Lol, imagine if the Jehovah's witnesses came to the reader's house while Whis and Shin (or Daishinkan and Zenon) were in their apartment, and when the angel opens the front door, receiving a question from the guests about whether they believe in God, the angel turns on the troll respond, "We live in the same space, and I can introduce you"
Whis
Whis is the BEST person to accidentally open the door. He does it with that serene smile that could kill a you.
JW: “Hello! Do you believe in God?” Whis, tilting his head sweetly: “Oh, yes. We have brunch every other week.”
He says it so casually the guests think he’s joking. He’s not.
JW: “Would you like to learn about God’s plan—?” Whis: “I can ask Him for you if you like! I’m meeting Him later.”
He physically prevents himself from saying “Which God?” because he knows you’ll strangle him later.
If you come up behind him like “Whis, who’s at the door?” He turns, smiles, and whispers: “Religious solicitors. I may have broken them.”
He offers them tea while they stand frozen, questioning every life choice.
When the visitors finally run away, Whis closes the door calmly: “Mortals are so fun.”
Shin
Shin opens the door with the energy of a man who’s scared of microwaves.
JW: “Do you believe in God?” Shin: “…Define… God?”
Bad start. They begin explaining scripture to HIM. The literal creation deity.
He panics, because he doesn’t want to lie, but also can’t say “I am God for your entire quadrant.”
JW: “Would you like to hear the good news of the Lord?” Shin, sweating: “He… likes you?”
He blurts out something theologically disastrous, like: “Your souls are very shiny!”
If they ask for his name, he gives a fake one: “Uh- Phil. Phil Kai. I mean- Phil.”
You have to physically pull him back inside because he will accidentally start explaining cosmic creation laws.
Once the door closes, he collapses on your couch like: “I almost told them everything.”
Dai + Zeno
This is the worst-case scenario for the visitors. The absolute worst.
Daishinkan Opens the Door
He smiles like a divine doll come to life. So serene it’s terrifying.
JW: “Do you believe in God?” Daishinkan: “…We live together.”
They laugh nervously. He doesn’t.
JW: “Would you like to learn about—” Daishinkan: “Would you like to meet Him? He’s in the living room.”
He even gestures inside like he’s inviting them to a tea party of doom.
Zeno Pops His Head Around the Corner
Zeno: “Who are those people? Are they friends??” Daishinkan: “They came to talk about God.” Zeno: “That’s me!”
The guests nearly PASS OUT.
One drops their pamphlet. Another screams.
Zeno waves cutely, very proud: “Hi! I destroy universes!”
You nearly break your ankles sprinting to the door: “NO NO THANK YOU WE’RE GOOD GOODBYE—”
Daishinkan: “Should I erase their memory?” You: “NO?? THEY JUST WANTED TO TALK ABOUT JESUS???”
Zeno: “Is he strong? Can I meet him?”
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