch like: “I almost told them everything.”

Dai + Zeno

This is the worst-case scenario for the visitors. The absolute worst.

Daishinkan Opens the Door

He smiles like a divine doll come to life. So serene it’s terrifying.

JW: “Do you believe in God?” Daishinkan: “…We live together.”

They laugh nervously. He doesn’t.

JW: “Would you like to learn about—” Daishinkan: “Would you like to meet Him? He’s in the living room.”

He even gestures inside like he’s inviting them to a tea party of doom.

Zeno Pops His Head Around the Corner

Zeno: “Who are those people? Are they friends??” Daishinkan: “They came to talk about God.” Zeno: “That’s me!”

The guests nearly PASS OUT.

One drops their pamphlet. Another screams.

Zeno waves cutely, very proud: “Hi! I destroy universes!”

You nearly break your ankles sprinting to the door: “NO NO THANK YOU WE’RE GOOD GOODBYE—”

Daishinkan: “Should I erase their memory?” You: “NO?? THEY JUST WANTED TO TALK ABOUT JESUS???”

Zeno: “Is he strong? Can I meet him?”

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or for example, this is something neither Daishinkan nor his ultra instinct expects. His stepchild comes in with a rope in his mouth, holds out the other end of the rope, and asks him to pull it, and Daishinkan is literally in cosmic terror when he pulls out a tooth, because even though he's smart, he still didn't know what it would lead to.

(And even though he's not the type of parent who checks the closet for monsters, he'll do it, and just in case, he'll create a magical defense)

OMG yesss

Being the biological child of Daishinkan’s mortal partner comes with certain complexities. For example: • You’re tiny by angel standards • You’re mortal • And worst of all... You have baby teeth.

Daishinkan had prepared for everything: emotional needs, spiritual energy, education, safety... But he absolutely, completely, entirely forgot that mortals shed teeth.

First Incident:

Your mother: “Dai, sweetie, could you do me a favor? When they fall asleep, put this dollar under their pillow. Tooth fairy stuff.” Daishinkan: “…This is related to dentistry?” Your mother: “It’s tradition.” Daishinkan: “…Tradition of what?” Your mother: “Of children losing teeth.” Daishinkan: “Losing—? Wh— They just detached body parts??”

He nearly teleports to check if you’re still structurally sound.

Your mother has to explain, slowly, that this is normal. It still doesn’t help.

This is a man who has created universes. He has seen timeless primordial entities. He guards Zeno.

But he holds that little dollar like it’s a sacred relic and slips it under your pillow with the caution of someone handling a ticking bomb.

Second incident:

You waddle in, rope in your mouth, holding the other end out to him like you’re offering a cosmic treaty.

Daishinkan: “Beloved child, what… is this ritual?” You (muffled): “Jush puhll.” Daishinkan, who has never said no to you in his life, takes the rope.

The moment he feels resistance, his Ultra Instinct flares-

-because something inside you just pops.

Your tooth shoots out like a tiny mortal torpedo and bounces off his sacred temple floor.

Daishinkan: “…” “I HAVE REMOVED A PIECE OF YOU.”

He panics so hard the entire Angelic Order senses something is wrong.

Whis appears immediately, panicked: “Father, are we under attack?” Daishinkan, holding the tiny tooth like it’s cursed: “Apparently, mortals eject components.” Whis looks at you, then the tooth. “Oh. They’re just losing teeth.” Daishinkan: “You KNEW ABOUT THIS??”

Third incident:

He doesn’t believe in monsters. He has destroyed beings who would make “monsters” beg for mercy.

But one night you whisper:

“Daishinkan… can you check the closet? Just in case?”

He checks.

Not once. Not lazily. Not “ah yes, nothing here.”

He checks like he’s scanning for multiversal anomalies.

And when he finds nothing, he raises one hand and creates:

• a barrier of divine light, • layered protective sigils, • an alarm system, • and a gentle glow so you don’t get scared of the dark.

All because you were a little nervous.

He tucks you in and smooths your hair back like you’re the most sacred being in existence.

Daishinkan: “Rest, my child. No entity, creature, or force shall harm you. I have rewritten the laws of this room to ensure it.”

Your mother: “Dear… it was just a nightmare.” Daishinkan: “It WILL NOT BECOME a real one.”

BONUS

Daishinkan keeps a tiny floating holographic chart tracking all your incoming baby teeth so he never gets “ambushed by nature” again.

When a tooth is loose, Ultra Instinct activates without his consent.

He calls mortal anatomy “structurally unstable but charming.”

Zeno loves showing him your missing teeth and thinks it’s hilarious.

Daishinkan has a permanent but gentle fear that your arm or leg might just “decide to detach too.”

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